2689% APR! HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH THAT!

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Typical 2689% APR

Can anyone tell me why the Government or the bank of England or whoever lets them get away with charging 2689% APR, when the Bank of England charges 1%.  Unbelievable!

WILL HISTORY GIVE BLAIR THE SAME STATURE AS THATCHER?

Will history treat Blair as kindly as Maggie Thatcher?  There are similarities.   They both took us into two wars,  For Thatchers part it was the Falklands and the first Gulf War.  Blair, Iraq and Afghanistan.  Although in Thatcher's case it was to engage aggression, Blair's were purely for oil.  Both fought terrorists.  Thatcher, the IRA, Blair, Al Qeada.  Both had scandals involving bent politicians, I.E. them all.  


There are differences too.  Blair resigned although he was nudged gently out.  Thatcher was axed by the men who she trusted.  Blair has used all his time since his retiral to enrich himself and his family.  Thatcher retired to private life having given her best to the country.  Blair's Government left us in financial disarray ultimately through loose regulation of the Banks.  Thatcher's Government understood the economy and left us with an economy in excellent shape.  Blair is hated by the right, Thatcher by the left.


But the main difference IMHO is, that Thatcher was a Stateswoman and Blair was a criminal.

OFFENSIVE APPLE APP IS BANNED IN ITALY! ARE THEY RIGHT?

Italy's tourism minister has demanded that Apple remove the "offensive" What Country app from its online store after the travel guide described the Italy as the home of "pizza, the Mafia and scooters". 

The mafia sign used by Apple that has caused outrage in Italy

The application, which can be downloaded to iPhones, iPads and iPods, characterises each nation with words and images; Italy is summed up with a road sign which reads "Mafia parking only".

England is characterised by "tea, weird sense of humour, football hooligans and rain", while Germany is summed up with "beer, discipline and autobahns". China is reduced to "overpopulation, kung fu, Great Wall, Tibet and tea ceremony", while the most defining characteristics of the US are "melting pot, hamburger and the American dream".

Scotland is described as a land of mountains with lochs and soaring eagles.  A land of poets, artists and great thinkers.  A country that has spawned some of the world's greatest inventions and medicines.  It just a pity, they've got to live next to those fucking arseholes!

Are they right?

RYDER CUP TAINTED BY CRASS IRISH BOOKIE!

Moronic Irish bookie, Paddy Power, threatened the Ryder Cup today with a crass advertising hoarding.

  The Pricks!

DAVID MILIBAND TO QUIT FRONTLINE POLITICS-YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!

DAVID, (HUFFY),  MILIBAND TO QUIT FRONLINE POLITICS-YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST IN YOUR SUPER, SOARAWAY DARK LOCHNAGAR!  http://darklochnagar.blogspot.com/2010/09/jewish-marxists-have-finally-taken-over.html

EX-PRESIDENT BUSH STILL PLANNING MANNED MISSION TO MARS!

DALLAS—Speaking from his home in Dallas, former president George W. Bush told reporters Tuesday that when he's not busy giving lectures or writing his memoirs, he spends most of his spare time working on the manned mission to Mars he proposed in January 2004.

Enlarge ImageBush goes over some of the statistics on surviving in a prolonged low-light environment.

"This is genuinely important to me," said Bush, looking over sketches of potential rocket systems he had drawn up while waiting for his oil to be changed at a service station earlier this week. "I wasn't kidding when I announced a plan to get us to Mars, by God, and I intend to finish what I started. That's why I try to carve out a little time before lunch and after dinner to work on this important interplanetary initiative."

"It's a big project," Bush added. "Lots of little details to work out."

"It came to me last week, while I was tending the tomatoes that the spaceship people could grow their own food, but then it struck me, well, where would they take a shit?  I'm going to phone my buddy, Tony Blair, to see is he can help because he knows all about shit!

LIBERTY CHALLENGE ENTRY VISA REQUIREMENTS FOR WIVES TO BE ABLE TO SPEAK ENGLISH

 Here was me not going to rant tonight and look what I came across!

Home Office plans to introduce an English language test for those coming to Britain to marry UK citizens could breach human rights and race relations laws, according to leading human rights lawyers. A legal opinion by  Matrix Chambers, said the decision to impose the test from November has more to do with reducing the number of immigrants to Britain than minimising abuse.

The Matrix legal opinion was commissioned by the human rights group Liberty. Its director, Shami Chickenkebabi, warned that the opinion would form the basis of a high court challenge if the tests, which will affect more than 25,000 spouses a year, go ahead.

