Saturday, 15 August 2009


Pop singer George Michael has been arrested after his car was involved in a collision, it has emerged. The Wham! star was questioned by police on suspicion of driving under the influence of drink or drugs on Friday morning.

The 46-year-old singer, who had just completed a two-year driving ban, was arrested after his silver Land Rover hit an articulated lorry on the A34 in Berkshire at about 1am. The driver said, "When I stopped the lorry and got out to see what had happened, I didn't think he would have survived."
The singer's civil law 'partner', Raphael, was later found to have swallowed the THE TIP OF THE SINGER'S PENIS, which he had inadvertently bitten off during the accident!
The loving couple are waiting on what comes naturally to see what sort of condition the penis tip is in to see if it can be be re-attached or if plastic surgery will be called for.

1 comment:

Gigits said...

Muhahahahahahh!!! If only!