HEALTH AND SAFETY CHINESE STYLE!

EU SPENDS £124K ON SEXUAL DEVIANTS' CONFERENCE!

The European Commission has spent £124,000 on a five day conference for 200 homosexual, bisexual, transgender and "intersex" activists.

One of the many baffling sounding workshops was entitled: 'Gender and Sexuality in the Media: the problem is that there is no problem' 

As European leaders grapple with budget pressures, one arm of the European Union is continuing to party.

MPs described the conference as 'political correct drivel'.  A delegate told a D.L. reporter, "I'm neither Homosexual, Bisexual or a Ladyboy but I thought the 'Into sex' part sounded interesting, when the tickets came round the office, but it turned out to be 'Intersex' and to be honest with you although I've sat through 4 days of lectures, I still don't know what the fuck they're talking about.  Indeed after looking the fucking thing up on Wikipedia, I'm still not sure".


I used to enjoy, 'choking the chicken' quite a lot when I was younger.  I wonder if I can sue myself for abuse?


* 'choking the chicken' is a euphemism for wanking.

VISCOUNT'S DAUGHTER HARRIET HARMAN CALLS DANNY ALEXANDER A 'GINGER RODENT'!

A GINGER RODENT YESTERDAY

Deputy Labour leader Harriet Harman has attacked the Liberal Democrats, branding Chief Treasury Secretary Danny Alexander a "ginger rodent".

Ms Harman - a former equalities minister - made the comments at the Scottish Labour conference, in Oban.

DISGUSTING!  As a former equalities Minister she should know that ginger rodents have rights and feeling too.  I hope a ginger rodent sues her to the full extent of the law.  I wonder if Alexander could be the love child of Charles Kennedy and Hazel Blears?  Just asking!

NEARLY ALL THE JOBS CREATED UNDER LABOUR WENT TO IMMIGRANTS!

POLISH RECYCLING CONSULTANTS (BINMEN)

Nearly nine out of ten jobs created under Labour went to foreign-born workers, astonishing figures revealed last night. 

Official statistics showed the vast majority of the rise in the employment total under the last Government was accounted for by workers born abroad. 

Total numbers of those in work went up by two million during 13 years of Labour. But of those jobs, 1.8 million individuals were classed as ‘non-UK born’. 

Just a quarter of a million declared themselves to be born in the UK.

"BRITISH JOBS FOR BRITISH WORKERS", roared Brown.

  The one-eyed fuckwit! 

IF THAT WAS A 'SPECTACULAR SUCCESS', I'LL HATE TO SEE IT WHEN CAMERON MAKES AN ARSE OF IT!

David Cameron yesterday claimed to have achieved a "spectacular success" over European spending, despite accepting that Britain would have to hand over £430m more to Brussels next year.

I'll hate to see it when he makes an arse of it.  He wanted a freeze and now he's got a 3% increase, which was voted on 6 weeks ago.  What a prick!  I hope he wises up sharpish.  Almost makes you nostalgic for Maggie and her handbag!

101,000 STOPPED FOR TERRORISM SEARCHES AND NOT ONE ARREST!

Heavy-handed police tactics have harmed race relations, human rights groups warn

Not one person stopped and searched under anti-terrorism powers in Britain was arrested for terrorism-related offences last year, the Government's own figures show.

The alarmingly high use of random searches is more evidence of heavy-handed policing which will alienate all communities, human rights groups said yesterday.

Of those stopped, 17% were Asian and 10% were Black.

So in other words, 73% were Caucasian.  I don't know what that says about minorities saying that they are being targeted. 

But what it does mean, is that 'terrorism' or more correctly, the threat of it, has won.  If 101,000 people are being stopped in the name of terrorism and none charged, Britain has become a police state.  How is it that the police, can stop someone, with no suspicion of a crime being committed and question them about being terrorists?  If it takes you, 2-3 hours to check in for a domestic flight, the terrorists have won.  If we're spending fortunes paying for MI5, MI6 and all the rest of the state security paraphernalia and they can't stop terrorism, then the terrorist has won, or rather, the bankers who finance all this turmoil, have won. 

WHY ARE WE CUTTING IN BRITAIN BUT ARE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE EU MORE?

4 CRIMINALS YESTERDAY

David Cameron will be forced to accept a sizeable increase in Britain's contribution to European Union spending just days after calling for it to be frozen or even cut.

The Prime Minister heads to Brussels today for testing talks with other European heads of state over the EU budget amid calls from the European Parliament and the European Commission for a rise next year of 6 per cent

Mr Cameron denounced the proposed increases last week as "completely irresponsible and unacceptable" and demanded a "freeze or cut" in European spending next year.

