Sunday, 28 February 2010

ISLAMIC RADICALS ARE INFILTRATING THE LABOUR PARTY


A Labour minister, Jim Fitzpatrick, says his party has been infiltrated by a fundamentalist Muslim group that wants to create an “Islamic social and political order” in Britain.

The Islamic Forum of Europe (IFE) — which believes in jihad and sharia law, and wants to turn Britain and Europe into an Islamic state — has placed sympathisers in elected office and claims, correctly, to be able to achieve “mass mobilisation” of voters.
"They are acting almost as an entryist organisation, placing people within the political parties, recruiting members to those political parties, trying to get individuals selected and elected so they can exercise political influence and power, whether it’s at local government level or national level,” he said.

These groups must be stopped now from trying to take over British Life as we know it.  They are determined to bring about SHARIA LAW.  They can sway the votes in many parts of the country.  For instance consider the election of George Galloway at the last election.  The IFE were reputedly behind his success.  Dealing with them like we normally do is not enough.  They must be thrown out of 'normal' political parties and made to form their own where their radical ideas will wilt in the heat of voter scrutiny.

MICHAEL MARTIN'S LAST GASP, SECRET, PRESENT TO MPs

h/t G.O.T.

DISGRACED MPs will retain their privileged access to the House of Commons even after losing their seats in parliament.

Almost all will be entitled to a parliamentary pass for life as a result of a secret ruling by Michael Martin, the former "GORBALS MICK".   The ruling could help departing MPs to market their continuing connections with parliament to political lobbyists. Former members are forbidden from using the pass for lobbying, but there are no safeguards to stop them doing so, so we know what that means!  Sir Alistair Graham, former chairman of the committee for standards in public life, the parliamentary watchdog, said: “Access to parliament provides an incentive for lobbyist companies to employ ex-MPs.”

With over 12.5% of ALL LOBBYISTS being ex-MPs, why doesn't this Parliamentary Watchdog do something about it?  Or is it just the usual, ONE RULE FOR US AND ANOTHER FOR THEM?

Saturday, 27 February 2010

FATHER STOPPED FROM TAKING PHOTO OF SON, 4, IN CASE HE WAS A PAEDOPHILE


A father was stopped from taking a photo of his son on a children's train ride after an over-zealous security guard accused him of being a paedophile.



Kevin Geraghty-Shewan, 48, was approached by the guard after he took the picture of his four-year-old son Ben on the toy engine outside a shop. He was then threatened with arrest after refusing to hand his mobile phone containing the picture after a row with a policeman.

Just what is this fucking country coming to?  We are SO UP OUR OWN COLLECTIVE ARSE with PC legislation that it is no longer possible to live a normal life as our parents would have recognised it.

We have to get rid of this STINKING, PILE, OF PUTRID, LABOUR SHITE AND GET ON WITH A NORMAL LIFE!

RAT ON A PLANE-200 PASSENGERS EVACUATED AFTER RODENT FOUND ON TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHT



More than 200 passengers were ordered off a plane moments before it was due to take off after a large rat was discovered on board.


The RAT was later found to be Jim Murphy M.P., of Eastwood, Glasgow, Scotland.

GREEK DEPUTY PM-WE'RE SKINT BECAUSE THE NAZIS TOOK OUR GOLD!

Nazi theft of Greek gold during the Second World War is to blame for the country's faltering finances, Athens claimed yesterday. It came as new protests about the economy turned violent.  Greece said the real culprit for its problems were the Nazis, whose occupation lasted from 1941 to 1945.


 Theodoros Pangalos says Germany has no right to criticise Greece over its debt crisis when it's still suffering from the Nazi occupation, while Angela Merkel has ignored appeals to help the debt-ridden nation.  'They took away the Greek gold that was at the Bank of Greece, they took away the Greek money and they never gave it back,' said Deputy prime minister Theodoros Pangalos.  'I don't say they have to give back the money necessarily but they have at least to say "thanks".'


It was the same with SCOTLAND.  Edward the first of England took our gold in 1291 and at today's values it is valued at £67 billion, which coincidentally is our share of the UK NATIONAL DEBT.  FUNNY THAT.

Friday, 26 February 2010

THE "ENGLISH" ARE INSULTED BY THE BELGIUMS!


UPDATE: VAN RUMPY-PUMPY MAKES GRAB FOR NEW POWERS!


