ALL THE BEST AT THE BELLS!

Another year in.  Another year of talking shite with all you daft bastards that contribute your comments to this blog.  As you can see I am in Spain, as most of you knew.  Now I know the pic was taken in October, but I've been sitting in the sun in 20 degrees of heat all afternoon.  I spent yesterday in Cartagena.  Some things really struck me.  Spain is supposed to be on it's arse.  Well, you wouldn't know it.  The streets are spotless, the shops are busy and everyone looks prosperous.  Now, you could argue, that this is because of the money that the EU has pumped in over the years and I wouldn't disagree.  But, other things are also evident.  Spanish people take pride in their country and their society.  Go down any main street in the UK and all you see are rubbish strewn streets, full of young, fat lassies who shag like rabbits and consequently are dragging or pushing in prams, their cheeky, sullen kids, who cost the taxpayer a fortune because they can't keep their knickers on until they get a ring on their finger or at least some commitment from the morons who haven't got the brains to put on a gongy to stop their worthless seed penetrating the sluts.  (How was that for a sentence).

Could it be that the Spanish are in the main still Catholic, if not in religion at least in ideals?  Yes, and I know all about priests shagging weans, I don't know, but I would guess that it's still seen as shameful to have a kid out of wedlock.  Is it because they are still a reasonable young democracy, having lived under Franco for so long?  Anyway, I hope we all have a good and prosperous New Year and as we say in Scotland,

AW THE BEST AT THE BELLS AND LANG MAY YIR LUM REEK WI ITHER FOWKS COAL!

WHY DO WE CLEVER BASTARDS IN THE WEST ALWAYS MAKE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT OTHER COUNTRIES?

I'm just watching the funeral of KIM JONG-IL, and no matter what station you watch it on, the commentators are making snidey comments about the extent of the grief of the North Korean people.  Well they look pretty convincing to me.  Anyone who stands about in the snow for 3 hours and cry with utter grief is someone who is not too happy at his death.

It's been the same in the so called 'Arab spring'.  Whenever we don't like the leader, like in Iran, Syria and Libya, the people are just dying to get rid of their leaders, but in countries like Bahrain, Jordan and Saudia Arabia, the people love their leaders with a great gusto.  It's all utter pish.  We are fed so much crap by the likes of the BBC and Sky whose reporters are fed shit by the foreign office that after a time they don't try and seek the truth because it is easier to spout out the crud they are given.  Only now and again can you actually get some truthful reporting.  Organisations like OpenDemocracy and Global Research who publish articles like this, are worth reading at least to get some balance on the MSM rubbish.  I urge though of you who don't to have a read at them.

DOES ANYONE REALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH?

Am I the only one fed up listening to shite about a 90 year old, pampered, Greeek twat who has had a wee heart problem?

I'm listening to the BBC news channel with some sycophantic reporter called Hume, who is trying to fill in time telling us that there are two exits that the twat might come out of and how he is going to Sandringham to spend Christmas with his German family.

WHO GIVES A FUCK?

A WEE XMAS TREAT FOR MY HUGE GAY FOLLOWING!

A XMAS TREAT FOR MY HETEROSEXUAL READERS AND LESBIANS

A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM AN ENTHUSIASTIC ATHEIST

A merry Christmas to all my readers!

I am as most of you know, not a person with any religious beliefs.   I am currently engaged in a battle of words on SHITEBOOK with some prick who used to be in the US Marine Corps.  The vitriol is dripping from his laptop as he calls me all sorts of things because I merely asked for some sympathy, because as an atheist, I and others of a similar belief, have religion shoved down our throats all year round.  It is of course worse at this time of year in a Christian country when we get all this immaculate conception pish.

The Priests of this particular religion run about in their frocks, salivating with their enthusiasm for the fact that for one day a year, some of these so-called Christians may turn up for a midnight service, pished out their skull and proceed to fall asleep and snore all the way through the happy-clappy carols.  I've no doubt at some time in the future, our Government will insist on us celebrating Ramadan and make Barmitzvahs compulsory along with compulsory prick surgery for young boys in case our gentile foreskins offend Jewish women.  Pig eating will be banned, of course.  It is a strange religion, is it not, that bans it's adherents from eating certain foods?

Well have a nice day anyway.  I'll be doing it native Spanish tonight with a meal at midnight and then lunch tomorrow with not a turkey in sight.  Mind you I like a bit of turkey!

THE QUALITY OF SCOTTISH LABOUR EXPOSED AGAIN!

So that's it.  The best that Labour could do.  Johann Lamont.  The bastard child of wee Norrie from Shetland.  Once again the Sottish factions within Labour up here got together and thankfully didn't pick the only candidate who had a modicum of talent, Tom Harris.

