DARK LOCHNAGAR

NO WAR IN IRAN TO SAFEGUARD A NUCLEAR POWER-ISRAEL!

2012-01-28T16:08:00.000Z

THE ELEPHANT IN THE LIVING ROOM.

2012-01-28T10:56:00.000Z

THE ELEPHANT IN THE LIVING ROOM ...

... AT WAR WITH THE WORLD

The David Icke Newsletter

Well, how blatant, how in our face, does it have to be before the elephant on the sofa is acknowledged for what it is? Rothschild Zionism is leading the world into yet another war and this time with the serious potential to explode into a third global conflict - what they have long sought to engineer.

I refer to Zionism as 'Rothschild Zionism' to constantly expose who created this expression of undiluted evil and who controls it to this day - the House of Rothschild. The secret society called Zionism was not created for the benefit of Jewish people, but to use them as a cover to pursue the merciless annexation of Planet Earth. Many and increasing numbers of Jewish people can now see this. They have been 'had' on a monumental scale. The first Rothschild Zionist Congress was in Basel, Switzerland, in August 1897, but not many realise that it was originally due to take place in Munich, Germany.

It had to be relocated because of opposition from Jewish people in Germany who did not want to be shipped off to Palestine, as per Rothschild Zionist agenda. They were doing fine, thanks, so go away and take your silly idea with you. But little more than 30 years later the Rothschild-engineered and Rockefeller-Harriman-Bush-funded Nazi Party came to power in Germany and began to target the German Jewish population and those in other countries. Vast numbers of Jewish people left Germany and Europe in general as a result of this abomination and headed for the United States and ... Palestine.

Thanks to the Nazis, the Rothschild Zionist leadership got its way. Coincidence? Not a chance ...

... Once the State of Israel had been bombed and terrorised into existence a long list of Rothschild Zionists were relocated to especially the United States so their children would be born as American citizens. These children are the Rothschild Zionists that dominate the American government and its agencies today. Among them is Rahm Emanuel, Obama's White House Chief of Staff in the crucial years after his election, and now Mayor of Chicago. Emanuel's father openly boasts that he was a member of Irgun, the Rothschild Zionist terrorist organisation, before he headed to the US to produce his offspring.

Rothschild Zionism now controls the United States government and Congress in general via front organisations like the American Israel Public Affairs Committee, a massive lobby group representing a foreign power and widely known as AIPAC. This is why Obama said in his State of the Union address of pure fantasy this week: 'Our iron-clad commitment to Israel's security has meant the closest military cooperation between our two countries in history'.

Read: 'We do whatever they say.'

REFERENDUM QUESTION

2012-01-28T09:37:00.000Z

HOW DOES THAT SUIT YOU MR CAMERON!

HOW CHEAP IS LIFE IN IRAQ?

2012-01-23T23:36:00.000Z

A Marine accused of killing unarmed Iraqi women and children pleaded guilty Monday to dereliction of duty in a deal that will mean a maximum of three months confinement and end the largest and longest-running criminal case against U.S. troops to emerge from the Iraq War.

Staff Sgt. Frank Wuterich of Meriden, Conn., led the Marine squad in 2005 that killed 24 Iraqis in the town of Haditha after a roadside bomb exploded near a Marine convoy, killing one Marine and wounding two others.

It was a stunning and muted end to a case once described as the Iraq War's version of the My Lai massacre in Vietnam.

How cheap is life in the conquered, sorry liberated countries, that the West's troops have opened up for our Zionist brothers. It makes your breast swell with pride. Blair must be laughing all the way to the bank, his pockets swollen with his ill-gotten gains. What fucking arseholes our politicians are!

VOTE WITH YOUR HEART!

2012-01-19T16:46:00.002Z

BRITAIN SHOULD NOT HAVE HAD TROOPS ON THE GROUND!

2012-01-18T23:03:00.000Z

Britain should not have had troops on the ground in contravention of UN resolution 1973. We were told that there were not any troops on the ground and it was purely a 'no-fly' zone.

Now very few, deny that Gaddafi was a bit of a nutter, but he was a best mate of most of the British Government and quite a few of the Royal Family. Our secret service, conspired with him to betray several Libyan dissidents over the years. When the CIA inspired revolt against him started the US, stood back and let Britain and France get on with it. It now transpires that not only did we supply them with troops, but also weapons, as we all knew at the time.

We may find that the NTC will be worse than what there was before and our politicians must have control over their secret services. They should not be able to do what they want and it's time we told our rulers that.

END OF THE SCOTTISH SUBSIDY MYTH

2012-01-16T22:51:00.000Z

From the New Statesman:

Enough of the Scottish subsidy myth 　

Posted by James Maxwell - 06 November 2011 09:05

Scotland pays its way in the Union - it's time the London commentariat acknowledged that.

SNP supprters at the party's conference. Photo: Getty Images

The notion that Scottish public services are subsidised by English taxpayers has become so commonplace in UK politics that not even David Dimbleby, the supposedly neutral presenter of BBC Question Time, thinks twice about repeating it. During an exchange on a recent show with Liberal Democrat Jo Swinson about her decision to vote as a Scottish MP to impose tuition fees on English students, Dimbleby said, "You voted for England to have fees, whereas Scotland, as we know, with the amount of money that comes from England, doesn't need to have them."

This view is based on the discrepancy between levels of public spending per head of the population in Scotland and England. According to the Treasury's latest Public Expenditure Statistics, Scots gets an average of £10,212 spent on them every year by the UK government, compared with around £8,588 -- £1,624 less -- for people in England.
In line with narrative of the Scottish welfare subsidy, the extra cash allows Scotland to provide its students with free higher education, its elderly with free personal care and concessionary travel, and its sick with free prescription medication, while their English equivalents are forced to go without.

This so-called "Union dividend" is also used by many London-based journalists and politicians -- many of whom would describe themselves as social democrats -- who argue that current levels of public expenditure in Scotland would be unsustainable were it to break away and become an independent country.

Yet, if the London commentariat took the time to examine the figures a little more closely, they would discover what a large number people north of the border already know: not only does Scotland more than pay its way in the Union, but its overall fiscal position would actually be stronger as a fully sovereign nation.

Let's tackle the subsidy charge first. Scots represent 8.4 per cent of the UK's total population, but they generate 9.4 per cent of its annual revenues in tax -- equivalent to £1,000 extra per person. The remaining £624 is easily accounted for by decades of UK government under-spending in Scotland on defence and on other items which are not routinely broken down by region, such as foreign office services.

Second, there's the claim that Scotland's "bloated" welfare state could not be sustained outside the Union. This is nonsense. Including its per capita share of revenues from North Sea oil and gas production, Scotland's public expenditure probably does not exceed the OECD average and is almost certainly lower than that of the Scandinavian social democracies. The fact that the Treasury cynically refuses to class those revenues as part of Scotland's overall annual economic output inflates the level of public sector expenditure as a proportion of GDP relative to that of the private sector.

Finally, one of the most common -- and least well-considered -- claims made by supporters of the Union is that the 2008 global financial meltdown shattered the economic case for independence. How, they argue, would the economy of tiny, independent Scotland have been able to cope with the burden of debt needed to rescue its financial sector from collapse? It wouldn't, of course, but according to George Walker, professor of financial regulation and policy at the University of Glasgow, Scotland would only have had to take on a proportion of the total cost of the bail-out based on the subsidiaries and business operations of HBOS and RBS in Scotland. This would probably amount to no more than 5 per cent.

For the sake of argument, nationalists might also wish to note that Scotland's 2009 - 2010 deficit was, at 6.8 per cent of GDP, a full 3 per cent lower than England's, and that the likely defence expenditure of an independent Scotland would, at around $1.8bn per year in line with Nordic average, be roughly £1bn less than what the UK currently spends on its behalf.

But why should Unionists let the economic facts ruin the image they have built up of Scotland as a nation of selfish, indulged welfare "mendicants"?The subsidy myth is too politically useful to be simply abandoned. Of course, if they ever do come to terms with the reality that Scotland could survive on its own - and even prosper - it will probably be too late anyway.

Tags: Scotland

THE UNIONIST NEGATIVITY IS COMING OUT THE WOODWORK!

2012-01-16T19:08:00.000Z

"A Scottish Labour MP has been forced to resign a key advisory role after making a spoof video comparing First Minister Alex Salmond to Adolf Hitler.
Glasgow MP Tom Harris took a clip from the 2004 movie Downfall and added his own made-up subtitles portraying the Nazi leader as a crazed Alex Salmond".

