tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7473450225862196869.post1754566712784598542..comments2023-11-03T10:50:11.627+00:00Comments on DARK LOCHNAGAR: PARIS HILTON STOPS A MAN WITH A HUGE HARD-ON, BREAKING OUT OF HER HOUSE!Dark Lochnagarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09086636653505467565noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7473450225862196869.post-59597939199322176812010-08-27T00:05:17.679+01:002010-08-27T00:05:17.679+01:00INCOMING, YOUR NUMBTINESS! By all means send the ...INCOMING, YOUR NUMBTINESS! By all means send the catalogue and the wife and I can have fun picking out the ten I'm not getting. I wouldn't mind a colour photo though as I'm not yet too old to choke the chicken.Dark Lochnagarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09086636653505467565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7473450225862196869.post-16581805956953696452010-08-27T00:01:40.099+01:002010-08-27T00:01:40.099+01:00Spidey, maybe even two?Spidey, maybe even two?Dark Lochnagarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09086636653505467565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7473450225862196869.post-29681316066076479282010-08-26T20:57:14.270+01:002010-08-26T20:57:14.270+01:00DL there are ten of them and the pipe it down the ...DL there are ten of them and the pipe it down the street slung over their shoulders, coffin like. There are ten of them and they are wonderful lassies. Yes and I have checked their thighs, it is a requirement for the ceremony. They wear ceremonial garb and ankle bells. I chant and am stark bollock naked.<br /><br />It is all part of the new religion I've started. May I remind you that you are Archbishop of Scotland. It is time for you to attend to your duties! Shall I send you up the official ceremonial Cuban virgin girls catalogue? Fidel is Grans Pasha of Cuba BTW. He's a smart lad.<br /><br />BTW the chavs are so fucking dumbstruck by the sight, especially when I stop chanting and cuss them, that they all head for their suppliers to complain about the bad shit they've been sold.<br /><br />By the time tey caom back I'll have enough followers to take them down pronto and convert them over.<br /><br />Peace and a weekly stroll to you all.<br /><br />INCOMING!!!!!!! Grand Numpty of England.INCOMING!!!!!!!https://www.blogger.com/profile/06597034666699426965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7473450225862196869.post-67666671534153622162010-08-26T20:44:17.456+01:002010-08-26T20:44:17.456+01:00I'd let her away with a finger, mate. ;-)I'd let her away with a finger, mate. ;-)Barking Spiderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00968827142725464915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7473450225862196869.post-68683247970414085962010-08-26T02:47:53.961+01:002010-08-26T02:47:53.961+01:00Spidey, even I wouldn't mind what she stuck up...Spidey, even I wouldn't mind what she stuck up as long as it wasn't fleshy!Dark Lochnagarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09086636653505467565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7473450225862196869.post-40846817985708025042010-08-26T02:11:36.455+01:002010-08-26T02:11:36.455+01:00Make that Jessica Alba and I'm your man, DL......Make that Jessica Alba and I'm your man, DL...... and she can stick whatever she wants <b>wherever</b> she wants! :-DBarking Spiderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00968827142725464915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7473450225862196869.post-86981144116592887402010-08-26T00:20:30.749+01:002010-08-26T00:20:30.749+01:00INCOMING!!!!! with those hardened brown thighs th...INCOMING!!!!! with those hardened brown thighs that they roll their cigars and coconuts on! Old Fidel is not as stupid as he looks, you know. Is it some type of wheelbarrow or is it some type of other contraption? It's a good job you live in the country or else you'll have all the chav kids out shouting things at you as your procession passes, like, "Look at the old cunt with his cock in a barrow". You can say it in whatever accent is prevelent in your part of the country.Dark Lochnagarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09086636653505467565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7473450225862196869.post-12493629184300800212010-08-25T21:51:36.789+01:002010-08-25T21:51:36.789+01:00DL I can't carry my erection. So I've got ...DL I can't carry my erection. So I've got a sharaban of Cuban virgin girls to stroll it down the street!!!INCOMING!!!!!!!https://www.blogger.com/profile/06597034666699426965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7473450225862196869.post-19504666901680547452010-08-25T14:46:47.894+01:002010-08-25T14:46:47.894+01:00Stanners, I'm not so sure. You see, I find pl...Stanners, I'm not so sure. You see, I find plastic tits and tattoos a big turn off and I certainly wouldn't be up for her tying me up and sticking things up my erse, unless of course she was gentle and they weren't too big!Dark Lochnagarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09086636653505467565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7473450225862196869.post-36655912151299450512010-08-25T14:42:58.734+01:002010-08-25T14:42:58.734+01:00Oli, I've found in my advancing years that fuc...Oli, I've found in my advancing years that<i> fucking anything </i> does it for me!Dark Lochnagarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09086636653505467565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7473450225862196869.post-68126210552467315702010-08-25T11:18:50.124+01:002010-08-25T11:18:50.124+01:00Yeah....you still would though wouldnt you DL..;)Yeah....you still would though wouldnt you DL..;)I am Stanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04101757111187294588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7473450225862196869.post-20371896075362708162010-08-25T08:27:02.420+01:002010-08-25T08:27:02.420+01:00Now replace Paris with Johanna Lamont, and feel th...Now replace Paris with Johanna Lamont, and feel the tone become more sympathetique...Administratorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028259430483576141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7473450225862196869.post-7056369183501231522010-08-25T02:42:00.811+01:002010-08-25T02:42:00.811+01:00You've taken that too far , DL .
Might I sugg...You've taken that too far , DL .<br /><br />Might I suggest some "tasteful" French DVDs to calm you down ?<br /><br />I find anything with Emmanuelle Beart in it (as long as she gets her kit off) does it for me .The Young Oligarchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00043892251035601945noreply@blogger.com