After NIGEL FARAGE, the UKIP MEP, made an  outspoken attack on Van Rompuy, The European President, calling him amongst other things a "wet rag" and insinuating that he had less personality than a limp lettuce leaf, the Belgians have retaliated by calling the ENGLISH, (n.b. the English not the British)  the following:


"These English do not have any culture. When one visits museums it is Germans, Spanish, Italians, Scots and French you see. The English 'get more' by asking for beer in low bars where after they have been you cannot visit the toilet because they piss on the ground. You can recognise an Englishman by his football shirt on a prominent paunch and his stupid shaved head like a Cancer victim who is undergoing CHEMOTHERAPY.(Nasty! Ed) His only reading is The Sun, in BELGIUM we only use such newspapers to wipe our arse after a good feed of FRENCH FRIES avec le Mayonaisse and their guns made a mess of our lovely Belgique landscape in the First War." wrote one Libre Belgique reader on Thursday morning.  "The English are cretins, whose arrogance is only equalled by their mediocrity of spirit and their Queen is an old WHORE who is married to a GREEK WHOREMASTER who's children married whores like Diana"! (This is the full text which was redacted by the Telegraph)


WELL, my English brothers,  HOW ARE YOU GOING TO RESPOND TO THAT!

Thursday, 25 February 2010

SEX MAD PRIEST ADVERTISED HIS BODY FOR SALE AS PROSTITUTE!

A Spanish priest has been sacked after it emerged he advertised himself as a male prostitute on the Internet and spent church funds on telephone sex and Internet pornography.


It is alleged that he spent up to 17,000 euros (£15,000) to fund his addiction to sex and pornography. Samuel Martin Martin, 27, the priest of two small parishes in the central province of Toledo, posted images of himself posing in grey underpants and said he was available for sex sessions with women and couples for 120 euros an hour.
Calling himself Hector, the priest described himself in an online advertisement as: "Heterosexual man for women and couples. Real photos. Well hung (15cm) to give you pleasure and happiness."

His parishioners are outraged, but I would rather he was doing this than interfering with CHOIRBOYS as has been the custom in other parts of the world!

SHOP SELLING 'ANYONE BUT ENGLAND' WORLD CUP SHIRTS ARE WARNED BY POLICE


A company selling "Anyone but England" T-shirts for this year's World Cup has rejected suggestions it is racist after police in Aberdeen visited its store.  Police warned Slanj, which also has stores in Glasgow and Edinburgh, that a window display featuring the shirt could cause offence.

Grampian officers advised a store worker to consider whether the display was appropriate and should be removed.  Ross Lyle, from the company, said: "To be honest we're absolutely flabbergasted.  "We have been selling this T-shirt for the past three months and we've had a great response.  "Even the English people who come into the store think it's a laugh and just a bit of tongue-in-cheek football banter.

Aye, I suppose it is a 'bit of a laugh' and twenty years ago, I would have been at the front of the queue to buy one.  But I may surprise a few people when I say that I think we in Scotland with some degree of autonomy from England, although I would like more,  should be a bit more mature and drop this xenophobic attitude.  Personally, I hope England do well.  I watch their players playing every week, because let's face it, Scottish Football is SHITE!  There is more chance of me winning Friday's Euro Lottery as there is of SCOTLAND WINNING THE WORLD CUP.

Now, WHERE DID I PUT THAT TICKET?

EFFIGY OF SCOTTISH POLITICAL LEADER FOUND HANGING FROM TREE AT BORDERS CEMETERY!


An effigy of First Minister Alex Salmond has been found hanging as part of a protest against the first crematorium in the Scottish Borders.

A pensioner visiting Wairds Cemetery near Melrose on Sunday called police believing it was a real body.  Last year the Scottish government decided not to call in plans for a crematorium at the site.  Police believe the incident may be linked to a vandal attack at Scottish Borders Council at the weekend.  Councillors approved the crematorium plans in November. It will become the first such facility in the region.

As well as the effigy the protest included a horse's skull mounted on a wooden cross, three dressed dolls in a makeshift grave and what appeared to be the draped figure of a human skeleton.

HOW BIZARRE!  Somebody obviously doesn't like Crematoriums in the Borders!

SHOCK AT OLYMPICS AS CANADIAN SKATER FORGETS HER KNICKERS!


There was a shock tonight in the ICE ARENA at the Vancouver Olympics when top Canadian skater, Marylee O'Connor, took to the ice for her routine not wearing a pair of panties, which she had left in the changing room.

Miss O'Connor did not realise she was not wearing her knickers until she went into her first TRIPLE SOLSKA, when the waft of wind round her ARSE alerted her to the fact.  She however managed to complete her routine, earning A WORLD RECORD POINT SCORE for artistic impression.
Unfortunately the Ice Dancing had to be discontinued after her performance as two of the elderly male judges had to be rushed to hospital with suspected heart problems.

One Old Timer and big Ice Dancing Fan, DAN FOGERTY, told our reporter, "you don't usually see the CANADIAN BEAVER until mid march, but I suppose with all the mild weather we've been experiencing...."!