It's evident to me, that they are out to fight dirty. Ever since the Unionists shook themselves off and got organised, the political knives have been getting sharpened. Their bile and spite is unbelievable. The only paper that supports the SNP is Newsnet Scotland, who have been taken over by the Trotskyist 'Bella Caledonia', group of 'writers', chief amongst who is some ex-singer who used to be married to a SNP MSP and others, like people who decribe themselves as 'Graffiti Artists'.

Where is the middle of the road opinion, that is sympathetic to independence? Is it just up to me and a few others out in the blogosphere writing our usual crap? If I was to rate he chances of Scotland gaining independence at this point in the game, I would say that about 10/, would be about right. Devo-max? Maybe 4-5/1. We haven't even seen the full blast of Unionist nonsense as they desperately try onto Scotland with all it's natural resources and entrepreneurial spirit. Why don't they want Scotland to become independent? Oil, whisky, water, timber, renewables, (although a new energy souce is imminent which will kill that stone dead, you heard it here first), financial services and our Silicon Glen.

That's why pricks like Harris will fight tooth and nail to let the Establishment hold onto Scotland.

Joan McAlpine was right. He is a traitor to Scotland and the Scottish people.

A DAY ON THE BEACH!

2012-01-13T13:59:00.000Z

A CHEEKY WEE WINE FROM TESCOS?

2012-01-12T00:16:00.001Z

A WEE VIDEO I'VE MADE OF LORCA IN MURCIA WHERE THE EARTHQUAKE WAS.

2012-01-11T23:49:00.000Z

NEW TESCO TEA

2012-01-11T16:15:00.000Z

HURRAH, HURRAH, A QUICK TRAIN IN ENGLAND!

2012-01-10T17:44:00.000Z

We're skint and those daft fucking politicians are planning to spend £40 PLUS Billion on a quick train between London and Birmingham.

What utter nonsense. We know that these projects always, always run over budget and are late. So we will be lucky to get it by 2025. It's projected to get to Scotland and the north of England by 2050. Bollox. It'll never arrive and it will be like the Channel Tunnel, the M25 and the Olympics as major projects that favour the south of England above everyone else.

Let's get independence and make our own decisions! Fuck me, even Boris Johnston is against it!

HOW LONG NOW BEFORE WE ARE AT WAR WITH IRAN?

2012-01-06T10:18:00.002Z

**FURTHER TO THIS STORY_THOUSANDS OF US TROOPS BEING SENT TO ISRAEL**

How long do you reckon before the Zionist inspired war with Iran will start?

Be in no doubt it will happen. The Zionist hawks have had Iran in their sight for years. They even have lied about the famous, 'Israel must be wiped off the map' speech, reputedly made by Ahmadinejad. What he actually said was:

     "The Imam said this regime occupying Jerusalem must vanish from the page of time".

  Word by word translation:

    Imam (Khomeini) ghoft (said) een (this) rezhim-e (regime) ishghalgar-e (occupying) qods (Jerusalem) bayad (must) az safheh-ye ruzgar (from page of time) mahv shavad (vanish from).   (SOURCE)

Of course the Zionists will make plenty of money from a war with Iran, supplying the military with weaponry and supplies. What will it mean for us, the plebs. Plenty of dead soldiers, Iran is no pushover. Oil prices through the roof as the Straits of Hormuz are closed, which will feed into higher cost of living. More bombings from indignant Muslims. A possible escalation of the war with Iran spreading to war with China and Russia. Nuclear war, with the end of the world or at the very least a pruning of the human race. Were the Mayans right after all?

Meanwhile, Israel will be nice and cosy, protected by the USA and able to continue with their human rights abuse of the Palestinians!

STUPID AFRICAN ENGLISH PERSON!

2012-01-05T16:23:00.001Z

If the same remark had been made by a white person about a black person, or even a yellow person, or even a red Indian person, or a green person from Greenland, or an ice person from Iceland, they would have had to resign. 'Twitter thee not', as Frankie Howard used to say.

NUDE MAN ON FRENCH CLOTHING SITE!

2012-01-05T10:25:00.001Z

SACRÉ BLEU!

WTF HAS STEPHEN LAWRENCE GOT TO DO WITH REV. JESSE JACKSON?

2012-01-04T18:30:00.000Z

The Stephen Lawrence murder was wrong. It was racist and the murderers are and were scum.

But, the moron, (Reverend) Jesse Jackson is all over our media, making comments about the situation between the races in the UK. What the fuck has it got to do with him? Can you imagine what would happen if the hairy twat, the Archbishop of Canterbury, went to the US and started lecturing the Americans about their society? Like the real racism that is still worse in the US then anything we have here. Like the pish their politicians talk about, believing in the power of God and how he will guide the nation. Like how they think they are the world's saviours, when all they have done is made enemies all over the world, dragging us into it. Why do these pricks think they can come over here and lecture us on how we live our lives?

FUCK OFF AND PUT YOUR OWN HOUSE IN ORDER!

WHY DON'T THESE RICH OLD FUCKERS RETIRE?

2012-01-02T22:58:00.000Z

I was just watching some utter shite, starring David Jason, about a so-called Royal protection officer with a toupee. It was well beneath him for a man who has appeared in so many good comedy series like 'Only Fool and Horses' over the years.

It got me thinking about that old fucker, Michael Parkinson, who must have more money than you could throw shite at, advertising insurance. How much money, do these greedy fuckers need? Why don't they retire and enjoy the spoils of their careers? Do they not realise, that they will be dead in 10 years? If they are not happy with their lives, surely they have enough money, to do something about it? The rest of us are struggling and the 'elite', like the Queen are giving us, the proles, an exhibition of her diamonds, for her birthday. The sycophant arse-lickers, will love it an will queue up to see them. Do they not see what is happening?

Or is it just us nutters?

ALL THE BEST AT THE BELLS!

2011-12-31T16:13:00.002Z

Another year in. Another year of talking shite with all you daft bastards that contribute your comments to this blog. As you can see I am in Spain, as most of you knew. Now I know the pic was taken in October, but I've been sitting in the sun in 20 degrees of heat all afternoon. I spent yesterday in Cartagena. Some things really struck me. Spain is supposed to be on it's arse. Well, you wouldn't know it. The streets are spotless, the shops are busy and everyone looks prosperous. Now, you could argue, that this is because of the money that the EU has pumped in over the years and I wouldn't disagree. But, other things are also evident. Spanish people take pride in their country and their society. Go down any main street in the UK and all you see are rubbish strewn streets, full of young, fat lassies who shag like rabbits and consequently are dragging or pushing in prams, their cheeky, sullen kids, who cost the taxpayer a fortune because they can't keep their knickers on until they get a ring on their finger or at least some commitment from the morons who haven't got the brains to put on a gongy to stop their worthless seed penetrating the sluts. (How was that for a sentence).

Could it be that the Spanish are in the main still Catholic, if not in religion at least in ideals? Yes, and I know all about priests shagging weans, I don't know, but I would guess that it's still seen as shameful to have a kid out of wedlock. Is it because they are still a reasonable young democracy, having lived under Franco for so long? Anyway, I hope we all have a good and prosperous New Year and as we say in Scotland,

AW THE BEST AT THE BELLS AND LANG MAY YIR LUM REEK WI ITHER FOWKS COAL!

WHY DO WE CLEVER BASTARDS IN THE WEST ALWAYS MAKE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT OTHER COUNTRIES?

2011-12-28T10:22:00.000Z

I'm just watching the funeral of KIM JONG-IL, and no matter what station you watch it on, the commentators are making snidey comments about the extent of the grief of the North Korean people. Well they look pretty convincing to me. Anyone who stands about in the snow for 3 hours and cry with utter grief is someone who is not too happy at his death.

It's been the same in the so called 'Arab spring'. Whenever we don't like the leader, like in Iran, Syria and Libya, the people are just dying to get rid of their leaders, but in countries like Bahrain, Jordan and Saudia Arabia, the people love their leaders with a great gusto. It's all utter pish. We are fed so much crap by the likes of the BBC and Sky whose reporters are fed shit by the foreign office that after a time they don't try and seek the truth because it is easier to spout out the crud they are given. Only now and again can you actually get some truthful reporting. Organisations like OpenDemocracy and Global Research who publish articles like this, are worth reading at least to get some balance on the MSM rubbish. I urge though of you who don't to have a read at them.

DOES ANYONE REALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH?

2011-12-27T09:19:00.000Z

Am I the only one fed up listening to shite about a 90 year old, pampered, Greeek twat who has had a wee heart problem?

