Friday, 5 March 2010

BOTCHED BOOB JOBS LEAVES WOMAN WITH 4 TITS-ONE TOO MANY!


A woman is suing her plastic surgeon for £3million claiming a botched boob job left her with 'four breasts'.

Mother-of-two Maria Alaimo wanted a pair of 36C cups for her 40th birthday but ended up with 'double-bubble' deformities, a court heard.  Mrs Alaimo, now 47, was said to be so embarrassed by the lumps and scars that she never allowed her husband Dominic to see her naked again.

No wonder they got divorced.  Four boobs is one too many.  All you need is three.  One for each hand and one for "kissing". 
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4 comments:

  1. subrosaFriday, March 05, 2010

    DL why have you got a photo of my neighbour on this blog? ;)

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  2. Dark LochnagarSaturday, March 06, 2010

    Rosie, What you live next door to a lesbian?

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  3. the bottle fed tripletSaturday, March 06, 2010

    She could have quadruplets though.

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  4. Dark LochnagarSunday, March 07, 2010

    Triplet, true or had an orgy with four men. Why does my mind always work back towards sex, funny that.

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