BROON WIRED TO THE MOON

"Biggest pair of knockers I've ever felt"!

IS BROWN FINALLY GOING OFF HIS ROCKER?

This is a man who spent 10 years as Chancellor of the Exchequer, in which time he must have had hundreds of briefings about the economy and yet he stands up PMQs and says------

"THERE WILL BE A ZERO PERCENT INCREASE IN PUBLIC SPENDING IN 2013/2014!"


So the next time you get a 0% increase in wages, don't worry it's really a rise!

OTHER BROWN PREDICTIONS ARE:

There will be a 0% increase in unemployment this year.

There will be a 0% increase in National Debt this year.

There will be a 0% increase in businesses going belly up.

There will be a 0% increase in Whisky Jobs in Kilmarnock.

There will be a 0% increase in people seeing Michael Jackson alive, ( in a chip shop).

There will be a 0% increase in suicides due to the recession caused by Labour.

There will be a 0% increase in the Scottish budget this year to fight the recession, (true!)

There will be a 0% increase in Aircraft Carriers built on the Clyde.

GET OUTA TOWN NOW BONKERS BROWN, THE MEN IN WHITE COATS ARE GETTING INTO THE VAN!