I'm listening to the BBC news channel with some sycophantic reporter called Hume, who is trying to fill in time telling us that there are two exits that the twat might come out of and how he is going to Sandringham to spend Christmas with his German family.

WHO GIVES A FUCK?

A WEE XMAS TREAT FOR MY HUGE GAY FOLLOWING!

2011-12-26T20:16:00.000Z

A XMAS TREAT FOR MY HETEROSEXUAL READERS AND LESBIANS

2011-12-24T15:23:00.001Z

A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM AN ENTHUSIASTIC ATHEIST

2011-12-24T09:24:00.000Z

A merry Christmas to all my readers!

I am as most of you know, not a person with any religious beliefs. I am currently engaged in a battle of words on SHITEBOOK with some prick who used to be in the US Marine Corps. The vitriol is dripping from his laptop as he calls me all sorts of things because I merely asked for some sympathy, because as an atheist, I and others of a similar belief, have religion shoved down our throats all year round. It is of course worse at this time of year in a Christian country when we get all this immaculate conception pish.

The Priests of this particular religion run about in their frocks, salivating with their enthusiasm for the fact that for one day a year, some of these so-called Christians may turn up for a midnight service, pished out their skull and proceed to fall asleep and snore all the way through the happy-clappy carols. I've no doubt at some time in the future, our Government will insist on us celebrating Ramadan and make Barmitzvahs compulsory along with compulsory prick surgery for young boys in case our gentile foreskins offend Jewish women. Pig eating will be banned, of course. It is a strange religion, is it not, that bans it's adherents from eating certain foods?

Well have a nice day anyway. I'll be doing it native Spanish tonight with a meal at midnight and then lunch tomorrow with not a turkey in sight. Mind you I like a bit of turkey!

THE QUALITY OF SCOTTISH LABOUR EXPOSED AGAIN!

2011-12-23T10:46:00.000Z

So that's it. The best that Labour could do. Johann Lamont. The bastard child of wee Norrie from Shetland. Once again the Sottish factions within Labour up here got together and thankfully didn't pick the only candidate who had a modicum of talent, Tom Harris.

After Iain Gray, who in himself was hopeless the Labour party in Scotland is going down the plughole. Roll on Independence! At least Wendy Alexander was good to look at!

NOW DO THE THICK U.S. BASTARDS UNDERSTAND TRIBAL SOCIETY?

2011-12-22T19:42:00.001Z

FUCK ALL TO DO WITH THE STORY-JUST A WEE XMAS CHEER UP!

THE ARREST warrant for the Sunni Vice-President of Iraq Tariq al-Hashemi, issued on the orders of Shia Prime Minister Nuri al Malaki, is feared to signal a fresh round of sectarian civil war in the country.

So after spending $800 billion dollars, to promote the Zionist causes in Iraq, two days after leaving the whole shitheap is falling apart. When are we going to learn that Arab countries are not democratic countries and won't be for at least 200 years.

They are tribal societies and despite the £billions and thousands of lives lost, they won't be any better in 10 years than they have been for the last 100. Fuck me!

WHY ARE DJs SUCH SCATHING TALENTLESS FUCKWITS?

2011-12-21T21:34:00.001Z

Here I am sitting in Spain, half pished listening to TOTP2 on the BBC and the commentary is by some fucking, scathing, talentless, failed musician called Mark Radcliffe.

Now I don't know, who the fuck he is, but I believe he is some DJ on Radio 1, a station I never listen to but he is one annoying bastard.

Why do arseholes like him get paid fortunes for being hopeless? I'll throw in another name, Chris Evans, another talentless prick.

You'd have thought that sitting in the sun for two hours a day would have mellowed me?

NO RIFF-RAFF SHITEY SMELL IN CAMERON'S TOILET!

2011-12-21T10:20:00.000Z

HOLA AMIGOS!

2011-12-19T22:21:00.000Z

Carol singing. A very strange thing to do when you don't believe in Christ.

I spent an enjoyable hour, fortified by mulled wine, mumbling some Xmas carols, which I remembered from my childhood. I do admit that though that the enthusiasm of a true Christian is quite something to behold. How can they imagine that some child born in a manger is the greatest thing in 2000 years?

Very strange!

HOW DO WE FEEL ABOUT BANKERS?

2011-12-12T14:40:00.001Z

A banker has defied the economic gloom by spending more than £70,000 in one night at a London nightclub.
The City worker, who has not been named, is said to have bought a £1,860 bottle of vodka for all 24 tables at Rose in Marylebone.
The man, who was joined by nine friends at his table, also left a £10,000 tip on top of the £7,966 service charge on his bill for £71,000.60. The tip will be split between eight waitresses.

So how do we feel about these fuckers? Do we say, "it was his money to do what he wants with" or "why should these fuckpigs have that sort of money when they ruined the country and he rest of us are suffering for it"?

TOP TEN BANKING JOKES

2011-12-08T19:06:00.000Z

Why don't sharks attack bankers? Professional courtesy.

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A young banker decided to get his first tailor-made suit. As he tried it on, he reached down to put his hands in the pockets but to his surprise found none.

He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "You're a banker, right?" The young man answered, "Yes, I am."

"Well, whoever heard of a banker put his hand in his own pocket?"

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An investment banker said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one in the street yesterday.
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Bankers are people that help you with problems you would not have had without them.
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A man visits his bank manager and says, "How do I start a small business?" The manager replies, "Start a large one and wait six months."
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If you owe the bank £100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank £100m, that's the bank's problem.
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Hospitals report that the hearts of bankers are in strong demand by transplant patients, because they’ve never been used.
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Bankers never die...They just lose interest.
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What's the problem with banker jokes? Bankers don't think they're funny, normal people don't think they're jokes.
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The biggest joke of all? Bailed out bank Lloyds paying for sense of humour training at the Comedy School. That's one thing money can't buy.

AND YOUR POINT IS WHAT EXACTLY.....?

2011-12-08T01:49:00.002Z

UPDATE CAN I REFER YOU TO THIS

A Labour MP has been accused of making anti-Semitic remarks after suggesting Britain first Jewish ambassador to Israel had 'divided loyalties'.
Paul Flynn, the Newport West MP, made the comments about Matthew Gould during a meeting with chief civil servant Sir Gus O'Donnell.
He also said that the ambassador to Israel should be someone 'with roots in the UK' during questioning over Liam Fox's relationship with his friend Adam Werritty.

And the point is what? The man is completely right and it's not often I agree with a Labour MP. Anyone who is Jewish is bound to gave divided loyalties with regard to Israel, the same as I would have if I was the Spanish Ambassador to Scotland.

However my loyalties, would not be because my 'race' considered itself 'chosen'. How can a religion be a race anyway, particularly when the majority of Jews come from Eastern Russia? My loyalties would be, because Scotland is the land of my birth not because I had my cock circumcised when I was small.

MAYBE IT'S JUST ME!

2011-12-07T01:48:00.000Z

This image was displayed on E-Bay last night as the ideal thing to wear to a Xmas dinner party. Is it me? Has the world gone fucking potty? Is some fucker turned up to my house for a formal dinner party dressed like that, (not that I have that many), but if I did, he would be told to go and take a running fuck to himself!

HERE WAS ME THINKING I WAS AT THE CUTTING EDGE!

2011-12-07T01:30:00.000Z

I used to think that people read this pile of shite, because they wanted a plethora of different news items. Something that wasn't too intellectual, but they could comment on knowing that they had like minded people to discuss with. In an idle moment I looked at my stats, which I've never bothered with much before. Now they hadn't changed since the last time as regards volume and then I looked at the keywords that attract people to my site and I found the following:

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Is it any fucking wonder I despair at the state of the human race?

MORE PANDAS IN SCOTLAND THAN TORY MPS!

2011-12-06T17:21:00.000Z

HOW CAN WE SPEND £80 MILLION ON OLYMPIC OPENING CEREMONY?

2011-12-06T00:39:00.000Z

I must be a right stupid bastard. Here's was me thinking we were skint. But it seems I was wrong. The Government is spending £80 million of our money on a two hour opening ceremony at the Olympics. It was supposed to come from sponsorship and ticket sales of course, but our Lords and Masters have decided it's worth it, so they can bask in the glory like some fucking ROMAN EMPEROR!

WHEN WILL THE WEST STOP MEDDLING?

2011-12-05T02:11:00.000Z

Syria: fall of Bashar al-Assad 'will bring war to Middle East, warns Iraq

Iraq has raised renewed fears that the Middle East will be engulfed by sectarian bloodshed if Syria's President Bashar al-Assad is deposed as the country falls into civil war.

