NICK CLEGG-"I WANT TO BE PRIME MINISTER"

This man, who I believe is called Nick Clogg and is the LEADER of the Liberal Socialist Democrat Thingies, or whatever they now call themselves, has been heard stating at a half empty party conference hall that he wants to be PRIME MINISTER!


WELL NOCK I WANT TO WIN £25 MILLION ON THE LOTTERY AND THERE IS AS MUCH CHANCE OF ME DOING THAT AS YOU BECOMING PRIME MINISTER.

(That's none and fuck all, BTW)