It was reported today from BRAZIL, the land of dreams as far as fitba is concerned, that a Raith Rovers supporter met with the MIGHTY SOCRATES, A BRAZILIAN LEGEND. The Raith supporter who unfortunately turned up in thick woolen suit and tie despite the 30 degree heat was photographed standing next to the GREAT MAN, ( a tanned Adonis), looking like a fish out of water.
You should just have asked for his autograph for the wife and got the hell out of there before the Paparazzi arrived Gordon. We hope NOT to see you tomorrow posing on the Copacabana Beach in your SPEEDOS! Oh and by the way, the mighty Ayr United are still on top of your beloved team. Have fun, Gordy! They're all plotting behind your back!