'The killing or removal of President Bashar in any way will explode into an internal struggle between two groups and this will have an impact on the region,' said Mr Maliki.

We see Egypt being taken over by extremists, Libya will be the same. When will our politicians realise that these countries are tribal societies? The agenda of course is being pushed by Israel who as usual are letting the Yanks and us, do their work for them. It's a surprise all these unexplained explosions in Iran, isn't it?

FUCKING PISH!

2011-12-04T01:30:00.002Z

How do I feel about today's news? Fucking pish!

But, I can't put up a pic of a pish in case I get banned by Shitebook.

Censorship? Shove it up your arse!

(H/T to Dioclese for suggesting the above)

NEW COLOURS FOR SOLDIERS? WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?

2011-12-03T01:10:00.000Z

Soldiers from The Highlanders will receive new colours from the Duke of Edinburgh at RAF Kinloss later.

What the fuck is that all about? They are going to receive 'colours' from a Greek dwarf, who happens to be married to a German descendent, who is head of the British Establishment?

Now don't get me wrong. I fully support our forces and I would be the first one throwing Molatov cocktails at the Hun, when and not if they go to war with us again. It's being, rehearsed already. But this bunch have been in Afghanistan. It's only the feeble brained who still believe that they are there other than to support a gas pipeline. Forget all this pish about the Taliban and helping the female population. In 5 years time when we're not there any longer, the Taliban will be the flavour of the day again and Sharia law will be implemented. Much like what is happening in Egypt at the moment. How stupid are our politicians?

Or is it us?

SCOTTISH OIL TO ONCE AGAIN FLOAT BRITISH TREASURY?

2011-12-02T01:49:00.000Z

10 years after it's last production and due to new extraction methods and the high price of oil, the oil field, first known as the 'Argyll Field', the first in the North Sea, is to be re-excavated.

Does that mean that the recovery in the UK will once again be led by Scottish Oil, as it was in the 70s. After all, who wins the lottery and gives 90% of the winnings to their neighbour? No one could be that stupid, could they?

THE TROUBLE IS NOT WITH PENSIONS, IT'S THE WAY THEY ARE ADMINISTERED!

2011-12-01T01:05:00.000Z

TWO TWATS IN A ROW, THIS TIME A GINGER TWAT!

I've followed all this shite today, about the public sector employees fighting for their pension etc, etc and the difference between public and private pensions. So here's my take on it, for what it's worth.

I believe that if you start a job and they tell you the conditions are such and such, then you are entitled to expect that to be the case. For public employees, the majority of who, don't get huge pensions, that should be what happens. I coming from the private sector have never understood, why because, you work for the Government, you should get a final salary pension. But apart from that, I spent some time in the pensions industry in the 90s and the one thing, I could never get my head around was, that in a money purchase scheme you had to turn your pension pot over to some fucking insurance company!

Now if I had a final pot of say, £100,000, (which I don't), why should I say to some insurance company, " I want to buy an annuity, please take my money, pay me a pittance, if I die at age 67, give my wife a half pension and if she dies at age of 68, then just you take the rest of the pension pot and invest it, into your profits"!

Now, if I am lucky enough to hit a pension age and I had a pension pot of £100,000, I would like to say to the Government, "OK, give me that money and I will do whatever the fuck I feel like doing with it"! I may want to buy a new house, a new car, a new house in Spain (see banner!), or some 23 year old whore for a year, it's MY FUCKING MONEY!

Until they can solve the above question and stop taking donations and bribes from insurance companies, then politicians, if it was anything to do with me, you could shove your

PRIVATE PENSION, RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT YOU BALDY TWAT?

2011-11-30T01:42:00.002Z

A much more attractive baldy twat

UPDATE: I GOT A WARNING FROM FUCKING FACEBOOK FOR THIS!

My apologies, to any female readers or any of you 'gay homosexual' ones, but I have decided that the above picture, found, after hours of research, is preferable to Wee Willie Hague.

After cutting off the Iranian peoples' credit in London, the little cretin is surprised, when in all probability, a Government organised 'invasion' of our embassy is organised.

Get a life, you twat! Speak to MOSSAD. Sorry we know you have been already!

WHO WILL RID US OF THIS FUCKER, BERCOW!

2011-11-29T00:10:00.000Z

The Bercow coat of Arms!

What is it about speakers at Westminster? Remember that last, fucking embarrassment? Now we have Bercow unveiling a coat of arms which has had the whole country cringing with mirth. Why is it small men are often the ones with the jumped up sense of importance?

It's just a wonder he didn't find a place for that fuckwit of a wife of his.

UNTIL BBC SCOTLAND CAN ACT LIKE A REAL TV STATION, WE DON'T DESERVE A SCOTLAND SIX

2011-11-28T16:18:00.000Z

Two giant pandas are due to arrive in Edinburgh on Sunday, officials have announced.

Tian Tian and Yang Guang will make the journey from China in perspex cages on board a special chartered flight.

There's a lot of pressure in Scotland to have a Scottish edition of the 'six o'clock news'. The above story was the main story on the midday news today on BBC Scotland. It took about 5 minutes of a 10 minute news to tell this exciting piece of news. Now I am sorry, but the arrival of two fucking pandas and that is what they hope they are going to do, should not be the top article on a news programme, when currently, there is so much else going on.

So I am sorry BBC Scotland, but until you grow up and act like a real news station, you can stay in the weans' playground.

BARRYMORE CHARGED!

2011-11-27T00:58:00.001Z

Entertainer Michael Barrymore has been charged with possession of cocaine and being drunk and disorderly following a car crash, according to police.

Barrymore allegedly told Police, "it's a load of shit mate, I was shagging a rent-boy in the front seat who I had purchased through legitimate channels"!

MULTI-NATIONAL BASTARDS!

2011-11-26T13:53:00.000Z

So there you are. Stuck in the wilds of India. For years your family has eeked out a living making a cheap shoe for the locals, of whom you are one. You have a certain skill handed down from your father and his father before him, in curing cattle skins and making shoes.

Then one day, you find out, that no one any longer wants your shoes. Your children are starving and you can't help them. Having very little education, you don't know what to do next to keep your family from the breadline. What has caused this problem? Well, a multi-national company, in this case Adidas, has started to sell their Reebok trainers locally for $1 per pair. Yes, $1 PER PAIR! The same branded shoe which can cost up to $200 anywhere else in the world.

Your customers flock to buy them, of course. Little do they realise, that they are only cutting their own throats. Because one day, another multi-national will come in and destroy their jobs or businesses too. Not only that, but they will try and make you feel as if you should be grateful for it, with stupid phrases like, "every little helps"!

Then with all your local businesses destroyed, your only place of work will be some dingy factory, where due to lack of health and safety rules in an emerging country, you will be poisoned and life expectancy will fall. Your life will then be influenced by the vagaries of international trade and the next time there's a downturn, the Banksters who control international trade will squeeze and you will find yourself on the streets along with your family, begging for your daily existence in competition with all the other families , instead of being a craftsman with your own little business.

And all because they started buying cheap trainers.

THE REAL ISRAEL AND THEIR GENOCIDE IN PALESTINE!

2011-11-25T13:55:00.000Z

SLICES OF EINSTEIN BRAIN TO BE TRANSPLANTED INTO ED MILIBAND

2011-11-25T00:55:00.000Z

Ultra-thin slices taken from famed physicist Albert Einstein's brain in an attempt to find out what made him so extraordinary, are to be transplanted into the brain of Labour leader, Ed Miliband to see if they can make him any brighter.

The operation is to be paid for by the Trades Union Congress, whose leader, Fred Shuttleworth told us, "let's face it, he's a thick twat. We hope that by giving him some of Einstein's brain it might make him one of the brightest men in Britain, even brighter than the man who currently holds the title of 'Britain's brainiest man', Stephen Fry and let's be honest here it wouldn't take a lot to make him the cleverest man in the Labour Party, because they're all thick fuckers".

Conservative Leader, David Cameron, who has been alarmed at the news has been allegedly been trying to get some Winston Churchill, DNA, before he has to meet Frau Merkel of Germany, in the second part of their war over the Euro and British concessions from the EU.

THE BASTARD THAT IS BLAIR, IS AT IT AGAIN!

