Wednesday, 30 November 2011

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT YOU BALDY TWAT?

A much more attractive baldy twat

UPDATE: I GOT A WARNING FROM FUCKING FACEBOOK FOR THIS!
My apologies, to any female readers or any of you 'gay homosexual' ones, but I have decided that the above picture, found, after hours of research, is preferable to Wee Willie Hague.

After cutting off the Iranian peoples' credit in London, the little cretin is surprised, when in all probability, a Government organised 'invasion' of our embassy is organised.

Get a life, you twat!  Speak to MOSSAD.  Sorry we know you have been already!

Tuesday, 29 November 2011

WHO WILL RID US OF THIS FUCKER, BERCOW!

The Bercow coat of Arms!
What is it about speakers at Westminster?  Remember that last, fucking embarrassment? Now we have Bercow unveiling a coat of arms which has had the whole country cringing with mirth.  Why is it small men are often the ones with the jumped up sense of importance? 

It's just a wonder he didn't find a place for that fuckwit of a wife of his.

Monday, 28 November 2011

UNTIL BBC SCOTLAND CAN ACT LIKE A REAL TV STATION, WE DON'T DESERVE A SCOTLAND SIX

Two giant pandas are due to arrive in Edinburgh on Sunday, officials have announced.
Tian Tian and Yang Guang will make the journey from China in perspex cages on board a special chartered flight.

There's a lot of pressure in Scotland to have a Scottish edition of the 'six o'clock news'.  The above story was the main story on the midday news today on BBC Scotland.  It took about 5 minutes of a 10 minute news to tell this exciting piece of news.  Now I am sorry, but the arrival of two fucking pandas and that is what they hope they are going to do, should not be the top article on a news programme, when currently, there is so much else going on.  

So I am sorry BBC Scotland, but until you grow up and act like a real news station, you can stay in the weans' playground.

Sunday, 27 November 2011

BARRYMORE CHARGED!

Entertainer Michael Barrymore has been charged with possession of cocaine and being drunk and disorderly following a car crash, according to police.

Barrymore allegedly told Police, "it's a load of shit mate, I was shagging a rent-boy in the front seat who I had purchased through legitimate channels"!

Saturday, 26 November 2011

MULTI-NATIONAL BASTARDS!

So there you are.  Stuck in the wilds of India.  For years your family has eeked out a living making a cheap shoe for the locals, of whom you are one.  You have a certain skill handed down from your father and his father before him, in curing cattle skins and making shoes.  

Then one day, you find out, that no one any longer wants your shoes.  Your children are starving and you can't help them.  Having very little education, you don't know what to do next to keep your family from the breadline.  What has caused this problem?  Well, a multi-national company, in this case Adidas, has started to sell their Reebok trainers locally for $1 per pair.  Yes, $1 PER PAIR!  The same branded shoe which can cost up to $200 anywhere else in the world.

Your customers flock to buy them, of course.  Little do they realise, that they are only cutting their own throats.  Because one day, another multi-national will come in and destroy their jobs or businesses too.  Not only that, but they will try and make you feel as if you should be grateful for it, with stupid phrases like, "every little helps"!

Then with all your local businesses destroyed, your only place of work will be some dingy factory, where due to lack of health and safety rules in an emerging country, you will be poisoned and life expectancy will fall.  Your life will then be influenced by the vagaries of international trade and the next time there's a downturn, the Banksters who control international trade will squeeze and you will find yourself on the streets along with your family, begging for your daily existence in competition with all the other families , instead of being a craftsman with your own little business.

And all because they started buying cheap trainers.

Friday, 25 November 2011

THE REAL ISRAEL AND THEIR GENOCIDE IN PALESTINE!

SLICES OF EINSTEIN BRAIN TO BE TRANSPLANTED INTO ED MILIBAND

Ultra-thin slices taken from famed physicist Albert Einstein's brain in an attempt to find out what made him so extraordinary, are to be transplanted into the brain of Labour leader, Ed Miliband to see if they can make him any brighter.


The operation is to be paid for by the Trades Union Congress, whose leader, Fred Shuttleworth told us, "let's face it, he's a thick twat.  We hope that by giving him some of Einstein's brain it might make him one of the brightest men in Britain, even brighter than the man who currently holds the title of 'Britain's brainiest man', Stephen Fry and let's be honest here it wouldn't take a lot to make him the cleverest man in the Labour Party, because they're all thick fuckers".

