Don't say you don't get value for money on this blog. As you read this I will be in Ayr NHS Hospital for an operation tomorrow, Tuesday.
My new best friend, my POLISH, FEMALE ANETHISTIST tells me that due to my dickie heart, I have a 50/50 chance of a HEART ATTACK, STROKE OR DYING due to having to have a full anesthetic. Cheery fuckers, the POLES! Anyway while I am in, (for about a week), I will be keeping in touch by TWITTER on DarkLochnagar and my research on your behalf into the NHS in Scotland will be extensive! Expect daily reports!
DL you are a trooper, to take our general welfare so seriously. I hope you pull through. Are you Fergusade or Lucozade? :-)
ReplyDeleteSlainte Mhor!
ReplyDeleteOnly 50/50? Gordon Brown will promise to increase the odds to 70/30 if you vote for him.
ReplyDeleteOr should that be 30/70?
ReplyDeleteI'm visiting Ayr on my campaign trail this week so will make a special trip to visit you Mr Dark . Hopefully I can cheer you up and persuade you to vote for me.
ReplyDeletetake it easy DL the poles are shite that is the wans that tell us we are no gonae win
ReplyDeleteSleep well. I'm in charge of the anaesthetic.
ReplyDeleteGet well soon , DL .
ReplyDeleteWhat do they Poles know ?
All they drink is half pints of lager . No even a proper drink .
Awra best .
Hope this is not just an attempt to upstage my big expose on the NHS today. God, the lengths some of you bloggers will go to just to get one up (if you'll forgive the expression?)
ReplyDeleteI have forwarded your post to "Old Sawbones" who is in your neck of the woods should you need a consultant urologist - whatever one of those is....
Get well soon.
keep yourself well DL; the world needs people like you even if you are Scots.
ReplyDeleteI see on twitter that you're through the op ok. Speedy recovery !
ReplyDeleteAw ra best fur a speedy recovery. Nay feelin up thon nursiz!
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Heck DL you're missing all the fun ( unless you're playing Drs and nurses with the polish lass ).
ReplyDeleteA Tory candidate was suspended for calling gays abnormal. That will upset your new gay following.
And the gorgon called a lady a bigot for wanting less immigration in Rochdale.
The lady hasn't been seen in public since jonah visited her so she may be off for a walk in the woods or something.
Hope your tickers ticking ok.
Get well soon
ReplyDeleteBugger (the Panda) on safari in Egerland
Incoming, No I'm the case of syphilis that makes the difference from the Lucozade! Old joke, but you're old enought to know it.
ReplyDeleteScunnert, Saor Alba!
ReplyDeleteHonourable Fred, I rathr cut my right hand off as I told the Labour pollster who had the temerity to knock on my door before I went in. I'm not sure if he got it though because he still asked for my vote. Thick Bastards as well as crooked and incompetent.
ReplyDeleteGet aff ya naff, the Poles are a fine, fine race. I have slmost fallen in love with my new best friend.
ReplyDeleteShipmanski, there were three old fuckers in my ward who were half dead anyway. I'm sure you could have finished them off!
ReplyDeleteThanks Oli, but they're quite fond of a wee voddy along with their beer.
ReplyDeleteDioclese, a urologist? Is that not a load of pish?
ReplyDeleteAka, thanks. where have you been recently, you're becoming a stranger.
ReplyDeleteBoabs, yeh I've managed to spend another few years here to annoy you bastards. About 30 I hope!
ReplyDeleteUKIPPERS, I managed to keep up with the news although I was getting told off for using my mobile in High Dependency. I'm only playing a game nurse, honest!
ReplyDeleteBugger, Thanks. see if you can catch a few Labour Bwanas on you safari.
ReplyDeleteExcellent news to see you back amongst us DL. The gorgon is down and crawling along the floor and needs all the help we can't give him.
ReplyDeleteHe's punch drunk with negative criticism and it's brill !
Glad that you haven't lost ur sense of humour, Hows yer bum for spots? (sentimental Naval greeting between friends).
ReplyDeleteWhit
ReplyDeleteSUSAN!
Bugger, ok pluke.
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