2011-11-24T11:41:00.001Z

Smiling and looking relaxed in each other’s company, Tony Blair and the autocratic ruler of Kazakhstan met yesterday for the first time since an £8million consultancy deal was revealed.
The former prime minister held discussions with Nursultan Nazarbayev at the president’s Akorda Palace.
Last month, the Daily Mail revealed that Mr Blair had secured a deal to act as consultant to the former Communist Party apparatchik, who has been widely criticised in the West for human rights abuses and election malpractice.

How long are we going to let this smug, seemingly untouchable, FUCKPIG, drag Britain's name through the mud. It's time something was done to stop him. But, of course, the rest of them are just as bad. Nothing will be said, because they all want to get on the gravy train. From fiddling their expenses to offer their arseholes to tyrants.

It makes you sick to the pit of your stomach.

CARNATION MILK

2011-11-23T23:55:00.000Z

This entry won second prize in the slogan competition!

TRAGIC MID AIR COLLISION!

2011-11-22T17:58:00.002Z

L.M.F.A.O.!

2011-11-22T16:33:00.000Z

Good Day,

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My Son Saif al-Arab is dead, killed by NATO air strike, and the rest of us are endangered.

I am Mrs. Safiya Gaddafi i am the wife of late president Muammar Gaddafi, the embattled president of Libya, I am currently residing in one of the African Countries, unfortunately as a refugee. At the meantime, my family is the target of Western nations led by America who wants to destroy my Husband at all costs. Our investments and bank accounts in several countries are their targets to freeze. Insha Allahu, I will make you a part of my family heritage.

Finally the NATO has succeeded in killing my Husband what a great shock there is no enjoyment again for me to stay in this world the next target is us so I want to share my wealth to charity as I am still alive I do not know when death will come as they have killed my Husband and Son.

Now listen I have huge amount of money in African Banks and western world these money should be transferred to your account for you to share it to the Charity organisations and also assist yourself with your family there are no need for you to say thank you.

If you are interested in this regards kindly get back to me as soon as possible for more details on how to proceed. The amount i am talking about is ($MILLION 28.500.000.00) US Dollars, noted this where i am now i can not disclose it and no telephone calls because it will be monitoring. We can only talk via email so that I will give you all the information's you may need to complete this deal.

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I want you to be fast in what so ever you want to do, so that we will remove this money from the account, I came to reliase that my Husband did not do well it was a big regret and shameful may Allah forgive us let this issue be very TOP SECRET between me and you. I am looking forward to hear from you.

Reply me through my private email: safiyagaddafiWarmest Regards,
Mrs.Safiya Gaddafi.

HOW MUCH ARE THESE OLYMPICS REALLY COSTING?

2011-11-22T11:37:00.001Z

The cost of security for the Olympic Park is now costing us £250,000 PER DAY!

We were told that the Olympics were for the whole country. Well Boris and his crew have made sure they're not. Only one Scottish firm and two Welsh firms who tendered for work, have been successful. These games which after all, only last for two weeks are the result of politicians' need to be admired. Yes, what a great guy I am, I got the Olympics for Britain. I wonder how many palms were greased to get them here. The National Lottery is supposed to be paying for some of it, but while they pore money into London other charities in other parts of the country are lacking in funding, particularly now that the economy has shrunk.

Oh, but we're told look at the re-generation of London. Great, we now have two multi-millionaire football clubs vying to get their hands on the Olympic stadium, so that their overpaid prima donnas can fascinate us with their skills.

All for, I repeat, two weeks of games. it is sickening!

WHEN DO THESE FUCKERS STOP INTERFERING IN OTHER COUNTRIES?

2011-11-22T02:34:00.000Z

William Hague has told the Syrian opposition to form a united front by the end of the week or else run the risk of jeopardising their goal of overthrowing the regime of Bashar al-Assad.

Is it just me or is anyone else in this fucking country, fed up with our politicians telling every other bastard what to do?

Exactly, what has Syria got to do with us? Do we not have enough problems here without interfering in another sovereign country's affairs? Why, don't we let them get on with it. They will catch up eventually Fuck all to do with us!

We interfered in Libya and believe me it will be a huge mistake and you did hear it here first. Why are we bombing a friendly nation whose leaders were friends with the Royal family. OK, I was being a prick there! There will be however a good laugh when Saif, if he's allowed to, spills the beans.

Next stop Iran. More oil! Here we go, here we go!

LONDON HIT BY FOG, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, I'M CUTTING MY THROAT!

2011-11-22T01:20:00.000Z

WHO GIVES A FUCK!

ISRAELI DOGS STRIP OFF FOR EGYPTIAN ACTIVIST!

2011-11-21T17:18:00.000Z

The sign read 'Homage to Aliaa El Mahdi. Sisters in Israel' with the slogan 'Love without Limits', written in Arabic and Hebrew.

I think you're safe enough girls, you may get some interest from a lesbian but most men wouldn't be arsed with such ugly bastards!

YOU BETTER GET YOUR FUCKING ACT TOGETHER!

2011-11-21T00:46:00.001Z

Lying awake last night at 5 in the morning, not an usual experience because I don't normally got to bed until 3, I got to thinking about giving up blogging.

It's sometimes a struggle coming up with something interesting to talk about. Scottish Labour are fucked, independence is coming, the coalition will be in power for another three and a half years, the Tories will then get back in with an increased majority, the Euro is fucked, (I hope for all you that have been keeping up), I'll be in Spain living out my old age soon I hope and I was getting to the point where I didn't give a fuck.

That was until, I noticed a reply from Major Fuckup. A regular enough contributor, whoever he is. You can read his comment in the post above or below or where ever the fuck it is, (too technical for me). His retort had been unfortunately been put into my spam folder by Google. However reading through some of the comments therein, apart from the ones trying to sell Viagra and other potions, it fair cheered me up, realising that there are a lot of nutters out there apart from me.

I went through some old posts, which you should do from time to time and I have realised that I have lost my cutting edge. So from now on, I'm just going to go for it and fuck the consequences. I may get arrested or sued but I am sure that you, or one of you can start a campaign on twatter or shitebook to come to my aid and if you don't, remember I know where you live!!!!

BTW, that's not me in the picture!

My tits aren't that big.

CANDY FLOSS MAN SELLER APPEARS ON NEW YORK PROTEST

2011-11-20T00:07:00.001Z

A MILLION YOUNG PEOPLE ON THE DOLE! ARE WE SURPRISED?

2011-11-19T01:17:00.000Z

A guest post by Ed Miliband, leader of her Majesty's opposition.

So a million young workers on the dole. Are we surprised?

I'm in my late 50s, but in my day, no one was on the dole unless they wanted to. Are our young any lazier than before? Undoubtedly so, they think the world owes them a living and they want the instant gratification, fame and money they see on shite, like the X factor, which is really only making money for Simon Cowell, or whatever he's called.

Are they less well trained? We all know they are. Thanks to Labour's preoccupation of making sure everyone went to 'Uni', we have a generation trained in useless courses like 'media studies'. Half of the ones who go to University should actually be at college learning an apprenticeship. Mind you there are no colleges any longer, there all universities.

Very few want to run their own business on a self employed basis. I have been self employed in sales for years and if you don't make sales, you don't eat and indeed you can lose money.

Do they want to work or are they happy on the dole. Well, I believe they are paid something like £46 per week buroo money, how can any self respecting person be happy with that?

So who's to blame.? Society, Government and indeed parents, whose pride in their offspring gong to Uni because they didn't, has been overwhelming. When was the last time you saw a poor plumber? Or indeed, have you ever tried to get one? 40 years ago, the rage was all for do-it-yourself, but they forgot useless, (or lazy), bastards like myself had little or no intention to get their hands dirty. Wander around your local B&Q. Who do you see with the trolleys loaded with stuff? Tradesmen. The twats like me are walking about with a light bulb or some other innocuous item looking for a staff member to tell them what to do with it.

Time the younger generation got a kick up the arse. After all, I'll be retired in10 years and who's going to keep me in my old age?

POPE SEEN KISSING MUSLIM LEADER

2011-11-18T02:04:00.000Z

Now isn't this what we want? A little harmony amongst the world's religions. Muslim kissing, Catholic. Buddhist kissing Ching Ling. Hindu kissing Sikh. Rangers supporter kissing a Celtic supporter. Maybe not. That's going too far.

HOW CAN YOU HAVE A GOVERNMENT WITHOUT ELECTED POLITICIANS?

2011-11-17T02:15:00.000Z

Mario Monti, Italy's new prime minister, appointed a Government without a single politician on Wednesday.

How is it possible to have a Government made up of Technocrats without a single politician? Surely that is at the hub of all democracies, that at least we can be seen to pick a Government. Most people who read this shite would be of the opinion, that although we pick them, they don't follow our wishes or indeed their manifestos, well apart from the SNP, that is.