After Iain Gray, who in himself was hopeless the Labour party in Scotland is going down the plughole.  Roll on Independence!  At least Wendy Alexander was good to look at!

NOW DO THE THICK U.S. BASTARDS UNDERSTAND TRIBAL SOCIETY?

FUCK ALL TO DO WITH THE STORY-JUST A WEE XMAS CHEER UP!

THE ARREST warrant for the Sunni Vice-President of Iraq Tariq al-Hashemi, issued on the orders of Shia Prime Minister Nuri al Malaki, is feared to signal a fresh round of sectarian civil war in the country.

So after spending $800 billion dollars, to promote the Zionist causes in Iraq, two days after leaving the whole shitheap is falling apart.  When are we going to learn that Arab countries are not democratic countries and won't be for at least 200 years.

They are tribal societies and despite the £billions and thousands of lives lost, they won't be any better in 10 years than they have been for the last 100.  Fuck me!

WHY ARE DJs SUCH SCATHING TALENTLESS FUCKWITS?

Here I am sitting in Spain, half pished listening to TOTP2 on the BBC and the commentary is by some fucking, scathing, talentless, failed musician called Mark Radcliffe.

Now I don't know, who the fuck he is, but I believe he is some DJ on Radio 1, a station I never listen to but he is one annoying bastard.

Why do arseholes like him get paid fortunes for being hopeless?  I'll throw in another name, Chris Evans, another talentless prick.

You'd have thought that sitting in the sun for two hours a day would have mellowed me?

NO RIFF-RAFF SHITEY SMELL IN CAMERON'S TOILET!

HOLA AMIGOS!

Carol singing.  A very strange thing to do when you don't believe in Christ. 

I spent an enjoyable hour, fortified by mulled wine, mumbling some Xmas carols, which I remembered from my childhood.  I do admit that though that the enthusiasm of a true Christian is quite something to behold.  How can they imagine that some  child born in a manger is the greatest thing in 2000 years?

Very strange!

HOW DO WE FEEL ABOUT BANKERS?

A banker has defied the economic gloom by spending more than £70,000 in one night at a London nightclub.

The City worker, who has not been named, is said to have bought a £1,860 bottle of vodka for all 24 tables at Rose in Marylebone.

The man, who was joined by nine friends at his table, also left a £10,000 tip on top of the £7,966 service charge on his bill for £71,000.60. The tip will be split between eight waitresses.

So how do we feel about these fuckers?  Do we say, "it was his money to do what he wants with" or "why should these fuckpigs have that sort of money when they ruined the country and he rest of us are suffering for it"?

TOP TEN BANKING JOKES

Why don't sharks attack bankers? Professional courtesy.

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A young banker decided to get his first tailor-made suit. As he tried it on, he reached down to put his hands in the pockets but to his surprise found none.

He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "You're a banker, right?" The young man answered, "Yes, I am."

"Well, whoever heard of a banker put his hand in his own pocket?"

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An investment banker said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one in the street yesterday.
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Bankers are people that help you with problems you would not have had without them.
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A man visits his bank manager and says, "How do I start a small business?" The manager replies, "Start a large one and wait six months."
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If you owe the bank £100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank £100m, that's the bank's problem.
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Hospitals report that the hearts of bankers are in strong demand by transplant patients, because they’ve never been used.
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Bankers never die...They just lose interest.
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What's the problem with banker jokes? Bankers don't think they're funny, normal people don't think they're jokes.
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The biggest joke of all? Bailed out bank Lloyds paying for sense of humour training at the Comedy School. That's one thing money can't buy.

AND YOUR POINT IS WHAT EXACTLY.....?

UPDATE CAN I REFER YOU TO THIS

A Labour MP has been accused of making anti-Semitic remarks after suggesting Britain first Jewish ambassador to Israel had 'divided loyalties'.

Paul Flynn, the Newport West MP, made the comments about Matthew Gould during a meeting with chief civil servant Sir Gus O'Donnell.

He also said that the ambassador to Israel should be someone 'with roots in the UK' during questioning over Liam Fox's relationship with his friend Adam Werritty.

And the point is what?  The man is completely right and it's not often I agree with a Labour MP.  Anyone who is Jewish is bound to gave divided loyalties with regard to Israel, the same as I would have if I was the Spanish Ambassador to Scotland.

However my loyalties, would not be because my 'race' considered itself 'chosen'.  How can a religion be a race anyway, particularly when the majority of Jews come from Eastern Russia?  My loyalties would be, because Scotland is the land of my birth not because I had my cock circumcised when I was small.

MAYBE IT'S JUST ME!

This image was displayed on E-Bay last night as the ideal thing to wear to a Xmas dinner party.  Is it me?  Has the world gone fucking potty?  Is some fucker turned up to my house for a formal dinner party dressed like that, (not that I have that many), but if I did, he would be told to go and take a running fuck to himself!