And your point is...?  Immigrants coming here who can't speak English is a breach of our Human Rights in this country.  There are thousands if not millions in this country who can't speak English and have no intention of learning it.  And you're right, I'm thinking particularly of Asian families.  So if they don't want to integrate into British society and adopt the host culture, then they shouldn't be coming here!

POOR OLD SCOTLAND-WE NEVER GET THE LEADERS AT WESTMINSTER WE VOTE FOR!

Poor old Scotland.  We vote Labour at the General Election we get the English Tories and Libthingies with Cameron and Clegg.  Scotland votes overwhelmingly for David Miliband and we get his young brother, Red Ed.  (Results)


Never mind.  In May we will be able to vote for a party who only has got Scotland's future at heart.  The SNP!  SCOTLAND'S PARTY.

THE PRINCE AND HIS FROG-A TALE OF TWO DIDDIES!

THE PRINCE

THE FROG

So the Marxist boy Prince has got his sycophant Scottish Frog.
The second of the two diddies, the frog, says that, "Mr Ed", that nice talking horse from that TV programme I watched with Mummy, gets Scotland!  But does Scotland get 'Red Ed'?  The frog, says that economic growth and unemployment are worse in Scotland.  Maybe that's because Scotland hasn't got control over it's own economy, to pull us out of the shite, you and your fucking diddy men delivered us, froggy!  "Mr Ed, says that if I'm a good froggy, he'll let me down softly when he introduces minimum pricing for alcohol into the Labour Manifesto", smiles Mr Frog.  I wonder why, 'the Big Bad Wolf, Murphy, wasn't so fulsome in his praise?

TIME WE HAD SOMEONE IN CHARGE OF ROYAL EXPENSES!

In these austere times when hard-pressed families are having to cut back on the basics of life, it is obscene that we are paying for improvements like the above for the world's richest woman.  These items are for the Queen's private apartments and as such, she should be paying for them.  Full stop.

GOSSIP-DAVID BECKAM'S WHORE, THE FIRST PICTURES! *Sorry I've been asked to add 'Allegedly' by my Solicitors

WHY WOULD BECKHAM WHEN HE IS MARRIED TO SOMEONE WITH SUCH A VOLUMPTIOUS FIGURE AS POSH SPICE, DALLY WITH THIS GIRL?

COUNCILS NOT BEING ALLOWED TO BREAK IMMIGRATION CAP. GOOD!

A SOCIAL WORKER FROM CANADA.  I THINK.

Councils are being prevented from hiring vitally needed social workers from outside the European Union after the introduction of a temporary immigration cap.

UK Border Agency documents reveal it is turning down applications from local authorities to employ qualified social workers from outside the EU. An interim limit of 24,100 non-EU skilled workers entering the country before April next year was imposed in July, ahead of a permanent immigration cap.

Quite right too.  You are not trying to tell me that there are not, eminently qualified unemployed people in this country, that could  be trained as social workers very quickly.  There are millions on the dole, including many graduates in social science and the country has more than enough immigrants as it is.  ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

BUSINESSMAN BRICKS UP BANK'S ENTRANCE!

A businessman angry at the reluctance of banks to lend money to small firms today bricked up the front door of a Barclays in protest.

Cameron Hope, a property developer, used breeze-blocks to build an 8ft by 4ft wall directly in front of the entrance to the bank.

Mr Hope, 59, was joined by other local business owners who say they have had trouble getting money out of banks in order to run their companies.

The protesters waved placards and banners proclaiming 'robbed by the banks we own' and 'make the banks lend' during the stunt at Barclays in Bournemouth, Dorset.

Members of the public voiced their support along with passing motorists who sounding their horns.

Good on you mate, it's time we were all out on the streets protesting.  It's the only thing that scares those bastard politicians!

THE JEWISH MARXISTS HAVE FINALLY TAKEN OVER THE LABOUR PARTY!

KARL MARX

Near to where the Arch Revolutionary,  Karl Marx, lies in Highgate Cemetery, London is the grave of Samuel Miliband, Ed Miliband's Grandfather.
Samuel Miliband, although a Jewish Pole, fought against Poland for the Russian revolutionary Red Army.  Half of the twelve man members of the the Communist Party Central Committee, were Jews.  This in a country which only had a five percent Jewish population.  Winston Churchill remarked in 1920:


"There is no need to exaggerate the part played in the creation of Bolshevism and in the actual bringing about of the Russian Revolution by these international and for the most part atheistical Jews. It is certainly a very great one; it probably outweighs all others. With the notable exception of Lenin, who is only half Jewish, the majority of the leading figures are Jews. Moreover, the principal inspiration and driving power comes from the Jewish leaders. In the Soviet institutions the predominance of Jews is even more astonishing".