But the difference is on the face value of it, at least we can change them if we feel they're no longer up to the job. Italy has technocrats who have been imposed on the country by the German and French Governments to ensure that the Euro contagion does not spread any further, at least not as far as Germany and France. What right do the Merkozy twins have in imposing their people in a neighbouring countries Government? be in no doubt this is what has happened. If the Italian and Greek Technocrats had not been former bankers and deemed suitable by this pair, they would not now be in power.

Berlusconi had his bad points but he also had some good. But at least, he was elected by the people of Italy and he should only have been removed by those people. Can you imagine if this happened in Britain or even worse in a pro-European Scotland? What if the Queen made Mervyn King a Lord and he became Prime Minister? There would quite rightly be an uproar. That's more or less what's happened in Italy! Speaking of Mervyn King, is it not about time someone sached the fucker? He never seems to get his predictions right. He would be better off tossing a coin!

NIGEL FARAGE TEARS INTO THE UNELECTED MORONS WHO RUN THE EU

2011-11-16T11:00:00.002Z

BROWN FINALLY SPOTTED AT GOULD FUNERAL!

2011-11-16T02:30:00.000Z

Gordon Brown was finally spotted yesterday at the funeral of Elliot Gould, the former party policy planner. I would say there is plenty of body language in Brown's facial expression when he sees Blair, as in "Christ, not that fucker, how do I avoid him"!

But, why are we paying this man's salary. Now to be fair to him, apart from his book, (available now from all bargain book stores in time for Christmas, price £1.99), he doesn't seem to be making as much as he can on the back of being a PM. Not like that other fucker who went before him. He did of course want the job as head of the IMF, but unfortunately for him, as a Presbyterian, he had no chance in a job which the Jewish bankers reserve for one of their own.

He did once say he was going to work in an Oxfam shop, but allegedly they wouldn't let him in case he started throwing shitty charity stuff about while smiling. I suppose he could have kept an eye in the shop when the workers were at lunch!

TROUBLE IN THE EUROZONE! EVEN THE PROSSIES ARE HAVING A HARD TIME

2011-11-15T12:58:00.000Z

MUHAMMED ALI- A MAN RAVAGED BY TIME. HOW SAD!

2011-11-15T02:47:00.001Z

I suppose for those of us who remember Muhammed Ali when he was in his peak in the 70s both as a fine athlete and also a fine, sharp witted mind, yesterday's pictures of him at George Fraser's funeral, a man, not even an old man, ravaged by Alzheimer's, were very sad.

Enough said.

I NAME THIS SHIP........

2011-11-14T13:16:00.000Z

THE INVENTOR OF THE OVEN CHIP IS IN FAVOUR OF TORTURE!

2011-11-14T02:22:00.000Z

American forces should be allowed to resume waterboarding terrorist suspects, according to Republican presidential hopefuls, Herman Cain and Michele Bachmann.

Now on the one hand you'd say that probably if it saved life, it wouldn't be a bad idea, if for instance they had managed to capture bin Laden instead of murdering him. However on the other hand and with my other hat on, can we trust these fuckers in the intelligence service, an oxymoron if ever I heard one, to be able to know if someone was guilty or not before drowning him?

I personally have my doubts, so I think it's probably better on balance not to do it at all!

ITALIAN MAN WINS LOTTERY

2011-11-13T10:43:00.000Z

Italian man in purple scarf celebrates lottery win

MONTY TO TAKE OVER AS NEW ITALIAN PM

2011-11-13T02:02:00.000Z

Respected former European Golfer of the year,Colin 'Monti' Montgomerie remains the top choice to try to steer the country out of its debt woes as the head of a transitional government, but Berlusconi's allies remained split over whether to support him.

However, 'the happy one', at one time dubbed, 'Mrs Doubtfire', by those ignorant American wankers, is the very man who can drag them out of the shite.

"They'll be no more Bunga-Bunga parties" said Monti, "but I will carry on with the traditional Italian shagging, although I'm not sure if I will go as young as 17. I intend to bring in a law banning football, to punish the cheeky bastards for beating Scotland in qualifying for the last World Cup. Pasta eating will also be banned and instead I will be introducing the mutton pie and deep fried Mars bars. I will be shipping some of those arty pictures home for an exhibition in Govan, where the neds will be allowed to view them for nothing, in between glugs of Chianti, in order to confuse their sexual habits even more.

We will no longer be dictated to by that ugly Fraulein in Bonn and as a matter of fact if she can find an Italian man, it will be a miracle. Mind you a Scottish one would also be hard to find. In future all scores between Scotland and Italy, will be 8-2 to the home side and if Italy doesn't let Andy Murray win the Italian open, they'll be hell to pay Sorting out this lot will be a piece of pish, compared to winning the Ryder cup"!

OOPS!

2011-11-12T12:17:00.001Z

BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED!

2011-11-11T14:41:00.000Z

IS THIS THE START OF THE 4TH REICH AND A NEW WAR IN EUROPE?

2011-11-11T02:33:00.000Z

Germany is reportedly pushing behind the scenes along with France for a smaller, more financially integrated EU within the EU with only the strong currencies allowed.

This can be viewed in a number of ways. Perhaps the Germans are trying to get the UK to join the Euro, strange as it may seem, for fear of falling into a 2nd track Europe where our influence, (such as it is), is diminished or they are intent on setting up a new German Empire and 4th Reich.

The first scenario, is just not going to happen, because Cameron would have a revolt on his hands, bigger than any Tory leader has ever had. I think however, that the second scenario is more likely. France knows that they are next in the firing line after Italy and perhaps Spain and their Gallic pride won't let that happen if they can avoid it. By sticking in with Germany they think their currency will be protected and if this is the first step in German expansionary plans, it will save them getting stuffed by the Krauts for the third time in a row.

Whatever is going on and you can bet there is something we aren't being told about, there are some interesting times ahead!

THIS WILL BE YOUR KIDS IN A FEW YEARS!

2011-11-10T02:44:00.000Z

XMAS IS CANCELLED DUE TO RELIGIOUS REASONS

2011-11-09T18:06:00.000Z

THUGS!

2011-11-09T17:03:00.001Z

WHY DO I HATE SARKOZY SO MUCH?

2011-11-09T10:45:00.000Z

Why do I hate this little shitebag as much. Is it because he's French? Not particularly. Is it because he's a wee Hungarian, Greek, Catholic, Jew? No, not particularly. Is it because his wife's a model? No, not my type, too skinny. Is it because he's a shortarse? No, I like other shortarses, (well now I come to think of it, I don't know any).

No, I think it's just a combination of a lot of things, but he's one annoying little fucker, that's for sure.

THERESA MAY SHIT IN HER SHOES

2011-11-09T02:30:00.001Z

Daily Mail readers were last night offered post-traumatic stress disorder treatment after Theresa May admitted she ‘hasn’t a fucking clue’ how many foreigners she has allowed into the country.

It's thought that upwards of 200 people answering to the name of Osama bin Laden, Muumar Gaddafi and Mao Tse Tung have all arrived in the country in the last few months.

More worryingly, we also, reputedly, let Vince Cable, Nick Clegg and Chris Huhne back into the country after their summer holidays.

YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY WARNED ABOUT GOING TO THE GYM!

2011-11-08T13:37:00.000Z

A 19st rugby player suffered a stroke while training - and discovered when he woke up that he was gay.

Chris Birch, 26, had proposed to his girlfriend and worked in a bank when he suffered a freak accident in the gym.

The rugby-loving Welshman was trying to impress his friends with a back flip but broke his neck and suffered a stroke.

New life: Chris now works as a hairdresser and lives above the shop with his boyfriend

He was taken to the Royal Gwent hospital where his girlfriend and family waited for news - but said: 'I was gay when I woke up and I still am.'

His friends were stunned by the dramatic changes to his personality, especially his change in sexuality.

Chris said: 'It sounds strange but when I came round I immediately felt different.

'I wasn't interested in women any more. I was definitely gay.

'I had never been attracted to a man before - I'd never even had any gay friends. But I didn't care about who I was before, I had to be true to my feelings.'

That's it. I'm giving up on the gym!

TAKE AT LOOK AT THIS (SHORT) BERLUSCONI VIDEO-WHAT A PRICK!

2011-11-07T15:09:00.000Z

REAL LIFE BRITAIN

2011-11-07T14:40:00.002Z

CAMERON IS MORE UNDEMOCRATIC TO SCOTLAND THAN MERKOZY IS TO GREECE!