HERE WAS ME THINKING I WAS AT THE CUTTING EDGE!

I used to think that people read this pile of shite, because they wanted a plethora of different news items.  Something that wasn't too intellectual, but they could comment on knowing that they had like minded people to discuss with.  In an idle moment I looked at my stats, which I've never bothered with much before.  Now they hadn't changed since the last time as regards volume and then  I looked at the keywords that attract people to my site and I found the following:

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Is it any fucking wonder  I despair at the state of the human race?

MORE PANDAS IN SCOTLAND THAN TORY MPS!

HOW CAN WE SPEND £80 MILLION ON OLYMPIC OPENING CEREMONY?

I must be a right stupid bastard.  Here's was me thinking we were skint.  But it seems I was wrong.  The Government is spending £80 million of our money on a two hour opening ceremony at the Olympics.  It was supposed to come from sponsorship and ticket sales of course, but our Lords and Masters have decided it's worth it, so they can bask in the glory like some fucking ROMAN EMPEROR!

WHEN WILL THE WEST STOP MEDDLING?

Syria: fall of Bashar al-Assad 'will bring war to Middle East, warns Iraq

Iraq has raised renewed fears that the Middle East will be engulfed by sectarian bloodshed if Syria's President Bashar al-Assad is deposed as the country falls into civil war.

 

'The killing or removal of President Bashar in any way will explode into an internal struggle between two groups and this will have an impact on the region,' said Mr Maliki.

We see Egypt being taken over by extremists, Libya will be the same.  When will our politicians realise that these countries are tribal societies?  The agenda of course is being pushed by Israel who as usual are letting the Yanks and us, do their work for them.  It's a surprise all these unexplained explosions in Iran, isn't it?

FUCKING PISH!

How do I feel about today's news?  Fucking pish!

But, I can't put up a pic of a pish in case I get banned by Shitebook.

Censorship?  Shove it up your arse!

(H/T to Dioclese for suggesting the above)

NEW COLOURS FOR SOLDIERS? WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?

Soldiers from The Highlanders will receive new colours from the Duke of Edinburgh at RAF Kinloss later. 

What the fuck is that all about?  They are going to receive 'colours' from a Greek dwarf, who happens to be married to a German descendent, who is head of the British Establishment?

Now don't get me wrong.  I fully support our forces and I would be the first one throwing Molatov cocktails at the Hun, when and not if they go to war with us again.  It's being, rehearsed already.  But this bunch have been in Afghanistan.  It's only the feeble brained who still believe that they are there other than to support a gas pipeline.  Forget all this pish about the Taliban and helping the female population.  In 5 years time when we're not there any longer, the Taliban will be the flavour of the day again and Sharia law will be implemented.  Much like what is happening in Egypt at the moment.  How stupid are our politicians?

Or is it us?

SCOTTISH OIL TO ONCE AGAIN FLOAT BRITISH TREASURY?

10 years after it's last production and due to new extraction methods and the high price of oil, the oil field, first known as the 'Argyll Field', the first in the North Sea, is to be re-excavated.

Does that mean that the recovery in the UK will once again be led by Scottish Oil, as it was in the 70s.  After all, who wins the lottery and gives 90% of the winnings to their neighbour?  No one could be that stupid, could they?

THE TROUBLE IS NOT WITH PENSIONS, IT'S THE WAY THEY ARE ADMINISTERED!

TWO TWATS IN A ROW, THIS TIME A GINGER TWAT!

I've followed all this shite today, about the public sector employees fighting for their pension etc, etc and the difference between public and private pensions.  So here's my take on it, for what it's worth.

I believe that if you start a job and they tell you the conditions are such and such, then you are entitled to expect that to be the case. For public employees, the majority of who, don't get huge pensions, that should be what happens.  I coming from the private sector have never understood, why because, you work for the Government, you should get a final salary pension.  But apart from that,  I spent some time in the pensions industry in the 90s and the one thing, I could never get my head around was, that in a money purchase scheme you had to turn your pension pot over to some fucking insurance company!

Now if I had a final pot of say, £100,000, (which I don't), why should I say to some insurance company, " I want to buy an annuity, please take my money, pay me a pittance, if I die at age 67, give my wife a half pension and if she dies at age of 68, then just you take the rest of the pension pot and invest it, into your profits"!

Now, if I am lucky enough to hit a pension age and I had a pension pot of £100,000, I would like to say to the Government, "OK, give me that money and I will do whatever the fuck I feel like doing with it"!  I may want to buy a new house, a new car, a new house in Spain (see banner!), or some 23 year old whore for a year, it's MY FUCKING MONEY!

Until they can solve the above question and stop taking donations and bribes from insurance companies, then politicians, if it was anything to do with me, you could shove your

PRIVATE PENSION, RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE!!!!