Officials now accept that Britain will have to settle for a minimum rise of 2.9 per cent in the EU budget as suggested by the European finance ministers. The EU argues it needs the money to hire more than 300 extra staff and open new offices in New York, Beijing and Moscow.  (I told you.  He talks like a Tory, yet walks like a Libdem)!

Why the fuck are we cutting budgets in this country by 20%+, (well apart from the Department for International Aid which is going up), and yet we are paying EVEN MORE money to the spend, spend spend EU, a collection of  criminal Socialists?  Are they expecting Greece to pay more?  The accounts have not been passed by the auditors now for 13 years!  There is money being squandered left, right and centre and I for one, at least in an independent Scotland would like to see us out of it all together.  It's time we aligned ourselves politically with Norway as the only two countries and I mean Britain here until there is an independent Scotland, in western Europe, with oil.  This is not the 'club', that we thought Heath was taking us into, although I have no doubt he and the political elite at the time, knew exactly what we were getting involved with.  Scotland has had all the regional development grants we're going to get from the EU and they will increasingly see us as a 'cash cow', in the future.  As countries like Turkey, if they decide to join, are added to the European 'family', the money will be sooked out of Britain.  Get out now and govern ourselves without interference from a bunch of money bloated Bureaucrats.  

SMOKING BAN LOBBY TURN THEIR ATTENTION TO PISSING IN SWIMMING POOLS!

Smoking lobby speaks out against swimming pool pissing ban

Still smarting from the ban on smoking in public places, the tobacco industry today turned its attention to another unjustified infringement of civil liberties that it says has clear parallels to the smoking ban – the requirement that all urinators leave swimming pools if they want to enjoy a piss.

‘Let’s be clear,’ said a spokesman for British American Tobacco, ‘damage to the cigarette business was never our primary concern about the smoking ban. What keeps us awake at night is the nanny state’s gradual erosion of the rights of the individual. It’s cigarettes in pubs one day, pissing in pools the next. There is a clear trend towards the banning of all sociable pastimes, and we cannot stand idly by and watch.’

‘The medical evidence put forward to support this outrageous ban is partial and contradictory,’ insisted a spokesman for grass-roots organisation FORESP, Freedom Of Right to Enjoy Swimming-pool Pissing. ‘Many doctors are certain that there are no harmful effects whatsoever from swimming in a pool full of someone else’s urine, and to appease the few whingers we all have our fundamental right to piss in public pools infringed. It’s a pleasant, warm feeling and does no-one any harm, for goodness sake!’

However, leisure centres up and down the country are adamant that a ban on pissing in pools is essential if they are to protect employees such as lifeguards and swimming instructors from the harmful effects of what doctors are calling ‘passive pissing’. ‘These people have the right to get on with their jobs without being exposed to second-hand urine,’ said David Nicholson, Chief Executive of the NHS. ‘I’m not saying we should ban pissing all together – that would be uncomfortable for everyone – but all the evidence suggests that pissing can lead to health problems in the long term, and floating yellow slicks in the short term.’

But if authorities are to tackle the harm caused by pissing, many believe they need to challenge the widely-held view that it is acceptable to empty your bladder in public swimming baths.

‘It was having kids that changed my perspective,’ said one former pisser, Gordon Renfrew. ‘I quit eight years ago. It was tough at first – I missed the warmth and camaraderie.  still get the urge from time to time, especially if I’m out swimming with friends who still piss, but I’d never go back to it. That said,I have been known to nip into the toilets to have a sneaky little slash in the basins. Just to be sociable, like'.

More at newsbiscuit.com

JUST HOW STUPID ARE THE PEOPLE OF BRITAIN?

The Conservatives have lost their lead in the opinion polls for the first time since the election.

According to a new Populus poll, Labour was one point ahead of the Conservatives on 38 per cent, a rise of one point since September. The Tories have seen their ratings fall two points to 37 per cent in a month.

Is it just me, or are the people of Britain,  really fucking thick?  Have they been fed so much, Eastenders, Lady GaGa shite, that their brains have ceased to function?  Do they have a point in the States?  Is the fluoride in our water supply, slowly killing our brain cells?  These fuckers should be polling about 11% with only the benefit cheats and criminals, voting for them.

Labour, for any of you who were out of the country for the last 13 years, led the most totalitarian Government, this country has ever seen.  We as yet, are still taking a massive sigh of relief.  Not to mention, once more, following true to form and bankrupting the country, like every Labour Government does eventually.  Oh, you can talk about sub prime mortgages in the States and if you think that was the cause, good for you.  There are some of us however who think, that the real cause was the lax regulation of the banking system, which as yet has still to be reined in properly and I'm not sure that old sweetie wife, Vince Cable, has the balls to do it, or even more to the point if the banks will let him!  Because, don't kid yourself, what with big business, the EU and the banking moguls, Democracy is dead in this country.

