MR BROWN, or can I call you GORDY as you won't be PM much longer, here's a WEE TOAST RACK FOR FRIDAY MORNING.
As you will notice it's a six slice jobby for:
1. ALISTAIR DARLING, the twat with the dyed eyebrows, serial FLIPPER
2. JACQUI SMITH, PORNO HUSBAND, stays at SISTER'S HOUSE.
3. DAVID MILLIBAND, UGLY TWAT WITH A BANANA
4. HAZEL BLEARS, MIDGET AND THE MOST FUCKING ANNOYING TWAT ON THE PLANET.
5. TOM WATSON, MATE of yours
6. BEVERLY HUGHES, (whoever the FUCK she is).
And this comes two days before the EURO-ELECTIONS. I think your party are trying to tell you something...............
TAXI FOR BROON!