Conservative Leader, David Cameron, who has been alarmed at the news has been allegedly been trying to get some Winston Churchill, DNA, before he has to meet Frau Merkel of Germany, in the second part of their war over the Euro and British concessions from the EU.

Thursday, 24 November 2011

THE BASTARD THAT IS BLAIR, IS AT IT AGAIN!

Smiling and looking relaxed in each other’s company, Tony Blair and the autocratic ruler of Kazakhstan met yesterday for the first time since an £8million consultancy deal was revealed.
The former prime minister held discussions with Nursultan Nazarbayev at the president’s Akorda Palace.
Last month, the Daily Mail revealed that Mr Blair had secured a deal to act as consultant to the former Communist Party apparatchik, who has been widely criticised in the West for human rights abuses and election malpractice.

How long are we going to let this smug, seemingly untouchable, FUCKPIG, drag Britain's name through the mud.  It's time something was done to stop him.  But, of course, the rest of them are just as bad.  Nothing will be said, because they all want to get on the gravy train.  From fiddling their expenses to offer their arseholes to tyrants.  

It makes you sick to the pit of your stomach.

Tuesday, 22 November 2011

TRAGIC MID AIR COLLISION!

L.M.F.A.O.!

Good Day,

Let this message not surprise you, I am contacting you due to the problem of my family is presently having in my country Libya; a problem that is getting tougher everyday.

My Son Saif al-Arab is dead, killed by NATO air strike, and the rest of us are endangered.

I am Mrs. Safiya Gaddafi i am the wife of late president Muammar Gaddafi, the embattled president of Libya, I am currently residing in one of the African Countries, unfortunately as a refugee. At the meantime, my family is the target of Western nations led by America who wants to destroy my Husband at all costs. Our investments and bank accounts in several countries are their targets to freeze. Insha Allahu, I will make you a part of my family heritage.

Finally the NATO has succeeded in killing my Husband what a great shock there is no enjoyment again for me to stay in this world the next target is us so I want to share my wealth to charity as I am still alive I do not know when death will come as they have killed my Husband and Son.

Now listen I have huge amount of money in African Banks and western world these money should be transferred to your account for you to share it to the Charity organisations and also assist yourself with your family there are no need for you to say thank you.

If you are interested  in this regards kindly get back to me as soon as possible for more details on how to proceed. The amount i am talking about is ($MILLION 28.500.000.00) US Dollars, noted this where i am now i can not disclose it and no telephone calls because it will be monitoring. We can only talk via email so that I will give you all the  information's you may need to complete this deal.
 
I will only give you the the contact of manager that is incharge of the fund in thier bank which is BANK OF AFRICA.

I want you to be fast in what so ever you want to do, so that we will remove this money from the account, I came to reliase that my Husband did not do well it was a big regret and shameful may Allah forgive us  let this issue be very TOP SECRET between me and you. I am looking forward to hear from you.

Reply me through my private email:
safiyagaddafiWarmest Regards,
Mrs.Safiya Gaddafi.

HOW MUCH ARE THESE OLYMPICS REALLY COSTING?

The cost of security for the Olympic Park is now costing us £250,000 PER DAY!

We were told that the Olympics were for the whole country.  Well Boris and his crew have made sure they're not.  Only one Scottish firm and two Welsh firms who tendered for work, have been successful.  These games which after all, only last for two weeks are the result of politicians' need to be admired.  Yes, what a great guy I am, I got the Olympics for Britain.  I wonder how many palms were greased to get them here.  The National Lottery is supposed to be paying for some of it, but while they pore money into London other charities in other parts of the country are lacking in funding, particularly now that the economy has shrunk.

Oh, but we're told look at the re-generation of London.  Great, we now have two multi-millionaire football clubs vying to get their hands on the Olympic stadium, so that their overpaid prima donnas can fascinate us with their skills.

All for, I repeat, two weeks of games.  it is sickening!

WHEN DO THESE FUCKERS STOP INTERFERING IN OTHER COUNTRIES?

William Hague has told the Syrian opposition to form a united front by the end of the week or else run the risk of jeopardising their goal of overthrowing the regime of Bashar al-Assad.