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

SCOTTISH OIL RESERVES 'UNLIMITED'-INDUSTRY SPOKESMAN


SCOTTISH OIL RESERVES HIGHER THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT

Commenting on the survey by the offshore industry association, Oil and Gas UK , which finds that North Sea oil and gas reserves are practically unlimited, SNP MP and Energy Spokesperson Mike Weir said that future revenues from oil should be invested for Scotland 's future. 


Mr Weir warned that the lessons of the 1970's, when London politicians claimed the reserves would not last long, must be remembered and made the case for the establishment of an oil fund to secure the benefits of oil revenues for future generations.  Commenting Mr Weir said:  "Scotland's oil and gas industry is the only thing keeping the London Treasury afloat - over the next six years, £50 billion worth of North Sea revenues will flow to the London exchequer.  "That alone represents over £20,000 for every household in Scotland .

"The London politicians must not think it they can fool the people of Scotland again"!

WOOLAS PREDICTS ELECTION VIOLENCE FROM THE BNP!


BNP thugs will try to provoke violence during the general election campaign in London, a government minister warned today. 

Immigration minister Phil Woolas said there was no doubt that “bad people” in the racist party — whose leader Nick Griffin is standing for election in Barking and Dagenham — would “like to cause trouble”.  Mr Woolas said the Met police and the Crown Prosecution Service were preparing for a surge in public order offences and taking precautions.  “You allow free speech of course, but you take measures to ensure that inflammatory incidents and events are not juxtaposed,” (WTF?)  he said.

If I was anything to do with the BNP, I would be watching very closely for NULABOUR ACTIVISTS having their heads shaved and kidding on they're BNP MEMBERS.  There's nothing better Labour would like than BNP VIOLENCE AND RIOTS.

DALAI LAMA SNEAKED OUT THE BACK DOOR OF WHITEHOUSE PAST THE GARBAGE BAGS!


I can understand why the AMERICANS and the WHITEHOUSE wouldn't want the CHINESE to know that the DALAI LAMA the leader of a MAJOR WORLD RELIGION, was visiting but sneaking him out the BACK DOOR PAST THE GARBAGE BINS seems a wee bit IMPOLITE!

That didn't even happen to TONY BLAIR or CYCLOPS!

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

NOW THAT'S WHAT WE NEED SOME 'REAL' TORIES!


Former 'Tory Grandee' Norman Tebbit is accused of  kicking the arsehole of a small child who was the rear part of a Chinese dragon.  Lord Tebbit, 78, ran outside his house after revellers celebrating Chinese New Year in the street at a nearby restaurant started banging a drum and cymbals.


He is alleged to have run into the crowd, put his hands over the drums and then kicked the rear of the child who was dressed in the traditional costume dragon.  He then ran after the dragon repeatedly kicking the child's arsehole.

Aah!  That's what we need in the Tory Party today, real Tories.  Can you imagine namby-pamby, Blair sound-a-like, Bullingdon Boy CAMERON running after a CHINESE DRAGON KICKING IT'S ARSE? 
NO NEITHER CAN I, MORE'S THE PITY!

WAYNE ROONEY'S NEW £5M VILLA IN BARBADOS-THE THICK BASTARD!



Wayne Rooney will soon be enjoying a close-up view of his newly completed £5million villa in Barbados.  
All because the THICK, SCOUSE BASTARD can play football!

Am I jealous?  Well, maybes aye or maybes aye! 

CAR BOMB IN N.IRELAND-HUNT THE BASTARDS DOWN!

THE COURT HOUSE IN NEWRY, CO. DOWN.

A suspected car bomb has exploded outside a court house in Newry in Northern Ireland. 

Police said the vehicle was abandoned at the front of the building around 10pm. The car exploded at 10.30pm while police were evacuating the area.  There were no immediate reports of injuries on Monday night. It comes only days after a mortar bomb, which failed to detonate, was abandoned outside a police station in the nearby Co Armagh village of Keady.
Republican dissidents opposed to the peace process will be the prime suspects for the attack.
The Police and Special Branch must have a good idea who these scum are.  They cannot be allowed to DE-RAIL THE FRAGILE PEACE in N.IRELAND after all the shite they have endured for years.  I would never advocate STATE MURDER but it must be very tempting in this case.  These SCUM must be TAKEN OFF THE STREETS.  Mind you it could be the GOVERNMENT, UP TO THEIR OLD TRICKS!

Monday, 22 February 2010

NOW POPE BANS CATHOLICS FROM USING SCANNERS AFTER MUSLIMS ALSO BANNED

The Pope has spoken out over the use of full body scanners at airports, insisting that human dignity must be preserved.  He has said that it is immoral to show your MALE GENITALIA to anyone apart from your wife and the Priest.
The equipment has caused controversy because it makes those who pass through it appear naked. This came only days after MUSLIMS were also banned from using the scanners.

