Sunday, 11 October 2009

ARRESTED FOR HAVING A SHITE IN THE STREET (PICTURE)

A man was arrested during a demonstration by the E.D.L. in MANCHESTER yesterday for doing a HUGE SHITE in the street.


The SHITE which is clearly visible in bottom right of the above photograph is thought to be THE BIGGEST TURD recorded so far this year. The man in question is said to have been drinking large amounts of GUINNESS for the last six weeks.



THE PILE OF SHITE was still seen to be STEAMING several hours later.

A Police Spokesman said in a later statement, " THE SMELL WAS FUCKING TERRIBLE"!



12 comments:

Gigits said...

Having suffered with the Guinness squirts in the past, I must insist that the shit on show is not "aqueous" enough to be related to the vile side effects of that particular mick brew.

squirter said...

Yes I agree. Far too solid to be due to a squrty arsed guinness shit.
Who records these dumps ?
Definitely not a proper pisshead.

Barking Spider said...

You're a sick boy, DL, I fucking love it, lol.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Yes, Gentleman but you have not cottoned on to the fact that the guy in question has been eating straw to add a bit of roughage to his diet. Thus the combination of the two is the result you see before you.

Dark Lochnagar said...

And further more he deserves to be arrested. We've all had a fly pish in the street or up a close before but a shit of that size is going over the score.

Gigits said...

Sir, I have, once or twice, been caught short, bowel wise, on long nights of drinking.

This photo is disturbing to me and causes awful "Post Traumatic Stress Disorder" effects.

Damn you!

banned said...

The Officer in the middle is playing the old " let's conceal my identity by covering up my ID number with some red bits " game.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Gigits, I am only relieved that I am not a Mrs Gigits or your washing machine. Fuck knows, I will repeat myself, Fuck knows what state you knickers are in before they get washed.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, you are right, I hadn't noticed that. He may of course be some sort of fancy Traffic Warden. Fuck knows what goes on in Manchester.

scunnert said...

Well - that's the English for you - dirty, dirty people - with no morals or sense of shame. Didn't even use toilet paper by god!

Wardog said...

What a load of shit.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert, you could add his knickers to Gigit's.