
Formed in 1966 on the East coast of the USA, SANTANA for many years held the rights to SPL games in Scotland.
Their BANDLEADER, CARLOS SANTANA, who once played a couple of trialist games at right-half for COWDENBEATH FC in the late sixties, said today"we tried our best to fulfill our contract with the "SOCCERMACS" but at the end of the day no-one wanted to watch it on SATELLITE because it was SHITE"!
"It's not our fault that the stupid BASTARDS built grounds with a 10,000 capacity so that they could fill it with BIGOTS FOUR TIMES A YEAR". Perhaps now the lazy BASTARDS who sit at home will have to get off their arses and go and see a game or actually leave the pub"!
Some of the group's surplus equipment will be sold off soon to help finance the SPL clubs' wage bills.
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