DISASTER FOR SPL AS SANTANA BREAK UP

Disaster has struck Scottish Football and the SPL in particular with news that popular Latin beat combo, "SANTANA" have decided to go their separate ways.

Formed in 1966 on the East coast of the USA, SANTANA for many years held the rights to SPL games in Scotland.

Their BANDLEADER, CARLOS SANTANA, who once played a couple of trialist games at right-half for COWDENBEATH FC in the late sixties, said today"we tried our best to fulfill our contract with the "SOCCERMACS" but at the end of the day no-one wanted to watch it on SATELLITE because it was SHITE"!

"It's not our fault that the stupid BASTARDS built grounds with a 10,000 capacity so that they could fill it with BIGOTS FOUR TIMES A YEAR". Perhaps now the lazy BASTARDS who sit at home will have to get off their arses and go and see a game or actually leave the pub"!

Some of the group's surplus equipment will be sold off soon to help finance the SPL clubs' wage bills.