Ed Miliband's Father, Adolphe and his Grandfather managed to escape from Warsaw before the Nazis got there, although obviously the majority didn't and entered Britain, illegally, with forged papers. After the war, Ed Miliband's father, rather than expressing his gratitude to Britain, joined the Marxist party eventually marrying a Jewess, (Jewish children take their religion from the mother) and studied at the London School of Economics, a hotbed of leftist ideas in that period.  Ed Miliband took after his father and also studied there.


The point of all this rambling is that, it is my assertion that Russia, unable to defeat the West, militarily or economically has decided to take the softly, softly approach and strike at our soft underbelly, that great British notion for fair play and now we have a Marxist leader of the Labour Party, elected by the Unions and the likes of Bob Crow with possibly his halfwit brother in another high ranking job.  If they manage to talk to each other again!

ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY ADVOCATES GAY PRIESTS!

The Archbishop of Canterbury has said he has "no problem" with gay people being bishops but they must remain celibate.

I don't pretend to know much about a religion which has the head Honcho wearing a nice wee purple dress, but I would have thought if you're going to allow homosexual priests, you've got to let them bugger one another.

'GREEN' QUANGOS TO BE AXED!

More than 30 ‘green’ quangos are facing the axe and the budget for communities will be slashed by a third after George Osborne signed off massive cuts to two departments.

Environment Secretary Caroline Spelman and Communities and Local Government Secretary Eric Pickles yesterday agreed with the Treasury on how to slash spending in their departments.

The two ministers, dubbed the ‘King and Queen of quango cuts’ in Whitehall, impressed the Chancellor with their willingness to axe expensive bodies.

If they're axing 'GREEN' quangos, what about getting rid of that twat that turns green when he gets angry?  While they're at it, they might as well axe that jolly fucker, that sells the corn.  WHAT ABOUT PUTTING PICKLES ON A FUCKING DIET?  THAT SHOULD SAVE A FEW BOB!

WAS CLEGG RIGHT TO CRITICISE AHMEDINEJAD OVER 9/11?

CLEGGY ADDRESSES THE U.N.

The Organ-Grinder's Monkey, Nick Clegg, addressed the UN today, criticising the claim by Iran's President Ahmedinejad's claim that 9/11 was a CIA/George Bush/Mossad production by Netanyahu, directed by A. Zionist.


I am in the middle of evaluating all the evidence and there seems to be so much it takes it out of the realm of CONSPIRACY THEORIES, IMHO.  However I'm sure most people who come on here have looked at the evidence for themselves and now even many Americans have their doubts as to what happened that fateful day.  One thing which is not in doubt, is that the Hawks in the U.S. administration and George Bush in particular,  had chance to finish, 'what his Pappy started' in Iraq and subsequently in Afghanistan.  Their is no doubt in my mind that due to prompting from the Zionists in Israel, Iran will be invaded.  Iran is no Iraq and the casualties on both sides will be enormous.


I just hope Nick doesn't end up with Clegg on his face!

NUDE PAINTING OF SARAH PALIN!

FUCK ME!  SOME TWAT IN ALASKA PAINTED THIS ON HIS PUB DOOR!

ONLY 1.5% IN BRITAIN ARE HOMOSEXUAL OR LESBIAN. FUCK ME!

JOIN THE HETEROSEXUAL MARCH IN NOTTING HILL ON 23.11.10

"Almost three-quarters of a million adults in the UK say they are gay, lesbian or bisexual according to the first attempt by the Office of National Statistics (ONS) to quantify the shirtlifting population. The findings show that an estimated 480,000 people consider themselves gay or lesbian, and a further 245,000 said they were bisexual.

These figures estimate that Britain's gay community accounts for 1.5 per cent of the total population – much lower than previous estimates".

Well, if that's the case, there's something wrong with this blog.  I thought I had a huge, throbbing homosexual presence behind me.  I thought they were rampant! Because, every time I do a post on JennyWillox, I get someone who votes, 'pish' in the comments section.  It rips the arse off me!  So it looks like the huge homosexual following I thought I had, isn't as big as I thought it was.  Good, that means that I don't have to treat them in a

sensitive way, with kid gloves, like I have in the past.


Footnote: It struck me as I promoted this post on Twatter, is this another thing that we have had pushed onto us as being the norm?  For years we've been told that one in every seven men is a homosexual.  I always doubted that figure and now, it's confirmed, (The Independent, BTW).  Over the last 40 years or so, we've had so many things, that we are told by the powers that be, are normal.  Homosexuality, immigrants, Jews liking Christians, the get rich quick culture, power of big business and in particular, the supermarkets, Gangsta Rap shite, Protestants liking Catholics, Politicians working for the common good, corrupt politicians, get famous quick, etc, etc, etc.  All the things we argue and agree on here about.  Hopefully most of us on here with the exception of that Anonymous fucker, are able to think for ourselves and when someone says, "Yeh, but that's normal now", we can tell them to fuck, the fuckety,  fuck, off!

THE SHITHOUSE IS LIKE A SHITHOUSE SAYS ENGLISH ORGANISER!

New pictures released today have revealed the full horrid squalor facing competitors arriving at the Commonwealth Games athletes' village.

The pictures, taken by a D.L. undercover reporter, show dirty bathrooms, exposed electricity cables, bedsheets covered in animal footprints, and flooding in filthy toilets and basins.

Geoffrey Smithers who is there checking out the English Athletes' accommodation says the shithouses are like shithouses.  Hamish McDonald for the Scots says the shitehouses are like shitehouses, whilst Dai Jones for the Welsh says, there's lovely, Boyo!  The toilets are all done in a lovely marble, which is nice since the Welsh athletes are used to outside toilets ,like the one below:

So they're very happy Welsh Bunnies!

RESIDENTS COMMITTEE IN TORBAY TO SUE UGLY BIN SPINSTER!

With its rows of smart semis in the heart of the ‘English Riviera’, it should be a delightful place to live.

But according to houseproud Judie Chisholm, the green wheelie bins that now line her road all week round as far as the eye can see have ‘wrecked all kerb appeal in one fell swoop’.

So dire is the blight of the ‘unsightly and bulky’ bins that she claims her £200,000 three-bedroom home has been devalued by £5,000.  She is suing Torbay Council.

However, in a surprising move last night, Torbay Residents Council have decided to sue Ms Chisholm for being such an UGLY, DYKE BASTARD and scaring prospective buyers away from their properties.

HAVE THE COALITION LOST THE PLOT OVER INTERNATIONAL AID?

Clegg and Ban ki Moon discuss their investment portfolio at the UN

I must be a right stupid twat!  I thought we were bust.  But it seems that those fuckwits in the Coalition have loadsa  money for foreign aid while they make cuts at home.
They have promised to RAISE foreign aid from £7,400,000,000 to £10,000,000,000 by 2013, (that's billions BTW, Anonymous, I know you're a bit slow on the uptake).
Now maybe it's me, but I think when the country is doing well, then you can increase foreign aid, but are you really telling me they want to cut Disability Living Allowance so that someone with a severe disability gets less, to give it to some Fucking African President to swell his Swiss bank account?

GET RID OF THE BLACK TWAT AND GET PALIN IN!

She would be the first American President, I would shag!

IT TELLS YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT THE SCOTTISH LEGAL SYSTEM

Sheriffs in Edinburgh have lost their battle to rejig the pecking order of a traditional procession which signifies the new legal term.

The row over legal protocol of the annual Kirking of the Judges saw sheriffs boycott Tuesday's ceremony.

Each year, judges, sheriffs, and advocates make their way from the Supreme Court to St Giles Cathedral.  Traditionally advocates follow judges in the walk, but this year sheriffs wanted to move up the rank.  They attend the service to be blessed for the new legal session.  This year the Lord President ruled the status quo should be retained prompting the sheriffs boycott.

My first question would have to be, why are we still indulging in this pish in the 21st century?  These fuckwits will all be on a lot more than £100k per year, many earning more than the First Minister and indeed the Prime Minister.  Their intellectual capabilities are well displayed by that twat with the ridiculous sideburns, who was the Rangers F.C. Director.  He is earning nearly £500,000 per year, most of it from us in legal aid payments.  I better not mention the fucker's name in case he sues me!

Instead of worrying whereabouts they're placed on the church parade, they would be better looking into the injustices which go on in Scotland on a daily basis, one of the most appalling being the 'Holly Greig' case or maybe holding a judicial revue into why thousands of square miles of Scotland's territorial waters, have mysteriously become part of England's.  If you stand in St Andrews and look out to sea, those are English territorial waters.  Get it sorted, you Jennywillox!