Is it just me or is anyone else in this fucking country, fed up with our politicians telling every other bastard what to do?

Exactly, what has Syria got to do with us?  Do we not have enough problems here without interfering in another sovereign country's affairs?  Why, don't we let them get on with it.  They will catch up eventually  Fuck all to do with us!

We interfered in Libya and believe me it will be a huge mistake and you did hear it here first.  Why are we bombing a friendly nation whose leaders were friends with the Royal family.  OK, I was being a prick there!  There will be however a good laugh when Saif, if he's allowed to, spills the beans.

Next stop Iran.  More oil!  Here we go, here we go!

LONDON HIT BY FOG, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, I'M CUTTING MY THROAT!



WHO GIVES A FUCK!

Monday, 21 November 2011

ISRAELI DOGS STRIP OFF FOR EGYPTIAN ACTIVIST!

The sign read 'Homage to Aliaa El Mahdi. Sisters in Israel' with the slogan 'Love without Limits', written in Arabic and Hebrew.

I think you're safe enough girls, you may get some interest from a lesbian but most men wouldn't be arsed with such ugly bastards!

YOU BETTER GET YOUR FUCKING ACT TOGETHER!



Lying awake last night at 5 in the morning, not an usual experience because I don't normally got to bed until 3, I got to thinking about giving up blogging.

It's sometimes a struggle coming up with something interesting to talk about.  Scottish Labour are fucked, independence is coming, the coalition will be in power for another three and a half years, the Tories will then get back in with an increased majority, the Euro is fucked, (I hope for all you that have been keeping up), I'll be in Spain living out my old age soon I hope and I was getting to the point where I didn't give a fuck.

That was until, I noticed a reply from Major Fuckup.  A regular enough contributor, whoever he is.  You can read his comment in the post above or below or where ever the fuck it is,  (too technical for me).  His retort had been unfortunately been put into my spam folder by Google.  However reading through some of the comments therein, apart from the ones trying to sell Viagra and other potions, it fair cheered me up, realising that there are a lot of nutters out there apart from me.

I went through some old posts, which you should do from time to time and I have realised that  I have lost my cutting edge.  So from now on, I'm just going to go for it and fuck the consequences.  I may get arrested or sued but I am sure that you, or one of you can start a campaign on twatter or shitebook to come to my aid and if you don't, remember I know where you live!!!!

BTW, that's not me in the picture!

My tits aren't that big.

Saturday, 19 November 2011

A MILLION YOUNG PEOPLE ON THE DOLE! ARE WE SURPRISED?



A guest post by Ed Miliband, leader of her Majesty's opposition.

So a million young workers on the dole.  Are we surprised?

I'm in  my late 50s, but in my day, no one was on the dole unless they wanted to.  Are our young any lazier than before?  Undoubtedly so, they think the world owes them a living and they want the instant gratification, fame and money they see on shite, like the X factor, which is really only making money for Simon Cowell, or whatever he's called.

Are they less well trained?  We all know they are.  Thanks to Labour's preoccupation of making sure everyone went to 'Uni', we have a generation trained in useless courses like 'media studies'.  Half of the ones who go to University should actually be at college learning an apprenticeship.  Mind you there are no colleges any longer, there all universities.  

Very few want to run their own business on a self employed basis.  I have been self employed in sales for years and if you don't make sales, you don't eat and indeed you can lose money.

Do they want to work or are they happy on the dole.  Well, I believe they are paid something like £46 per week buroo money, how can any self respecting person be happy with that?

So who's to blame.?  Society, Government and indeed parents, whose pride in their offspring gong to Uni because they didn't, has been overwhelming.  When was the last time you saw a poor plumber?  Or indeed, have you ever tried to get one?  40 years ago, the rage was all for do-it-yourself, but they forgot useless, (or lazy), bastards like myself had little or no intention to get their hands dirty.  Wander around your local B&Q.  Who do you see with the trolleys loaded with stuff?  Tradesmen.  The twats like me are walking about with a light bulb or some other innocuous item looking for a staff member to tell them what to do with it.

Time the younger generation got a kick up the arse.  After all, I'll be retired in10 years and who's going to keep me in my old age?