Good. Soon it will be only us Scots Proddies that are allowed on planes because we don't mind having our WEDDING TACKLE visible for all and sundry.   However, expect a ruling from the MODERATOR OF THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE CHURCH OF SCOTLAND, any day now.

PEOPLE OF HAITI TO DONATE CHARITY MONEY TO KILMARNOCK

LOCAL MP, CATHY JAMIESON TOURS THE STRICKEN TOWN

President Goulache of HAITI, in a gesture of extraordinary generosity, has pledged that ALL MONEY raised by International Charities is to be donated to KILMARNOCK, after he saw the PICTURES OF DEVASTATION caused recently when the CHINESE CARRY-OUTS closed for the annual CHINESE NEW YEAR HOLIDAY.

Rampaging looters have been seen attacking CHIP SHOPS that have run out of CHINESE CURRY SAUCE for their CHIPS and the local SUPERMARKETS have been looted for ANY CHINESE FOOD.  PRAWN CRACKERS have become the local currency with DRUG DEALERS giving away free 'SMACK' with every bag.  The local WHORES have been dropping their KNICKERS for a SPRING ROLL and illicit SPECIAL FRIED RICE dens are springing up all over town.

HELPING KILLY'S single, Everybody Hurts, orchestrated by pop mogul Simon Cowell has been top of the singles charts for a second week running and famous WAG, CHERYL COLE has promised to visit the town if the POLICE can guarantee she won't be raped.  POP-PIXIE, BOB GELDORF, is said to be ready and willing to put on an AID CONCERT to rival anything seen so far. 


TOUR BUSES from the neighbouring, if more affluent town of AYR are quickly being organised by the local population and thousands of tins of DOG FOOD have been donated to THROW AT THE KILLY BASTARDS!

BROWN COMPARED BY FAMOUS ARTIST TO ADOLF HITLER!


Artist Louis Sidoli, a world famous artist seemingly, has compared GORDON BROWN to ADOLF HITLER!

Described on his website as “the UK’s foremost contemporary Glass Artist”, the Anglo-Italian adds: “The similarities between the two personalities are striking: both started out as Chancellors, both bullied their way to the top and seized power without democratic election, both [are] notorious for flying into uncontrollable rages and both caused enormous damage to the country.”

FUCK ME!  When he start burning BOOKS, I'M OFF!  But who would his deputies be?  BOB AINSWORTH as ROMMEL, ED BALLS as GOEBBELS, ALAN JOHNSON as HERMANN GOERING and starring dressed in LEDERHOSEN, JIM MURPHY as the HITLER YOUTH LEADER.

Sunday, 21 February 2010

KENNY MaCASKILL-HAVE SOME PRIDE IN YOUR OFFICE

 Scottish Justice Minister, Kenny MaCaskill led an anti-fascist march in Edinburgh yesterday in protest at a planned march by the right wing Scottish/English Defence League.  Accompanying him were Iain, (nae pals), Gray and some civil liberties Lawyer.
 
Now whilst Iain Gray would walk through fire to get a day out with some new pals, I don't think that Scotland's Justice Minister should be out protesting because 50 casuals have come up from England on an 'away-day'.
 
I supported MacAskill over the Lockerbie Bomber and the other shite that Labour in Scotland have tried to fling at him but in this case I think he should have instructed the Police to deal with it.  Rightly or wrongly and whatever you think of their politics, I don't see why the 'Defence League' should not have been allowed their wee march and he shouldn't have been leading the protests against it.  The 'UNITE' campaign seem to think that just because they are vociferous, everyone in Scotland agrees with their aims.  That is not the case.  Many people in Scotland are afraid of the 'multi-culturing' of their nationality as has happened in parts of England, where 'blacks only' ghettos have been created.
 
Scotland has welcomed many nationalities over the years and will continue to do so.  All we ask is that as they keep their national roots dear, that they also try and blend into the Scottish culture.

HUMAN RIGHTS LEGISLATION STRIKES AGAIN! SCHOOLGIRLS TAKE SKIRTS OFF!

EQUALITY and human rights law may make it illegal for schools to force girls to wear skirts — because uniforms discriminate against transsexuals.
Official guidance from the Equality and Human Rights Commission warns schools that insisting that girls wear skirts may breach the rights of those who feel compelled to live as boys.

FUCK ME, THEY'LL BE AFTER THE KILT NEXT!

BROWN TOLD TO 'SHUT THE FUCK UP' AND STOP SCARING STAFF!


Gordon Brown was told by the country's top civil servant to change his behaviour after claims he had frightened staff with violent outbursts, a new book has claimed.

