Some sad news is reported by Reuters tonight. After hearing that BROON AND LABOUR WERE DOOMED, (DOOMED I TELL YE!), ten people have flung themselves to their deaths off the "Scotsman" building in Edinburgh.
The ten were thought to include, TWO EDITORS, THREE SUB-EDITORS, FOUR JOURNALISTS and some Premium Content FUCKING TWAT who goes By the nom-de-plume of ROOFARSE!
Broon's choice of a bunch of HAS BEENS AND RETREADS in his much vaunted RESHUFFLE along with £1 million donor to the Labour Party, SIR ALAN SUGAR was thought to be the last straw.
An SNP spokesman told us, "FUCK EM"! "NOW WE MIGHT GET SOME BALANCED REPORTING FROM THEIR FUCKING RAG".