2011-11-07T01:16:00.001Z

THE NEW Tory leader in Scotland says she is in favour of plans for Westminster to seize control of the timing of the independence referendum.

Asked yesterday if Prime Minister David Cameron should press ahead with legislation to hold the referendum rather than wait for the SNP government to do so, she replied: “If it was required.”
The First Minister has said he intends to wait until the latter half of the current Scottish Parliament before asking Scots whether they want to leave the UK. But, in one of her first announcements as the Scottish leader, Davidson yesterday acknowledged that discussions were ongoing about forcing the referendum to be held earlier.

So there we have it then. Despite, the SNP gaining a majority of seats in the Scottish Parliament, a victory that had been engineered by the Unionists not to be able to happen, a small minority political party in Scotland with practically no support, funded and managed from London, is going to tell the Scottish Government when they must bring forward plans for an independence referendum.

Despite the fact that it stated clearly in the SNP manifesto that they would bring forward a vote in the latter part of their Government, once the people of Scotland had a chance to assess how they had governed. The people of Scotland voted in the SNP, based on that manifesto. How different, is that from the Merkozy two's insistence that the Greek PM must resign before any financial help would be given?

It seems all around us, the bastions of international Governance are tightening their grasp on the democracies of the smaller countries and that is why I believe that when we do become independent, as we will, that we stay out of the EU, along the principles of Norway, the only other oil producer in Europe. They need us more than we need them. No point in jumping out of the pan into the fire!

THE UNIONISTS SHOUT ABOUT LONDON'S FINANCIAL CLOUT BUT WHAT HAS IT DONE TO BRITAIN?

2011-11-06T12:49:00.000Z

CLICK TO ENLARGE

We're often told how much we should be indebted to the City of London's financial clout but looking at the figures above we have the lowest growth in the G20 with the exception of Japan, which had an earthquake and a nuclear disaster!

What that means of course is that thanks to our lax banking system, put in place by Labour, we are basically fucked. We are falling behind most of the G20's other countries as countries like Argentina, India, Russia and China race ahead. How long will it be, until their standard of living is higher than ours?

Look as well at the debt figures. Many of them are much lower than ours which enables them borrow more should they need it to promote growth. I'm fortunate to bank with an Australian bank, (the Clydesdale), which wasn't allowed to gear up their lending by the Australian government, unlike what happened here. Their debt ratio is 13.6% of GDP. Other Western countries like the US are in a similar position, to us, although their growth is higher meaning that they will get out of debt quicker.

So in other words, the country has been bankrupted by the banks as we all knew. We then bail them out and another part of the bankster hierarchy lends us the money to do it and every time money moves in the world they make money! Merrily, they fucking laugh!

CLINT EASTWOOD GETS UNFORTUNATE BIRTHDAY MESSAGE!

2011-11-06T02:32:00.000Z

SCOTTISH TORIES ELECT GAY KICK-BOXER RATHER THAN MODERNISE!

2011-11-05T00:59:00.000Z

Ruth Davidson is the new leader of the Scottish Conservatives after its members narrowly rejected her main opponent’s plan to disband and start a new right-wing party.

The 32-year-old former BBC journalist edged out Murdo Fraser by only 566 votes in the bad-tempered contest after he argued the Tory brand was too mistrusted north of the Border for the party ever to succeed.

But Miss Davidson, who is openly gay and a kick boxer, said she will unite the deeply-divided party and attract new support from sections of Scottish society that have stopped listening to the Conservatives.

I honestly think the Scottish Tories have made a huge mistake here. I know there are a good number of people in the SNP who are centre right, but believe in Scottish independence. A new centre right party, in favour of independence and separate from the English Tory party could have had a significant vote in Scotland. Remember it's only 50 years since Scotland voted overwhelmingly Tory, helped to be fair, by the anti-Catholic and therefore anti-Labour vote of the Protestant majority. The Tory party in Scotland's full title is the 'Conservative and Unionist party' and I think that tells you all about their members. It doesn't say much for the other two candidates that they didn't do better, when a lesbian, martial arts boxer won the contest.

But, what does Ruth Davidson bring to the party? She's 32 and this is her first time as a MSP. Does she have the power base to be able to rule competently? Or is she a stopgap for someone else? As a former TV journalist, she appears to have some grasp of the issues at stake, but has she ever worked for anyone other than the BBC? I don't know, but my guess would be that, she will not be as nearly as effective as Ms Goldie, who for all her matronly appearance, was, as we in the West of Scotland, say, 'a nippy sweetie'!

HORNY AULD BASTARD!

2011-11-04T16:45:00.000Z

I wish he was our PM, instead of that cold fish, Cameron!

THE DAY DEMOCRACY FINALLY DIED IN EUROPE

2011-11-04T11:17:00.001Z

Greece was threatened with expulsion from the European Union for at least a decade if it dared to press ahead with a referendum on the single currency rescue deal.

Merkel and Sarkozy reportedly when behind the Greek PM's back to a talk to the opposition politicians. So the Greek people, now don't have a say on how their lives are going to be shaped over the next few years. They are going to have to give up their pensions, their employment rights and submit to EU monitoring to make sure they are committed to it. Now, they may have had things too easy and probably didn't qualify to be in the Eurozone in the first place, but is that the fault of the ordinary Greek in the streets? What right do, politicians from other countries have to interfere in the political process in another sovereign state? Is the EU, now, just a bureaucratic monster which can't be stopped?

Ha! I hear you UKIP supporters and 'little Englanders', shout, that could never happen here in good old Blighty! Not fucking much it couldn't! We're told that some fruitcase, Prince Charles, is now contacted on a regular basis for permission for our democracy to enact laws. Some moron, whose biggest wish in life was to be his wife's tampon, while he was still married to another woman. Some halfwit, tree-hugger who will never, barring some accident, ever ascend to the throne.

Our Government is now drawing up plans to invade Iran in conjunction with the US. Their reason, of course, for invading Iran is not that they may have a nuclear weapon, no, it's because their leader dared to threaten Israel and the Zionist hawks in the US Government, now see Iran as the last major enemy of that country which despite, the 'holocaust' being fresh in many memories, employs similar tactics against the Palestinians. Does anyone here, apart from a few politicians believe we should be invading another Arab country? What has Iran ever done to us? The Iranian, (Persian), people are not morons or 'towelheads'. They are a highly educated and developed race.

Gaddafi, took Libya from being one of the worst educated and ignorant countries in Africa to one where they people had the highest standard of living in the 'dark continent'. Oh aye, he maybe repressed a few people that weren't in his tribe but that's what happens in a tribal society. Just wait until you see what we get there now! Merrily, I fucking laugh! Democracy? We're kidding ourselves on.

XMAS DINNER FOR £2.89 EACH FOR YOU TIGHT BASTARDS!

2011-11-03T00:53:00.001Z

Now purely as a service for you Christians, (I am a Humanist and anyway will be in Spain for Xmas), I provide you with a way to have your Xmas dinner for £2.89 each.

Now I know that some of you will not be spending even this much, Banned, because I think he might be a tight bastard, Harbinger because he's skint (although he has many talents and shouldn't be), Tiger because he's a millionaire, Toni and Publes because they're Scottish and wouldn't spent that much on a Christian festival.

So, my friends, although I will be here for another 5 weeks or so, before I winter in the balmy, Costa Calida, (where it will be 20c), I wish you a merry Christmas, (I refuse to say Happy Holidays in a Christian country). It is a little early I know, but that is the current trend, Xmas in August and all that.

For all of you here enduring the early dark, the snow and cold, may I remind you that you can get cheap flights to Murcia, over Xmas if you book now. I'll pick you up (If you pay my diesel) and I'll get you somewhere nice to stay at a good rate. Contact me at spainpropertymangement@live.co.uk

Look forward to meeting you!

GREECE HAS THE HIGHEST PER CAPITA ARMED FORCES IN THE EU!

2011-11-02T13:32:00.000Z

State	Active	Reserve	Paramilitary	Total of population	Total per 1,000 capita
United Kingdom	197,780	212,400	0	410,180	6.7
Greece	156,600	237,500	4,000	398,100	37.1
Egypt	468,500	479,000	397,000	1,344,500	17.0
Algeria	147,000	150,000	187,200	484,200	14.2
Libya	76,000	40,000	0	116,000	18.3
Syria	325,000	314,000	108,000	747,000	34.3
Turkey	620,000	429,000	102,200	1,151,200	15.0
France	352,771	70,300	46,390	469,461	7.3
Portugal	43,330	210,900	47,700	301,930	28.2
Spain	128,013	319,000	80,210	527,223	13.0
China	2,285,000	800,000	1,500,000	4,585,000	3.4
USA	1,580,255	1,458,500	11,035	3,049,790	9.8
Russia	1,027,000	754,000	20,000,000	21,781,000	155.5	No wonder they're going bust!

