Monday, 12 October 2009

**SHOWBIZ NEWS** KATIE PRICE'S TITS START TO DROOP!

KATIE'S BIG DROOPY TITS YESTERDAY

Katie Price usually only appears in public manicured to within an inch of her life and her tits firmly hitched up under a pair of onion sacks tied together with a bit of string.
But the glamour model was snapped yesterday with THE FUCKERS hanging out like a pair of big soft zeppelins at an equestrian event in Birmingham and they're GETTING FUCKING DROOPY!
Katie, 31, claims she doesn't care, but recent events including her very public divorce from Peter Andre are clearly affecting the star's TITS



It is rumoured that her new boyfriend, a CAGE FIGHTER WHO LIKES TO DRESS AS A WOMAN, is in the habit of swinging from KATIE'S TITS which is straining the SILICON BAGS!


**NEXT WEEK AN EXPOSE ON THE SIZE OF PETER ANDRE'S KNOB!**

2 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

She's a total hound. I wouldn't bang her, even with yours.

And I'm not fussy...

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, fuck me with all the cocks she's had through her, if I thought mine was up to the job you'd be welcome to borrow it. I've been told you're not fussy by big, hackett Sadie in Riccarton.