THE GOYIM, (GENTILES) MUST DIE!

“GOYIM HAVE NO PLACE IN THE WORLD”

“Gentiles need to die….goyim have no place in the world.”  This was part of a rambling diatribe of racist slurs heard on Israel’s Channel 10 this weekend,  The perpetrator?  Leader of the Israeli Sephardic community, Rabbi Ovadia Yosef, founder of the Shas Party, part of the Likud coalition headed by Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.

This isn’t the first time Rabbi Yosef has said these things.  The immensely popular Likudist Rabbi, when not calling for the slaughter of Palestinians or advocating the destruction of Christianity, offers recipes, marriage tips and lots of advice on how Jews can rule the world as the new “master race.”  Nearly every day now, the world is subjected to one claim or another by a “spiritual” leader in Israel.  One day it’s “G-d created the planet ONLY for Jews” or the continual diatribes against Christianity, “Jesus was a criminal and liar,  spending eternity in excrement and his mother, Mary, was a whore.”  This one is repeated so often it is tiring. 

I have been told that I go on about Jews too often, so for a change I'm not going to add anything.  The link is there, or here, if you want to use it.


h/t to Culthulan's blog

THE COALITION TALK LIKE TORIES BUT WALK LIKE LIBDEMS!

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The Prime Minister told business leaders the planned immigration cap will not ‘impede’ companies recruiting skilled foreign staff.  David Cameron opened the door to a new wave of immigration yesterday by signalling that the Government will let businesses bring in more staff from overseas.

His words brought claims that the Tories are watering down their tough stance on new arrivals to placate the Liberal Democrats.  Critics also warned that a Brussels trade deal with India, currently being drawn up, would lead to ‘British jobs for Indian workers’.  Under the terms of the deal, Indian companies could transfer staff to the UK with no limit on numbers and no guarantee that the jobs would first be offered to homegrown experts.  That could see thousands of Indian workers flock to the UK, making it far more difficult for the Government to keep a stranglehold on numbers.

The Prime Minister is poised to give a new EU treaty the go-ahead, in return for a deal to cap the Union’s budget, sources say.  

David Cameron has signalled that he will back French and German calls for a limited treaty to deal with the fallout of the economic crisis – a move which will infuriate many Tories.

Despite a pledge to hold a referendum on any new treaty, the deal could be pushed through next year without a public vote.

It seems to me that the Coalition are talking tough and yet like all the centrist parties over the last 18 years or so, they are caving in and not doing their job, or at least, pretending to do their job, of sticking up for the ordinary people of Britain and for those who elected them.

I suppose the combination of left of centre, tree-huggers and supposed right of centre Thatcherites was always going to be a Government of which expectations were low.  But to have acquiesced,  just this quickly, will have taken some of their supporters by surprise.  Be afraid for what you vote for, it may find you out!

SHOULD SAME SEX COUPLES ADOPT CHILDREN?

It's time more gay men became dads

There's never been a better, or easier, time to do it. So why do gay men remain reluctant to start families?

There's never been a better time for gay men to start a family in Britain. The law is now on their side. And recent Cambridge University researchfor Stonewall shows children with same-sex parents enjoy the same quality of upbringing as those from other families.

Slowly but surely, prejudices around gay men raising children are being disproven. But just 60 of the 3,200 children who were adopted in England in the year ending 21 March were adopted by male same-sex couples – less than 2%. Still, this is progress – the figure is up from 30 children adopted by gay male couples in 2007.


I came across this shite in the Guardian.  Do STONEWALL  for one moment think research that they have paid for at a British University is going to turn round and tell us what 95% of the population knows, i.e. that two Homosexual men bringing up a kid is not fucking natural, and if it did, would they tell us?


Children are supposed to be brought up in a loving male/female family and it's time we stood back and told the people, who are pervading our society with this Marxist crap, that enough is enough.  If they are brought up in a one parent family, there are often reasons for that and although not ideal, many kids grow up supported by loving parents.  One of my neighbour's daughters is a Lesbian and she is pregnant by insemination and intends to bring up the child with her partner.  That is also wrong and I fell out with her mother for telling her so, when it came up in casual conversation.


It will soon be, there will be no bastard talking to me!

THAT BASTARD TOMMY SHERIDAN SHAGGED MY GOAT!

The orange WHOREMASTER and his WHORE!

What a week it has been in the High Court in Glasgow.