Extracts printed by the Observer from its journalist Andrew Rawnsley's book, 'Gordon Brown's a Twat', detailed a series of alleged furious outbursts that left staff fearing violence. It suggested that Sir Gus O'Donnell was so concerned at reports he received that he investigated before delivering a "pep talk" to the PM and a warning to calm down. "This is no way to get things done, if you don't shut the fuck up and stop scaring staff, I will have you arrested" the book records the civil servant telling him.  He also told him that he was a 'SCOTCH ARSEHOLE', A 'PRICK' AND A 'WALKING DISASTER AREA'.  He told him as well that he was 'INCOMPETENT', 'THICK AS FUCKING MINCE' and supported a 'SHITE FOOTBALL TEAM'.

Saturday, 20 February 2010

PENSIONERS FREEZE AS GAS PROFITS SOAR.

British Gas faces a backlash as it prepares to announce a 50 per cent surge in profits on the back of a winter of crippling energy bills.
The UK's largest supplier, with 15.7million customers, has made profits of more than £550million in the past year.


Thousands of elderly, meanwhile, have been unable to afford to keep warm during the coldest winter in 30 years.


So this is Scotland in 2010.  Thanks to Conservative, Labour and Labour/Libthingie's Governments, PENSIONERS ARE FREEZING TO DEATH IN AN ENERGY RICH COUNTRY, SCOTLAND.  It is nothing short of a NATIONAL DISGRACE!  And it doesn't happen in NORWAY, BTW.

MAYOR CHARGED WITH 'FAG BRANDISHING' WITHIN A METRE OF OFFICIALS!


Fenland District Council in Cambridgeshire is investigating four allegations against John West, the Mayor of March, including that he "brandished a cigarette 30 centimetres from the face of two officers on two separate occasions".

He said the only incident to which he could imagine that the allegations referred was one Saturday morning last autumn when he helped council officers clear weeds from outside March station, during which he smoked.   He commented: "I do realise that as a smoker I'm the biggest pariah out there, but I don't think it's illegal to smoke outside – yet.

QUITE RIGHT TOO.  FOR FUCK'S SAKE FENLAND D.C., GET A LIFE!  John West's tinned salmon is delicious.

SHOCK NEWS FROM VANCOUVER-ORGANISERS FIND SKATER WHO ISN'T GAY!


Organisers at the VANCOUVER OLYMPICS were shocked yesterday when American skater, JOHNNY WEIR, (pictured),  insisted that he was the only male skater at the Olympics who WASN'T GAY.

He was merely said to be 'EXPLORING HIS FEMININE SIDE'.

DON'T FIGHT ON OUR RECORD-BROWN TELLS PARTY ACTIVISTS!


Labour is telling its workers not to campaign on the party's record in power, a leaked document showed yesterday.
The revelation came ahead of today's launch by Gordon Brown of Operation Fightback, at which he will tell activists to wage a political scrap for survival.  But the leaked document is an astonishing admission that voters have little to show for 13 years of Labour rule.
'Labour needs to ensure that the next election is seen not as a referendum on the government but as a big choice about the change we want for Britain.'  In a speech in the West Midlands, Mr Brown will unveil the party's election slogan as Operation Fightback, a line also used by the British National Party.

That's a handy slogan to be using because if they don't watch their step the BNP will have more votes and that will be down to this UNPOPULAR P.M.  What a sad day for Britain that these Jokers even still have a party to fight with after the LAST THIRTEEN YEAR'S dismal record in power.

Friday, 19 February 2010

SCOTTISH SECRETARY FOR LABOUR PROMOTION-MURPHY-SLAMMED OVER HYPOCRISY ON JOBS



 MURPHY FAILED TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT GLASGOW LOSING STUDENT LOANS COMPANY JOBS

Glasgow SNP MSP Bill Kidd has slammed Jim Murphy's comments on unemployment as 'hypocrisy' following revelations that the Scotland Office did nothing to stop Student Loans Company jobs being lost in Glasgow and moving to Darlington. 
Responding to the unemployment figures Jim Murphy claimed that "the British Government will work night and day to help people back into work and create the jobs of the future".

Yet a Freedom of Information request has shown that he did nothing to stop or avert the Student Loans Company (SLC) plans to axe up to 150 jobs from the company's sites in Glasgow and Hillington, in Renfrewshire. It was also reported that another 45 posts would be moved from Hillington to Darlington.

Commenting Mr Kidd said:  "Jim Murphy’s lack of action on Scottish jobs in Glasgow just exposes how his department is nothing but a tax payer subsidised campaign office for Labour. That money should be used to create jobs and support Scotland, not to talk it down.  "The fact he failed to even act to save Scottish jobs raises serious questions about how he is employing his time as Scottish Secretary. To say nothing about jobs being lost to Scotland exposes the hypocrisy of his statement on unemployment.  "Instead of saving people's jobs in Scotland the only one job he is really concerned about is his own. That is why he spends so much time attacking the SNP despite saying he would ignore us! His fixation is causing serious harm to Scotland and his constituents who he is failing to represent."