THE CRASS LEVEL OF THE LIBDEMS IN SCOTLAND

2011-11-02T02:06:00.000Z

This is a poster which appeared on the Scottish Libdum's Facebook page. The First Minister of Scotland is currently in Qatar to drum up business for Scotland. He mentioned in a speech that there are many similarities between Scotland and Qatar, particularly in oil, gas, education and low-carbon economies.

The image, showing a mock up of what appears to be a 'darkened' or unshaven First Minister in Arab head-dress next to a camel, could be construed as racist. The accompanying text makes three outright lies about the First Minister in an attempt to scare voters into voting against Scottish independence.

The image clearly alleges that the First Minister is homophobic. However Alex Salmond has made clear his support for lesbian and gay rights and has spoken in favour of the introduction of gay and lesbian marriage on a par with heterosexual marriage.

The image also implies that Alex Salmond intends to set himself up as a dictator in an independent Scotland, an outrageous, and possibly defamatory, statement to make about a democratic politician.

The SNP have long distanced themselves against the death penalty.

This type of petty mud slinging is common amongst Unionist politicians who have shown that they don't mind slandering other countries and bring the reputation of Scotland down along with their slanders. Only a short while ago, Labour 'leader', Iain Gray insulted the country of Montenegro, causing an international incident.

Rennie apologised for the statement later saying,

Willie Rennie

I apologise for the offence that has been clearly caused by our cartoon on the First Minister's remarks in Qatar. Although I did not approve its publication I accept responsibility for it. It has been interpreted in ways that were not intended. It has now been withdrawn. I apologise.

Is he saying that as leader he doesn't have control over what the Libdums print on their official Facebook page and does he also have no editorial control over his personal page.

An apology like this is insufficient and the only course open now to Mr Rennie, is to resign.

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL TAX EVASION!

2011-11-01T02:11:00.000Z

There are more Porsche Cayennes registered in Greece than taxpayers declaring an income of 50,000 euros (£43,800) or more, according to research by Professor Herakles Polemarchakis, former head of the Greek prime minister’s economic department.

Now that has to be some really good tax evasion. It's no wonder the bastards are going bust. Although I believe Spain and Italy are not far behind. I remember going with a Spanish friend who ran a restaurant, 20 years ago to the Spanish cash and carry. He gave me a trolley, he also took one and he split the purchased between the different trolleys. When I asked him why, he told me his was the official one and mine was the 'black money' one and right enough at the till he paid his with a cheque and mine with cash.

I was reading somewhere else that workers in Italy cannot be paid off due to economic reasons and one of the Greek leaders wives, who is a teacher and retired on a full pension at 39! Is it only the Northern Europeans who do any work? Or are we the stupid bastards, who have no protection from our employers? In Spain, practically everything is done on a cash basis. I've just spent a considerable amount on building work at my new place and it was all cash to the builder and all his workers were being paid cash. If no one pays any tax, how do they run the country. Then again, I suppose they don't waste it on wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, countries that have fuck all to do with us and where Pakistan, according to a TV programme I saw, has been working with the Taliban, big time, while receiving $billions from the Yanks.

Cash it seems, makes the world go round. It is reckoned that by 2020, half the money in the world will be traded in 'system D', which is where everything is done in cash and no tax is paid. Is this how we're going to finally get rid of our leeching banker scum?

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HATES AMERICANISMS!

2011-10-31T17:01:00.001Z

WHY DOES THIS ARSEHOLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO VETO LAWS?

2011-10-31T13:39:00.000Z

Ministers have been forced to seek permission from Prince Charles before passing laws in at least a dozen separate areas during the past five years, it emerged last night.
Freedom of Information requests revealed ministers from six departments have sought the Prince of Wales’s consent on legislation in areas ranging from road safety and energy reforms to gambling and planning.
The requirement stems from a little-known constitutional right for the prince to effectively veto legislation in areas which might affect his private interests.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2055488/Prince-Charles-right-veto-new-laws-Ministers-forced-seek-permission.html#ixzz1cMksCKPp

Why does this prick have the right to interfere with my representatives duty to make laws? We are SUPPOSED to live in a democracy, FFS!

I wish those rioters had stuck something up his arse to waken his ideas up. The only man in history that gets a manservant to hold his dick when he takes a piss, allegedly!

I HATE BRITISH WINTERTIME!

2011-10-30T08:37:00.000Z

I awoke this morning at my usual time of 8 o'clock. The sun was just peeping through the blinds and then it dawned on me that I had forgotten to put the clocks back.

An impending doom spread over my mind, as I realised that once again, I was going to have to live in a world of dark and cold for 6 months. Why do we have to be one hour back from the continent? Why can't we have 'double summertime', like the nice Mr Cameron wants? Because some farmer in the north of Scotland objects? So we all have to lose one hour of sunshine and light to keep his coos happy?

I got into an argument with some teuchter from Caithness, (north of Scotland where John o'Groats is), who was complaining that it wouldn't be light until 9.30 in the morning if we went to continental time. As I told him, if I lived on an island and the wind blew for a couple of months and ferry couldn't dock, I would just have to put up with it. So if you don't like it move south! Why should the rest of us suffer because 2% of the population of Britain lives in the north of Scotland? It seems to work OK in Finland, Denmark and Sweden!

Of course, Alex Salmond is going to make a play of an argument with the rights of Scottish farmers over the rights of the rest of the UK. He's quite right to do that as well. It's his job to make Scotland independent or at least, 'Devo maxed, i.e. in charge of all our own tax and spend with shared responsibilities with the rest of the UK for things like defence. That will be the first move towards an independent Scotland, mark my words. But, in the meantime, can I have my summer back?

WOMAN FORGETS TO TUCK IN HER BALLS!

2011-10-29T13:20:00.000+01:00

BRITAIN TO STEAL BACK POWER FROM EUROPE?

2011-10-29T01:09:00.000+01:00

Whitehall officials urgently review Britain's EU membership

Whitehall officials are urgently reviewing every aspect of Britain’s membership of the European Union to support David Cameron’s promises to bring back powers from Brussels.

The review, involving every major government department, emerged as the Prime Minister bluntly accused France and Germany of orchestrating “constant attacks” on the City of London through new EU red tape on the financial sector.

I think there is as much chance of Britain repatriating powers from Europe as there is of me being the next Archbishop of Canterbury. Britain's leaders have been given their orders by the PTB, to whit the meeting on the Rothschild's yacht before the election for Osborne. The Tory MPs can bleat as much as they like, but we are not going to get any powers back from Europe, indeed the dangers are that we become a part of a second tier Europe with France and Germany leading the Euro countries into a new prosperity with the help of China. They are itching to get their hands on some of our large companies after having taken the market for all the cheap shite. I must have spent about £500 in our local Chinese emporium in Spain, because when you are setting up a house there are only so many things you can take from here. Whenever a shop of any decent size shuts in Spain and from what I can see France too, it opens up a week later full of Chinese shite. But, there is nothing you can't get there from a sink plunger to a light bulb, from stick on tattoos to a set of plates. I tried to support the local Spanish shops, but you can't buy everything in them.

The PTB, want to open up a global world, where companies are in control and we are inexplicably heading towards that state of affairs. I'm only relieved that I won't be around in 30 years time to see it all unfolding. Why then, do I want to move to Spain, I hear you ask? Funnily enough, when you are in Spain, you feel more 'European'. Does that sound stupid? I don't think that The EU is right for Britain, but I believe it probably is for Spain. Over there, they think differently from us. They are more open to European integration. FFS, they even talk to the French!

Britain, thanks to Blair and his cronies' ideas on immigration, have changed Britain for ever. I'm told that London is a shitehole as are many parts of the North of England. However, just as 200 years ago, the immigrants tend to migrate to the cities, so those of us who live in the 'country' should be safe for a few years yet, until they make money and migrate out!

Merkel, who I always thought was a particularly ugly bastard, looking quite fetching!

HOW THE BANKERS AND THE PTB WILL STEAL EUROPE

2011-10-28T17:58:00.000+01:00

IS THIS A JOKE OR IS SOMEONE TRYING TO BE SERIOUS

2011-10-27T19:27:00.000+01:00