Three-in-a-bed sex, one woman and four men in a side room off a swingers' bar, three women and six men in a nearby house, not to mention a walk through the snow to a tanning parlour. Tommy Sheridan – one of Scotland's most controversial politicians and CHAMPAGNE SOCIALIST – and his wife Gail are accused of perjury during a 2006 libel case and the results have veered between farce and high drama.

Now the MOET MARXIST, Sheridan, has been accused of shagging a goat in Ireland belonging to a Mr Paddy McGinty.  "Sure now, is there anything safe from this Whoremaster", says Mr McGinty.

"The fucker was driving through Limerick on his way to Cork, when he saw my goat stood standing there, himself, in a field and the dirty bastard had to get out of his car and fecking shag it, and him there with his trollop sitting in the car faffing with her nails, to be sure", an obviously enraged Mr McGinty told the court yesterday, adding "and him with that big, orange cock too, he's fair spoilt Ginny, (the goat's name), from getting a shagging from an IRISHman, to be sure now, she's got a fanny the size of the MERSEY TUNNEL"!

The trial continues next week, when the prosecution hope to call a sheep called Sandra, from Inverness.

SMELL OF FRYING BACON OFFENDS PASSING MUSLIMS-IT'S STARTED!

Cafe fan banned in case smell of bacon offends Muslims

A cafe owner was ordered to remove an extractor fan because the smell of her frying bacon offended passing Muslims.

A cafe owner was ordered to remove an extractor fan because the smell of her frying bacon offended passing Muslims. 

Planning officials acted against Beverley Akciecek, 49, after being told her next door neighbour's Muslim friends had felt ''physically sick'' due to the ''foul odour.''

The fan has been in Beverley's Snack Shack takeaway in the Shaw Heath area of the town for the past three years.

And the mother-of-seven whose husband Cetin, 50, is himself a Turkish Muslim work more than fifty hours a week buying, preparing and cooking hot and cold sandwiches and hot-pots for their customers.

But neighbour Graham Webb-Lee complained that his Muslim friends refused to visit him because they ''can't stand the smell of bacon.''

And councillors at Liberal Democrat run Stockport Council in Greater Manchester ruled the 'odours given off from the vent were unacceptable for neighbouring residents.

This is what happens when you let in multi-cuturalism.  Next thing they'll be Muslims on the Licensing boards turning down the application from pubs for longer hours and then the pubs will have their licenses taken away and then...........

WE'RE LIED TO AGAIN ABOUT THE ROYALS-WHAT MUGS WE ARE!

The Queen stands to gain millions of pounds a year in extra funding, even as the rest of the country suffers from swingeing Government cuts, it emerged yesterday.

The Royal Household’s budget is set to rocket under an overhaul that will see the sovereign share in the profits from the immensely lucrative Crown Estate for the first time in 250 years.

The royals are expected to benefit annually from a 15 per cent slice of the £6.6billion property portfolio’s profits when the new ‘sovereign support grant’ is introduced, Treasury sources revealed last night.

The Queen and Prince Philip at Ascot Racecourse, part of the Crown Estate

The revelations contrast with the 14 per cent cut in the Queen’s budget announced by Chancellor George Osborne during Wednesday’s spending review. 

Courtiers spoke of how the Royal Family would be tightening its belt in line with the rest of the country, as it was revealed the £30million annual Government grant is to be frozen at that level until 2012 with only a £1million one-off supplementary payment to cover the extra costs of the Diamond Jubilee in 2012.

But in fact the change is thought likely to give a significant boost to the royal coffers once it comes into effect in 2013. 

Even during the economic downturn 15 per cent of profits from the portfolio would have yielded more money than the Queen’s current Government funding, and once the economy recovers the revenues should far outstrip it.

Why the fuck are we going to give the Queen around a BILLION POUNDS?

Can anyone tell me, when are we going to get off our fucking big, fat arses, stop watching shite like the X factor and do something about the devious, lying, political class in this country.  We are constantly lied to about, 'how we are all in it together', while it is fucking painfully obvious that we're not.  Now don't get me wrong.  I have nothing against having a Prime Minister who is a millionaire.  I certainly would rather have someone 'ruling' the country who had been to private school and University than a fucking postman, even if he's never had a proper job.  A millionaire doesn't have to thieve and lie like Blair has, because he already has a few bob and in theory he can get on with running the country, at least to the extent his banking masters let him.

Yes it's time we were out on the streets, like the French.  Not to protest about pensions, but to change this so called 'democracy' to one that is designed to serve us, not their masters in some dark room somewhere.  Hanging every third MP would be a good start and might concentrate the minds of the rest!