Friday, 18 November 2011

POPE SEEN KISSING MUSLIM LEADER

Now isn't this what we want?  A little harmony amongst the world's religions.  Muslim kissing, Catholic.  Buddhist kissing Ching Ling.  Hindu kissing Sikh.  Rangers supporter kissing a Celtic supporter.  Maybe not.  That's going too far.

Thursday, 17 November 2011

HOW CAN YOU HAVE A GOVERNMENT WITHOUT ELECTED POLITICIANS?

Mario Monti, Italy's new prime minister, appointed a Government without a single politician on Wednesday. 

How is it possible to have a Government made up of Technocrats without a single politician?  Surely that is at the hub of all democracies, that at least we can be seen to pick a Government.  Most people who read this shite would be of the opinion, that although we pick them, they don't follow our wishes or indeed their manifestos, well apart from the SNP, that is.

But the difference is on the face value of it, at least we can change them if we feel they're no longer up to the job.  Italy has technocrats who have been imposed on the country by the German and French Governments to ensure that the Euro contagion does not spread any further, at least not as far as Germany and France.  What right do the Merkozy twins have in imposing their people in a neighbouring countries Government?  be in no doubt this is what has happened.  If the Italian and Greek Technocrats had not been former bankers and deemed suitable by this pair, they would not now be in power.

Berlusconi had his bad points but he also had some good.  But at least, he was elected by the people of Italy and he should only have been removed by those people.  Can you imagine if this happened in Britain or even worse in a pro-European Scotland?  What if the Queen made Mervyn King a Lord and he became Prime Minister?  There would quite rightly be an uproar.  That's more or less what's happened in Italy!  Speaking of Mervyn King, is it not about time someone sached the fucker?  He never seems to get his predictions right.  He would be better off tossing a coin!

Wednesday, 16 November 2011

NIGEL FARAGE TEARS INTO THE UNELECTED MORONS WHO RUN THE EU

BROWN FINALLY SPOTTED AT GOULD FUNERAL!

Gordon Brown was finally spotted yesterday at the funeral of Elliot Gould, the former party policy planner.  I would say there is plenty of body language in Brown's facial expression when he sees Blair, as in "Christ, not that fucker, how do I avoid him"!

But, why are we paying this man's salary.  Now to be fair to him, apart from his book, (available now from all bargain book stores in time for Christmas, price £1.99), he doesn't seem to be  making as much as he can on the back of being a PM.  Not like that other fucker who went before him.  He did of course want the job as head of the IMF, but unfortunately for him, as a Presbyterian, he had no chance in a job which the Jewish bankers reserve for one of their own.

He did once say he was going to work in an Oxfam shop, but allegedly they wouldn't let him in case he started throwing shitty charity stuff about while smiling.  I suppose he could have kept an eye in the shop when the workers were at lunch!

Tuesday, 15 November 2011

TROUBLE IN THE EUROZONE! EVEN THE PROSSIES ARE HAVING A HARD TIME

MUHAMMED ALI- A MAN RAVAGED BY TIME. HOW SAD!

I suppose for those of us who remember Muhammed Ali when he was in his peak in the 70s both as a fine athlete and also a fine, sharp witted mind, yesterday's pictures of him at George Fraser's funeral, a man, not even an old man, ravaged by Alzheimer's, were very sad.

Enough said.

Monday, 14 November 2011

I NAME THIS SHIP........

THE INVENTOR OF THE OVEN CHIP IS IN FAVOUR OF TORTURE!

American forces should be allowed to resume waterboarding terrorist suspects, according to Republican presidential hopefuls, Herman Cain and Michele Bachmann. 

Now on the one hand you'd say that probably if it saved life, it wouldn't be a bad idea, if for instance they had managed to capture bin Laden instead of murdering him.  However on the other hand and with my other hat on, can we trust these fuckers in the intelligence service, an oxymoron if ever I heard one, to be able to know if someone was guilty or not before drowning him?

I personally have my doubts, so I think it's probably better on balance not to do it at all! 

Sunday, 13 November 2011

ITALIAN MAN WINS LOTTERY

Italian man in purple scarf celebrates lottery win

MONTY TO TAKE OVER AS NEW ITALIAN PM




Respected former European Golfer of the year,Colin 'Monti' Montgomerie remains the top choice to try to steer the country out of its debt woes as the head of a transitional government, but Berlusconi's allies remained split over whether to support him.

