Saturday, 17 October 2009

CASTER SEMENYA "TOO STRESSED" TO DO EXAMS.

South African athlete Caster Semenya, subject of a row over her gender, is too stressed to sit her exams, according to reports.


I'm not surprised. I'm sorry for the lassie, but if I was sitting in my school skirt and blouse and had a MOUSTACHE, a BIG CLATTER OF BALLS AND A COCK, I'd be FUCKING NERVOUS TOO!

12 comments:

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

DL I thought you said she was too stressed to be examined!!! You wouldn't want folks poking around your fundament if you were stressed. Exams or no exams a mans fundament is his own personal kingdom.

careers advisor said...

If she fails her exams she/he could maybe get a job as a ladyboy or something.

scunnert said...

We have the Olympics and the Special Olympics, and the Paralympics. Why can't we have the Hermaphrolympics?

That being said - I can't help feeling some sympathy for the kid.

Shades Of Ansel said...

Perhaps it's her time of the month...but I very,very much doubt it!!

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

No wonder it can run like fuck, it's got three legs!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Incoming!!!! It's the last thing thing I mind is someone poking about my fundamentals!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Careers Adviser, I think she's alraedy got a job as a ladyboy going by the cheesy grin on that cunt beside her.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert, What about the Homoolympics. Sucking the javelin, three legged pole vault and the in for the high jump.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ansel, that'll be the painter next to her!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, it's a wonder the lassie can run at all with that lunch box she's got.

Gigits said...

He/She looks very mardy in that press conference.

Probably got a painful erection. It sometimes happens to me at totally inappropriate times.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fuck me Gigits, it's the last thing I remember!