RYAN GIGGS IS A BASTARD, BUT THE INJUNCTION IS RIGHT.

I have been following this Giggs shite on Twatter.  Everybody and their dog knew who it was.

But was the injunction right?  I believe he had the right.  He doesn´t affect my life.  I couldn´t care less who he shags, although I think the bastard treated the silly wee lassie poorly.  What does affect me is when a politician gets a superinjunction, because for instance he has been caught shagging a goat in a Zoo.  They have some influence over my life, unlike a prick footballer.

Now I might get myself in trouble and my new found wealth may be taken from me if I recall who it was. 

OK, fuck it!  The person in question, is Gordon Brown.  Yes, that Gordon Brown.  The one who is not goimng to get the IMF job, the twat!

Hasta luego, caballeros.  Es necisito mas sol para me!

LAWS AND MURPHY ARE WANKERS AND DESERVE A GUID HANGING!

Hola Muchachos, estoy aqui en Espana BORRACHO!

It´s hard to get annoyed when you`re on holiday and I apologise for the poor state of this blog, but a couple of things annoyed me.
Firstly, how come that shirtlifting bastard Laws, only got suspended for a week from the Commons?  He should have been suspended by his BALLS with a bit of cheeesewire.  The thieving bastard!

Secondly, I saw that Jewish Catholic, Jim Murphy on Sky News this morning being interviewed about the sectarianism in Scotland and the fucker had the audacity to blame the Scottish Government.  Why doesn´t he fuck off to the land of his Irish heritage and pick some fucking tatties?  The fuckwit bastard!

Anyway, I`m back off to the pool.  I´ve been having trouble getting a Wifi connection and this little electronic soujourn is costing me a $10.

Thanks to all of you who voted for a new future for Scotland by voting SNP on May 5, but let´s get on and finish the job, by taking our own destiny into our own hands properly.

VIVA ZAPATA!

DON'T LISTEN TO OPINION POLLS!

Let me make my election pledge:  If Labour win tomorrow in Scotland, I am definitely going to emigrate, probably to Spain.  Why not?  There's heat, decent grub, diesel at £1.13 per litre.  If I could just get rid of these Dago bastards, it would be paradise.


Now I know the opinion polls are saying that Labour are going to get scutched tomorrow, but I'm too long in the tooth to believe that, so please, please, please, both votes SNP.  Elect a Government who have the interests of Scotland at heart, not what their London masters tell them.  Elect a Government that is close to the people and can be reined in when required.  Fuck me, even the Scotsman has come out in favour of the SNP, after trying to do them down for 13 years.  Wonders will never cease.  Next thing, Iain Gray will wake up one morning and find he's not a FUCKWIT!  Naw, that'll NEVER HAPPEN!

DON'T LET ME EMIGRATE! BOTH VOTES SNP!