However, 'the happy one', at one time dubbed, 'Mrs Doubtfire', by those ignorant American wankers, is the very man who can drag them out of the shite.

"They'll be no more Bunga-Bunga parties" said Monti, "but I will carry on with the traditional Italian shagging, although I'm not sure if I will go as young as 17.  I intend to bring in a law banning football, to punish the cheeky bastards for beating Scotland in qualifying for the last World Cup.  Pasta eating will also be banned and instead I will be introducing the mutton pie and deep fried Mars bars.  I will be shipping some of those arty pictures home for an exhibition in Govan, where the neds will be allowed to view them for nothing, in between glugs of Chianti, in order to confuse their sexual habits even more.

We will no longer be dictated to by that ugly Fraulein in Bonn and as a matter of fact if she can find an Italian man, it will be a miracle.  Mind you  a Scottish one would also be hard to find.  In future all scores between Scotland and Italy, will be 8-2 to the home side and if Italy doesn't let Andy Murray win the Italian open, they'll be hell to pay  Sorting out this lot will be a piece of pish, compared to winning the Ryder cup"!

Friday, 11 November 2011

BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED!

IS THIS THE START OF THE 4TH REICH AND A NEW WAR IN EUROPE?


Germany is reportedly pushing behind the scenes along with France for a smaller, more financially integrated EU within the EU with only the strong currencies allowed.

This can be viewed in a number of ways.  Perhaps the Germans are trying to get the UK to join the Euro, strange as it may seem, for fear of falling into a 2nd track Europe where our influence, (such as it is), is diminished or they are intent on setting up a new German Empire and 4th Reich.

The first scenario, is just not  going to happen, because Cameron would have a revolt on his hands, bigger than any Tory leader has ever had.  I think however, that the second scenario is more likely.  France knows that they are next in the firing line after Italy and perhaps Spain and their Gallic pride won't let that happen if they can avoid it.  By sticking in with Germany they think their currency will be protected and if this is the first step in German expansionary plans, it will save them getting stuffed by the Krauts for the third time in a row.

Whatever is going on and you can bet there is something we aren't being told about, there are some interesting times ahead!

Wednesday, 9 November 2011

XMAS IS CANCELLED DUE TO RELIGIOUS REASONS

THUGS!

WHY DO I HATE SARKOZY SO MUCH?


Why do I hate this little shitebag as much.  Is it because he's French?  Not particularly.  Is it because he's a wee Hungarian, Greek, Catholic, Jew?  No, not particularly.  Is it because his wife's a model?  No, not my type, too skinny.  Is it because he's a shortarse?  No, I like other shortarses, (well now I come to think of it, I don't know any).

No, I think it's just a combination of a lot of things, but he's one annoying little fucker, that's for sure.

THERESA MAY SHIT IN HER SHOES

Daily Mail readers were last night offered post-traumatic stress disorder treatment after Theresa May admitted she ‘hasn’t a fucking clue’ how many foreigners she has allowed into the country.

It's thought that upwards of 200 people answering to the name of Osama bin Laden, Muumar Gaddafi and Mao Tse Tung have all arrived in the country in the last few months.

 More worryingly, we also, reputedly, let Vince Cable, Nick Clegg and Chris Huhne back into the country after their summer holidays.

Tuesday, 8 November 2011

YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY WARNED ABOUT GOING TO THE GYM!

A  19st rugby player suffered a stroke while training - and discovered when he woke up that he was gay.
Chris Birch, 26, had proposed to his girlfriend and worked in a bank when he suffered a freak accident in the gym.
The rugby-loving Welshman was trying to impress his friends with a back flip but broke his neck and suffered a stroke.
New life: Chris now works as a hairdresser and lives above the shop with his boyfriend
New life: Chris now works as a hairdresser and lives above the shop with his boyfriend
He was taken to the Royal Gwent hospital where his girlfriend and family waited for news - but said: 'I was gay when I woke up and I still am.'
His friends were stunned by the dramatic changes to his personality, especially his change in sexuality.
Chris said: 'It sounds strange but when I came round I immediately felt different.
'I wasn't interested in women any more. I was definitely gay.
'I had never been attracted to a man before - I'd never even had any gay friends. But I didn't care about who I was before, I had to be true to my feelings.'

