- SCOTTISH POLITICIAN OF THE YEAR- Alec Salmond, for running a viable and useful Government
- WORST SCOTTISH POLITICIAN OF THE YEAR-Iain Gray for Labour, for the 2nd year running for being a useless prick.
- BEST BRITISH POLITICIAN-David Cameron, the bastard!
- WORST BRITISH POLITICIAN-Nick Clegg, for being a turnycoat fuckwit.
- SUCCESS OF THE YEAR-Julian Assange from Wikileaks
- FLOP OF THE YEAR- Gordon Brown-the one-eyed conniving, useless twat
- SPORTSPERSON OF THE YEAR-Lee Westwood
- SPORTSFLOP OF THE YEAR-Andy Murray for being a no-bottle prick.
- NEWSPAPER OF THE YEAR-Guardin for Wikileaks, (thanks Tris)
- BEST MEDIA SUCCESS-Wikileaks
- WORST NEWSPAPER OF THE YEAR-The Scotsman for 2nd year running for it's bias against the SNP
- BEST U.S. PERSONALITY-Sarah Palin for being a MILF and having a great pair of tits
- WORST U.S. PERSONALITY-Those fucking cheeky Senators who were noising up about the release of Megrahi
- SORRY THEY DIED-Him out of 'Boney M' who died on the same day as Rasputin in a Russian hotel. How fucking spooky is that?
- GLAD THEY'RE STILL DEAD-Pope John Paul for the 2nd year running for the genocide he caused in Africa from denying the people the use of condoms and thus letting AIDS spread
- WISH THEY HAD DIED-That bent fucker, Mandelson
- **PERSON OF THE YEAR**-Julian Assange
- **ARSEHOLE OF THE YEAR**- Choice of Gordon Brown, Nick Clegg or fucking bankers
- SORRY TO SEE THEM GOING-All the Bloggers who've packed in this year like Corrugated Soundbite, Grumpy Old Twat and in particular, Harbinger. All the best and please come back soon
- PERSONAL SUCCESS-Losing 12.5 stones and going from a morbidly fat bastard to a ordinary fat bastard.
HAPPY NEW YEAR AND ALL THE BEST AT THE BELLS TO EVERYONE WHO'S POPPED INTO THIS PILE OF SHITE AT SOME POINT DURING 2010 AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THE NEW YEAR.
Happy hoogmanay,er...hogmanaie....mmmm hoggmanay....hogmany.....new year!...;)
ReplyDeleteGood list, but wasn't it the Guardian who did the Wikileaks thing?
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year DL. Aye it was The Gruinad, Der Speigel and the NYT which did the wikileaks thing tris. The troughing bastards expenses scandal was good aswell though so full marks to The Daily Torygraph for that.
ReplyDeleteDon't be a drunken tit at the New Year..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-AwxoE2HEg&feature=player_embedded#!
Happy new year, look forward to reading your posts in 2011.
ReplyDeleteStanners, lang may yir lume reek wi ither folks coal. Happy New Year, when it comes.
ReplyDeleteTris, duly noted and changed. Ta. Aw the best at the bells.
ReplyDeleteRanters, and to you. It wasn't that bad a year at least we got rid of Labour and England didn't win the World Cup again.
ReplyDeleteSir Fredders, same to you and don't fall into the pool when your pished on Champagne which WE paid for. All the best!
ReplyDeleteJacobite, welcome to the blog. Come on and comment more often, I don't bite. All the best for the New Year.
ReplyDeleteHappy Hogs DL
ReplyDeleteHow can you not have the Gorgon for both:
WORST SCOTTISH POLITICIAN OF THE YEAR
And
WORST BRITISH POLITICIAN
No one else even comes close to his ineptitude.
Twelve and a half fuckin stone?
ReplyDeleteWell done. And if you had been you could have helped roast a lot of potatoes.
Happy New Year Darkie.
Publics, well I thought the fat cunt had to have some hope after the election!
ReplyDeleteConan, you're right. I should have selt myself to Tescos!
ReplyDeleteDark Lochnagar
ReplyDeleteIs a golfing PRICK
Dark Lochnagar
ReplyDeleteIs a golfing PRICK