As said many times on this Blog, MR MURPHY would do well to remember he is Scotland's man in the Cabinet and is supposed to fight for Scottish interests within Government, not be some sort of POLITICAL COMMISAR FOR THE LABOUR PARTY IN SCOTLAND!

Thursday, 18 February 2010

UFO THREATENS SENIOR TORY POLITICIAN!



A large triangular UFO was seen hovering in the skies above former home secretary Michael Howard's home, according to Ministry of Defence files.

A spokesman for the MOD, said, " it was hovering just above Mr Howard's house for over twenty minutes, then he came out for a fag and scared it away".

HOLLY GRIEG-IS ANGOLINI HIDING SOMETHING?-YOU MUST WATCH THIS-THE GUILTY ARE NAMED



WHAT IS ANGOLINI ALLEGEDLY HIDING?


If you want to follow the story you can do it here


Or if you prefer the condensed version this is it below:

Wednesday, 17 February 2010

BBC OUTRAGES AT WINTER OLYMPICS-DAILY MAIL


BBC presenters at the Winter Olympics are wearing jackets bearing the logo of one of the skiing world's most expensive brands.
 
The row comes as it was revealed that the corporation has sent 74 staff to cover the Games - compared to the 52 athletes who are representing Britain at the two-week event.

Kjus ski jackets start at £500 and go up to £1,000.  FUCK ME!  £1000 FOR A JACKET!  But never mind that, do you SEE THE SIZE OF THE SALAD THE BASTARD'S EATING? 

TORY POSTER CAMPAIGN!


Filched from OLD HOLBORN.


I don't usually use other Blogger's material, but this is BRILLIANT!

COUNCIL HEALTH AND SAFETY OFFICER STOPS COMPETITORS FROM RUNNING IN 650 YEAR OLD PANCAKE RACE!


With their frying pans primed, the teams were set to sprint to victory.  Hundreds of well-wishers lined the course expecting the usual thrills, spills and slip-ups of the annual pancake race.  But the jolly mood turned sour when a new health and safety rule was announced moments before the start - no running.

Spectators at the Shrove Tuesday event in St Albans, Hertfordshire, booed the city's tourism manager Charles Baker as he explained there were fears competitors might fall over.  And the measure was met with widespread ridicule yesterday.

David Emery, 34, was one of three disqualified for breaking the rule, said it was 'mad', adding: 'I have been disqualified from a running race for running.'  Rozanne Edwards, of the winning team said: 'It's described as a pancake race, which would suggest you'd run, but we were told it would be a walking race. We had to keep one foot on the ground at all times.'

There's really nothing you can add apart from, FUCK ME!

Tuesday, 16 February 2010

JEW LOVING,IRISH CATHOLIC MICK, S. AFRICAN IMMIGRANT, FUCK-WIT JIM MURPHY-PLAYS THE RACE CARD


POLITICIANS who back illegal immigrants determined to stay in the country are undermining public confidence in the system, Scottish Secretary Jim Murphy has claimed.
In a thinly veiled attack on Alex Salmond, Mr Murphy said a "firm but fair" immigration policy was needed to help meet the country's employment needs.


Mr Murphy said: "Public confidence is not helped by some politicians consistently defending the right of  immigrants to stay in the country.  "I make no apology for making the distinction between those who should come to Scotland and those who are here illegally."But Scottish Government source accused Mr Murphy of trying to score cheap political points with his "tawdry" comments.

The only mistake that was made as far as I am concerned WAS LETTING MURPHY'S FAMILY INTO THE COUNTRY IN THE FIRST PLACE!

LABOUR WHIP CALLS TORIES 'SCUM-SUCKING PIGS'!


A Labour whip was forced to apologise last night after apparently branding Conservatives 'scum-sucking pigs'.
David Wright was accused of using the insult on the social networking site Twitter.  He enraged Tories with an explanation of why he had never voted for their party - one of the most popular discussion topics on Twitter yesterday following the launch of a fresh Conservative poster campaign.


His message read: 'I've never voted Tory because you can put lipstick on a scum-sucking pig, but it's still a scum-sucking pig. And cos they would ruin Britain.

"BECAUSE THEY WOULD RUIN BRITAIN"  I could maybe go along with the insult but they would be going some to RUIN BRITAIN more than you BASTARDS have done over the last thirteen years.

BTW, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LOOKED IN A MIRROR?

CREDIT CARD INTEREST RATES AT 12 YEAR HIGH-WHY IS IT ALLOWED?



Millions of borrowers are facing “crippling” debts after banks put up interest rates on credit cards to a 12 year high, it can be disclosed by DL tonight.

The cost of paying on plastic has gone up by more than a quarter in just four years, new figures show. Almost seven million card holders saw their rates increase over the last year.  The average rate of interest has now climbed to 18.8 per cent, the highest since 1998, with some card holders being forced to pay as much as 46 per cent in interest.
 