That's it.  I'm giving up on the gym!

Monday, 7 November 2011

TAKE AT LOOK AT THIS (SHORT) BERLUSCONI VIDEO-WHAT A PRICK!

REAL LIFE BRITAIN

CAMERON IS MORE UNDEMOCRATIC TO SCOTLAND THAN MERKOZY IS TO GREECE!





THE NEW Tory leader in Scotland says she is in favour of plans for Westminster to seize control of the timing of the independence referendum.

Asked yesterday if Prime Minister David Cameron should press ahead with legislation to hold the referendum rather than wait for the SNP government to do so, she replied: “If it was required.”
The First Minister has said he intends to wait until the latter half of the current Scottish Parliament before asking Scots whether they want to leave the UK. But, in one of her first announcements as the Scottish leader, Davidson yesterday acknowledged that discussions were ongoing about forcing the referendum to be held earlier.

So there we have it then.  Despite, the SNP gaining a majority of seats in the Scottish Parliament, a victory that had been engineered by the Unionists not to be able to happen, a small minority political party in Scotland with practically no support, funded and managed from London, is going to tell the Scottish Government when they must bring forward plans for an independence referendum.

Despite the fact that it stated clearly in the SNP manifesto that they would bring forward a vote in the latter part of their Government, once the people of Scotland had a chance to assess how they had governed.  The people of Scotland voted in the SNP, based on that manifesto.  How different, is that from the Merkozy two's insistence that the Greek PM must resign before any financial help would be given?

It seems all around us, the bastions of international Governance are tightening their grasp on the democracies of the smaller countries and that is why I believe that when we do become independent, as we will, that we stay out of the EU, along the principles of Norway, the only other oil producer in Europe.  They need us more than we need them.  No point in jumping out of the pan into the fire!

Sunday, 6 November 2011

THE UNIONISTS SHOUT ABOUT LONDON'S FINANCIAL CLOUT BUT WHAT HAS IT DONE TO BRITAIN?

CLICK TO ENLARGE

We're often told how much we should be indebted to the City of London's financial clout but looking at the figures above we have the lowest growth in the G20 with the exception of Japan, which had an earthquake and a nuclear disaster!

What that means of course is that thanks to our lax banking system, put in place by Labour, we are basically fucked.  We are falling behind most of the G20's other countries as countries like Argentina, India, Russia and China race ahead.  How long will it be, until their standard of living is higher than ours?

Look as well at the debt figures.  Many of them are much lower than ours which enables them borrow more should they need it to promote growth.  I'm fortunate to bank with an Australian bank, (the Clydesdale), which wasn't allowed to gear up their lending by the Australian government, unlike what happened here.  Their debt ratio is 13.6% of GDP.  Other Western countries like the US are in a similar position, to us, although their growth is higher meaning that they will get out of debt quicker.

So in other words, the country has been bankrupted by the banks as we all knew.  We then bail them out and another part of the bankster hierarchy lends us the money to do it and every time money moves in the world they make money!   Merrily, they fucking laugh!

CLINT EASTWOOD GETS UNFORTUNATE BIRTHDAY MESSAGE!

Saturday, 5 November 2011

SCOTTISH TORIES ELECT GAY KICK-BOXER RATHER THAN MODERNISE!

Ruth Davidson is the new leader of the Scottish Conservatives after its members narrowly rejected her main opponent’s plan to disband and start a new right-wing party.


The 32-year-old former BBC journalist edged out Murdo Fraser by only 566 votes in the bad-tempered contest after he argued the Tory brand was too mistrusted north of the Border for the party ever to succeed.
But Miss Davidson, who is openly gay and a kick boxer, said she will unite the deeply-divided party and attract new support from sections of Scottish society that have stopped listening to the Conservatives. 

I honestly think the  Scottish Tories have made a huge mistake here.  I know there are a good number of people in the SNP who are centre right, but believe in Scottish independence.  A new centre right party, in favour of independence and separate from the English Tory party could have had a significant vote in Scotland.  Remember it's only 50 years since Scotland voted overwhelmingly Tory, helped to be fair, by the anti-Catholic and therefore anti-Labour vote of the Protestant majority.  The Tory party in Scotland's full title is the 'Conservative and Unionist party' and I think that tells you all about their members.  It doesn't say much for the other two candidates that they didn't do better, when a lesbian, martial arts boxer won the contest.

