Hola Muchachos, estoy aqui en Espana BORRACHO!
It´s hard to get annoyed when you`re on holiday and I apologise for the poor state of this blog, but a couple of things annoyed me.
Firstly, how come that shirtlifting bastard Laws, only got suspended for a week from the Commons? He should have been suspended by his BALLS with a bit of cheeesewire. The thieving bastard!
Secondly, I saw that Jewish Catholic, Jim Murphy on Sky News this morning being interviewed about the sectarianism in Scotland and the fucker had the audacity to blame the Scottish Government. Why doesn´t he fuck off to the land of his Irish heritage and pick some fucking tatties? The fuckwit bastard!
Anyway, I`m back off to the pool. I´ve been having trouble getting a Wifi connection and this little electronic soujourn is costing me a $10.
Thanks to all of you who voted for a new future for Scotland by voting SNP on May 5, but let´s get on and finish the job, by taking our own destiny into our own hands properly.
VIVA ZAPATA!
FORMER SCOTTISH SECRETARY, JIM MURPHY has pledged that SCOTTISH LABOUR will give every PENSIONER in Scotland a 'FREE DISPOSABLE LIGHTER'!
Launching the Labour party's MANIFESTO in Scotland, Murphy told the expectant press pack, "Er, we couldn't come up with anything that wasn't the SCOTTISH GOVERNMENT'S responsibility so we came up with the free lighter scheme for the elderly. We are sure that SCOTLAND'S SENIOR CITIZENS won't want to bother their families, HARDWORKING MUMS AND DADS, to complain about the LACK OF HEAT in their homes next year, WHEN WE ABOLISH THE FUEL BONUS, so with their free lighters they will be able to set light TO SOME OF THE FURNITURE to keep warm through the long winter nights. As ever unlike the SNP, Scottish Labour are at the forefront of innovative thinking in a modern society".
A former Royal Navy seaman has been given an Asbo – to stop him swearing at politicians when they appear on his TV or on the radio.
Martin Solomon, 64, has already spent the past two weeks in prison waiting to be sentenced after admitting he had breached a previous Asbo by shouting and swearing loudly in his home in Stroud, Gloucestershire, and disturbing his neighbours last month. He has promised to avoid General Election coverage! ‘I am sorry, I have nothing against my neighbours at all,’ he told the court. ‘When I see Question Time sometimes I get angry but it’s not directed at anyone else, it’s at the TV.
FUCK ME! It's a good job I get on with the guy next door or I would be getting an ASBO every week! My favourite is shouting at DIANE ABBOT on 'This Week', to "shut the fuck up, it's not your turn to speak you arsehole" or screaming "MURPHY YOU ARE A FUCKING, LYING, CONIVING BASTARD OF THE FIRST DEGREE, YOU LABOUR ARSEHOLE BASTARD"! Or words of that description!
SCOTLAND YARD has bowed to Islamic sensitivities and accepted that Muslims are entitled to throw shoes in ritual protest — which could have the unintended consequence of politicians or the police being hit.
News of the concession by the Metropolitan police has come to light amid a series of trials of more than 70 mostly Muslim demonstrators who were charged with violent disorder after last year’s Gaza protests outside the Israeli embassy in London. Aquib Salim, 21, an IT student at Queen Mary, London University, who was involved in a shoe-throwing incident, is almost certain to avoid a prison sentence as a result. “The court accepted that the earlier shoe-throwing incident was simply a ritual form of protest and therefore not a criminal act of violence,” Holt said.
Well, here in this part of SCOTLAND it is the custom to throw HAMMERS during protests at for instance, LABOUR POLITICIANS. So I FUCKING BETTER NOT GET ARRESTED, when I bounce one of MR STANLEY'S FINEST HAMMERS off the considerably SWOLLEN HEAD of GORDON BROWN or even better, THAT BASTARD MURPHY!
The authorities in Northern Ireland are concerned by what is regarded as the mounting possibility of an assassination attack on the leader of the republican movement, the Sinn Fein president Gerry Adams.
Well after, BROWN, BLAIR AND THAT FUCKER MURPHY, HE'D BE MY CHOICE TOO!
