He probably gets his arsehole rimmed clean by a 16 year old mechanic when he has his exhaust fixed at kwik fit, or by a porter of the same age when he gets his arsehole tightened at his bupa hospital. He is, after all, an English Conservative supporter of the old school.
He got the jail in New York a wee while ago by tying a rent boy to a post while whipping him with a bike chain. I only hope the chain was clean and well lubricated.
Ooh I bet George's little teeth nip a bit mmm
ReplyDeleteFonders, you'd think with his money, he'd get them fixed.
ReplyDeleteThey're probably checked out regularly DL but constant sprays of manspunk must weaken them and cause them to rot.
ReplyDeleteFonders, too much information!
ReplyDeleteHe probably gets his arsehole rimmed clean by a 16 year old mechanic when he has his exhaust fixed at kwik fit, or by a porter of the same age when he gets his arsehole tightened at his bupa hospital. He is, after all, an English Conservative supporter of the old school.
ReplyDeleteStephen.
Stephen, he might like a little arse whipping as well, if he's a Tory.
ReplyDeleteHe got the jail in New York a wee while ago by tying a rent boy to a post while whipping him with a bike chain. I only hope the chain was clean and well lubricated.
ReplyDeleteStephen.