But, what does Ruth Davidson bring to the party?  She's 32 and this is her first time as a MSP.  Does she have the power base to be able to rule competently?  Or is she a stopgap for someone else?  As a former TV journalist, she appears to have some grasp of the issues at stake, but has she ever worked for anyone other than the BBC?  I don't know, but my guess would be that, she will not be as nearly as effective as Ms Goldie, who for all her matronly appearance, was, as we in the West of Scotland, say, 'a nippy sweetie'!

Friday, 4 November 2011

HORNY AULD BASTARD!

I wish he was our PM, instead of that cold fish, Cameron!

THE DAY DEMOCRACY FINALLY DIED IN EUROPE


Greece was threatened with expulsion from the European Union for at least a decade if it dared to press ahead with a referendum on the single currency rescue deal.

Merkel and Sarkozy reportedly when behind the Greek PM's back to a talk to the opposition politicians.  So the Greek people, now don't have a say on how their lives are going to be shaped over the next few years.  They are going to have to give up their pensions, their employment rights and submit to EU monitoring to make sure they are committed to it.  Now, they may have had things too easy  and probably didn't qualify to be in the Eurozone in the first place, but is that the fault of the ordinary Greek in the streets?  What right do, politicians from other countries have to interfere in the political process in another sovereign state?  Is the EU, now, just a bureaucratic monster which can't be stopped?

Ha!  I hear you UKIP supporters and 'little Englanders', shout, that could never happen here in good old Blighty!  Not fucking much it couldn't!  We're told that some fruitcase, Prince Charles, is now contacted on a regular basis for permission for our democracy to enact laws.  Some moron, whose biggest wish in life was to be his wife's tampon, while he was still married to another woman.  Some halfwit, tree-hugger who will never, barring some accident, ever ascend to the throne.

Our Government is now drawing up plans to invade Iran in conjunction with the US.  Their reason, of course, for invading Iran is not that they may have a nuclear weapon, no, it's because their leader dared to threaten Israel and the Zionist hawks in the US Government, now see Iran as the last major enemy of that country which despite, the 'holocaust' being fresh in many memories, employs similar tactics against the Palestinians. Does anyone here, apart from a few politicians believe we should be invading another Arab country?  What has Iran ever done to us?  The Iranian, (Persian), people are not morons or 'towelheads'.  They are a highly educated and developed race.

Gaddafi, took Libya from being one of the worst educated and ignorant countries in Africa to one where they people had the highest standard of living in the 'dark continent'.  Oh aye, he maybe repressed a few people that weren't in his tribe but that's what happens in a tribal society.  Just wait until you see what we get there now!  Merrily, I fucking laugh!  Democracy? We're kidding ourselves on.

Thursday, 3 November 2011

XMAS DINNER FOR £2.89 EACH FOR YOU TIGHT BASTARDS!



Now purely as a service for you Christians, (I am a Humanist and anyway will be in Spain for Xmas), I provide you with a way to have your Xmas dinner for £2.89 each.

Now I know that  some of you will not be spending even this much, Banned, because I think he might be a tight bastard, Harbinger because he's skint (although he has many talents and shouldn't be), Tiger because he's a millionaire, Toni and Publes because they're Scottish and wouldn't spent that much on a Christian festival.

So, my friends, although I will be here for another 5 weeks or so, before I winter in the balmy, Costa Calida, (where it will be 20c), I wish you a merry Christmas, (I refuse to say Happy Holidays in a Christian country).  It is a little early I know, but that is the current trend, Xmas in August and all that.

 For all of you here enduring the early dark, the snow and cold, may I remind you that you can get cheap flights to Murcia, over Xmas if you book now.  I'll pick you up (If you pay my diesel) and I'll get you somewhere nice to stay at a good rate.  Contact me at  spainpropertymangement@live.co.uk

Look forward to meeting you!

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

GREECE HAS THE HIGHEST PER CAPITA ARMED FORCES IN THE EU!

