- SCOTTISH POLITICIAN OF THE YEAR- Alec Salmond, for running a viable and useful Government
- WORST SCOTTISH POLITICIAN OF THE YEAR-Iain Gray for Labour, for the 2nd year running for being a useless prick.
- BEST BRITISH POLITICIAN-David Cameron, the bastard!
- WORST BRITISH POLITICIAN-Nick Clegg, for being a turnycoat fuckwit.
- SUCCESS OF THE YEAR-Julian Assange from Wikileaks
- FLOP OF THE YEAR- Gordon Brown-the one-eyed conniving, useless twat
- SPORTSPERSON OF THE YEAR-Lee Westwood
- SPORTSFLOP OF THE YEAR-Andy Murray for being a no-bottle prick.
- NEWSPAPER OF THE YEAR-Guardin for Wikileaks, (thanks Tris)
- BEST MEDIA SUCCESS-Wikileaks
- WORST NEWSPAPER OF THE YEAR-The Scotsman for 2nd year running for it's bias against the SNP
- BEST U.S. PERSONALITY-Sarah Palin for being a MILF and having a great pair of tits
- WORST U.S. PERSONALITY-Those fucking cheeky Senators who were noising up about the release of Megrahi
- SORRY THEY DIED-Him out of 'Boney M' who died on the same day as Rasputin in a Russian hotel. How fucking spooky is that?
- GLAD THEY'RE STILL DEAD-Pope John Paul for the 2nd year running for the genocide he caused in Africa from denying the people the use of condoms and thus letting AIDS spread
- WISH THEY HAD DIED-That bent fucker, Mandelson
- **PERSON OF THE YEAR**-Julian Assange
- **ARSEHOLE OF THE YEAR**- Choice of Gordon Brown, Nick Clegg or fucking bankers
- SORRY TO SEE THEM GOING-All the Bloggers who've packed in this year like Corrugated Soundbite, Grumpy Old Twat and in particular, Harbinger. All the best and please come back soon
- PERSONAL SUCCESS-Losing 12.5 stones and going from a morbidly fat bastard to a ordinary fat bastard.
HAPPY NEW YEAR AND ALL THE BEST AT THE BELLS TO EVERYONE WHO'S POPPED INTO THIS PILE OF SHITE AT SOME POINT DURING 2010 AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THE NEW YEAR.