Sorry, I don't understand why when most of us are struggling to pay off our debts and the interest rate is 0.5%, why the Banks which we mostly own are getting away with what amounts to LOANSHARKING!  How is the country ever to get out of a recession when no-one is spending money because they are getting squeezed by these BANKING BASTARDS, who then pay themselves huge BONUSES.

Unless of course it is an ESTABLISHMENT PLOT to keep the GENERAL POPULATION DOWN while the NEW WORLD ORDER gets richer?

Monday, 15 February 2010

LABOUR'S DUNBLANE PAEDOPHILE DISGRACE COMING TO A HEAD

The Labour party's alleged, long rumoured, Dunblane PAEDOPHILE RING, which is rumoured to include Lord Robertson, the former Defence Secretary and THOMAS HAMILTON, the perpetrator of the DUNBLANE MASSACRE is coming to a head with the arrest of a prominent English investigative journalist in Aberdeen.

Further juicy bits here:        and also here        and if you haven't had enough of this shite, there's more here!

UPDATE

more shite here (good)         more pish here  (what a treat you're getting tonight, I'm working my fingers to the bone)

LABOUR'S £27 BILLION DEBT LEGACY TO SCOTLAND

A BILLION POUNDS IN £100 NOTES YESTERDAY

The legacy of Labour’s use of the Private Finance Initiative is estimated to cost the Scottish Government a total of £27.7 billion from 2010-11 financial year.

The figure was confirmed in a parliamentary answer from SNP Finance Secretary John Swinney.  The SNP has also released figures on the annual repayments (as estimated in 2009) and the level of repayments to be made by local authorities over the next two years.

SNP MSP Kenneth Gibson has branded the £27.7 billion figure a “disgraceful legacy of Labour” with the repayments being made to banks and finance firms at the same time as both Labour and the Tories propose cuts to Scotland’s budget.

“This is the disgraceful £27.7 billion legacy that Labour has left Scotland.  “While the SNP is working hard to put new money into building schools, hospitals, homes and delivering public services Labour’s love of debt sees council’s, the NHS and the Government being stripped of funds to make excessive repayments.

“While the SNP is building public services Labour built debts.

“As we face tighter budgets in coming years as a result of Labour’s mismanagement we will be repaying billions to banks and finance firms to meet Labour’s debt legacy.  "All across Scotland's public sector it is not just Labour's cuts that are affecting public services but Labour's legacy as well.  “PFI repayments are now approaching the same level as Scotland’s annual budget. Labour’s refusal to recognise the problems of PFI and the better deal for taxpayers being delivered by the SNP in Government leaves them in a ludicrous position.”

Whenever you have a Labour Government in power they always leave a mountain of debt after they go.  We can only hope that the Tories in Westminster and the SNP in Holyrood can succeed in getting us back on an even keel.

LABOUR PLAN "DEATH TAX"!

Labour spokesman Andy Burnham, pictured, confirmed yesterday that Labour is planning a DEATH TAX OF 10% to pay for possibly, someone else's, personal care.  The tax would only be payable in England and Wales, because in Scotland, personal care is a reserved matter for the Scottish Parliament and is free.  It is thought that the tax would be PAYABLE TWICE FOR A COUPLE, i.e. once when the first death in a couple occurs and secondly when the other partner dies, making it a DOUBLE WHAMMY!

Sunday, 14 February 2010

YOU'VE GOT TO LAUGH AS HUGE WAVE WIPES OUT SPECTATORS AT SURFING COMPETITION!



HEE! HEE!

POSTMAN CLAIMS £3,000 FOR INJURED DARTS FINGER!


A postman who trapped his finger in a letter box has won £3,000 damages from the householder after complaining that the injury stopped him from playing darts.  Dennis Coleman, 52, said the cut he suffered meant he could not compete for cash prizes in local tournaments.

£3,000? FUCK ME! IT'S A GOOD JOB HE DIDN'T CATCH HIS KNOB IN IT!

BRITAIN TO PAY £3.5 BILLION PER YEAR TO HELP GREEK ECONOMY!

A GREEK EURO YESTERDAY!

BRITISH taxpayers could be forced to pay up to £3.5billion a year towards bailing out the crisis-hit Greek economy, it emerged last night. 
European Union chiefs were yesterday discussing plans for all member states to contribute towards a financial rescue.  The relief package would be designed to ease Greece’s colossal debt burden and save the troubled euro single currency.  German President Angela Merkel is to press for all EU states, including Britain, to be ready to provide billions of pounds in emergency debt aid. 
A £3.5billion contribution would be equivalent to putting an extra penny on the basic rate of income tax. It could cost the average household more than £140 a year.