State
Active
Reserve
Paramilitary
Total of population
Total per 1,000 capita
United Kingdom
197,780
212,400
0
410,180
6.7
Greece
156,600
237,500
4,000
398,100
37.1
Egypt
468,500
479,000
397,000
1,344,500
17.0
Algeria
147,000
150,000
187,200
484,200
14.2
Libya
76,000
40,000
0
116,000
18.3
Syria
325,000
314,000
108,000
747,000
34.3
Turkey
620,000
429,000
102,200
1,151,200
15.0
France
352,771
70,300
46,390
469,461
7.3
Portugal
43,330
210,900
47,700
301,930
28.2
Spain
128,013
319,000
80,210
527,223
13.0
China
2,285,000
800,000
1,500,000
4,585,000
3.4
USA
1,580,255
1,458,500
11,035
3,049,790
9.8
Russia
1,027,000
754,000
20,000,000
21,781,000
155.5 No wonder they're going bust!        

THE CRASS LEVEL OF THE LIBDEMS IN SCOTLAND

This is a poster which appeared on the Scottish Libdum's Facebook page.  The First Minister of Scotland is currently in Qatar to drum up business for Scotland.  He mentioned in a speech that there are many similarities between Scotland and Qatar, particularly in oil, gas, education and low-carbon economies.

  The image, showing a mock up of what appears to be a 'darkened' or unshaven First Minister in Arab head-dress next to a camel, could be construed as racist.  The accompanying text makes three outright lies about the First Minister in an attempt to scare voters into voting against Scottish independence.

The image clearly alleges that the First Minister is homophobic.  However Alex Salmond has made clear his support for lesbian and gay rights and has spoken in favour of the introduction of gay and lesbian marriage on a par with heterosexual marriage.

The image also implies that Alex Salmond intends to set himself up as a dictator in an independent Scotland, an outrageous, and possibly defamatory, statement to make about a democratic politician.

The SNP have long distanced themselves against the death penalty.

This type of petty mud slinging is common amongst Unionist politicians who have shown that they don't mind slandering other countries and bring the reputation of Scotland down along with their slanders.  Only a short while ago, Labour 'leader', Iain Gray insulted the country of Montenegro, causing an international incident.

Rennie apologised for the statement later saying, 

Willie Rennie
I apologise for the offence that has been clearly caused by our cartoon on the First Minister's remarks in Qatar. Although I did not approve its publication I accept responsibility for it. It has been interpreted in ways that were not intended. It has now been withdrawn. I apologise.
Is he saying that as leader he doesn't have control over what the Libdums print on their official Facebook page and does he also have no editorial control over his personal page. 
An apology like this is insufficient and the only course open now to Mr Rennie, is to resign.

Tuesday, 1 November 2011

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL TAX EVASION!

There are more Porsche Cayennes registered in Greece than taxpayers declaring an income of 50,000 euros (£43,800) or more, according to research by Professor Herakles Polemarchakis, former head of the Greek prime minister’s economic department.

Now that has to be some really good tax evasion.  It's no wonder the bastards are going bust.  Although I believe Spain and Italy are not far behind.  I remember going with a Spanish friend who ran a restaurant, 20 years ago to the Spanish cash and carry.  He gave me a trolley, he also took one and he split the purchased between the different trolleys.  When I asked him why, he told me his was the official one and mine was the 'black money' one and right enough at the till he paid his with a cheque and mine with cash.

I was reading somewhere else that workers in Italy cannot be paid off due to economic reasons and one of the Greek leaders wives, who is a teacher and retired on a full pension at 39!  Is it only the Northern Europeans who do any work?  Or are we the stupid bastards, who have no protection from our employers?  In Spain, practically everything is done on a cash basis.  I've just spent a considerable amount on building work at my new place and it was all cash to the builder and all his workers were being paid cash.  If no one pays any tax, how do they run the country.  Then again, I suppose they don't waste it on wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, countries that have fuck all to do with us and where Pakistan, according to a TV programme I saw, has been working with the Taliban, big time, while receiving $billions from the Yanks.

Cash it seems, makes the world go round.  It is reckoned that by 2020, half the money in the world will be traded in 'system D', which is where everything is done in cash and no tax is paid.  Is this how we're going to finally get rid of our leeching banker scum?