Was it not our staying out of the EURO which meant that we wouldn't get involved in it's workings?  What do we get in return?  A year's supply of Metaxa Brandy?  Some Ouzo?  Some Olives?  Or what about some of those little Greek Islands and we Brits could all get cheap hols.  NO?  I DIDN'T THINK SO.  TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF, WE PAY ENOUGH AS IT IS SINCE BLAIR HANDED BACK OUR REBATE!

Saturday, 13 February 2010

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MUSLIMS FORBIDDEN BY FATWA FROM USING NEW SCANNERS AT AIRPORTS!

Islamic scholars have forbidden Muslim travellers from passing through full body scans at airports because they violate religious rules on nudity.
The Fiqh Council of North America issued a fatwa, or religious ruling, yesterday warning Muslims not to go through the scanners.  ‘It is a violation of clear Islamic teachings that men or women be seen naked by other men and women,’ read the order. 

It is also a clear violation of my law, that if  I get on a plane some religious fuckwit isn't going to blow it up!  FUCK ME!  If it wasn't for them in the first place, we wouldn't need scanners.  OK Here's the agreement.  You stop blowing up planes and we'll stop looking at your wife's  THREEPENNY BITS! 

 Of course there is the other option, no scanner, you just don't get on.

COLLAPSE OF THE EURO IS INEVITABLE SAYS TOP FRENCH BANKER


The European single currency is facing an 'inevitable break-up' a leading French bank claimed yesterday.
Strategists at Paris-based Société Générale said that any bailout of the stricken Greek economy would only provide 'sticking plasters' to cover the deep- seated flaws in the eurozone bloc.  The stark warning came as the euro slipped further on the currency markets and dire growth figures raised the prospect of a 'double-dip' recession in the embattled zone.

Meanwhile our MAN IN THE KNOW, the Business Secretary, LORD FONDLEBUM said earlier this week, "the EURO has been a remarkable success!  It is in BRITAIN'S INTEREST to join as soon as possible".  FUCK ME, let's hope he never gets his FINGER ON THE NUCLEAR BUTTON!

Trouble is after Greece, it will be Spain, Portugal, Ireland and then they'll COME FOR US!  The only consolation is that if the EURO collapses then the whole PARASITIC MONOLITH MIGHT COME TUMBLING DOWN!

Friday, 12 February 2010

ELMER FUDD SAYS-WE CAN'T HAVE A REFERENDUM IN SCOTLAND UNLIKE ENGLAND AND WALES


IAIN GRAY, the Labour Leader in Scotland, nicknamed 'ELMER FUDD' by the press and his opponents is in a quandary.  The SNP want to have a REFERENDUM on new powers for the SCOTTISH GOVERNMENT.

Up until now, the Scottish Labour position has been this: we can’t have a referendum now because of the recession, this is no time to become embroiled in constitutional wrangles.  All fine and straightforward except no-one seemed to tell the Labour parties in Wales and London, both of which have backed two different referenda in the last 12 hours.  The Welsh Assembly has supported a call for a referendum on more powers for the Assembly – if that isn’t a constitutional referendum then it is difficult to see what is – and the Westminster Parliamentary Labour Party backed a referendum on proportional representation

So MR FUDD finds himself on a bit of a cleft stick.  Does he back a referendum, as called for by the previous Labour Leader Wendy Alexander in her now famous 'bring it on speech', or does he look even more of a PRICK than he is, (although that would be difficult to imagine), and deny Scotland it's right to choose it's future sovereignty.

WHAT A FUDD!

BRITAIN TODAY AFTER 13 YEARS OF MISRULE-EMPTY SHOPS AND RECORD HOME REPOSSESSIONS


The number of empty shops blighting our high streets has trebled since the start of the credit crunch, it was revealed yesterday.  A report shows 12.4 per cent of shops in town centres are empty, compared to 4 per cent in the summer of 2007.
In some towns and cities a quarter of shops lie vacant as the recession has exacerbated the effect of other problems, such as rising rents and the growth of out-of-town shopping centres.  Epitomising the trend is Victoria Street in Wolverhampton, (pictured), with boarded-up shops apparently outnumbering those still open.

The Housing Minister, JOHN HEALEY, has just said on BBC Radio 5Live that repossessions are the best option for STRUGGLING HOMEOWNERS.
REPOSSESSIONS were at their highest for 18 years last year with 130 FAMILIES PER DAY LOSING THEIR HOMES.  This was despite, the MAN WHO WOULD BE GOD, standing up week after week and claiming that no-one was losing their home.  What a BARE-FACED LYING BASTARD!

Mr Healey incidentally had his mortgage paid by US, THE TAXPAYER from 1997 until last year when he sold his two bedroom flat for a PROFIT OF £88,000 WHICH WENT STRAIGHT INTO HIS POCKET and now we pay his rent!

HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD!