PEOPLE OF THE YEAR 2010

• SCOTTISH POLITICIAN OF THE YEAR- Alec Salmond, for running a viable and useful Government
• WORST SCOTTISH POLITICIAN OF THE YEAR-Iain Gray for Labour, for the 2nd year running for being a useless prick.
• BEST BRITISH POLITICIAN-David Cameron, the bastard!
• WORST BRITISH POLITICIAN-Nick Clegg, for being a turnycoat fuckwit. 
• SUCCESS OF THE YEAR-Julian Assange from Wikileaks
• FLOP OF THE YEAR- Gordon Brown-the one-eyed conniving, useless twat
• SPORTSPERSON OF THE YEAR-Lee Westwood
• SPORTSFLOP OF THE YEAR-Andy Murray for being a no-bottle prick.
• NEWSPAPER OF THE YEAR-Guardin for Wikileaks, (thanks Tris)
• BEST MEDIA SUCCESS-Wikileaks
• WORST NEWSPAPER OF THE YEAR-The Scotsman for 2nd year running for it's bias against the SNP
• BEST U.S. PERSONALITY-Sarah Palin for being a MILF and having a great pair of tits
• WORST U.S. PERSONALITY-Those fucking cheeky Senators who were noising up about the release of Megrahi
• SORRY THEY DIED-Him out of 'Boney M' who died on the same day as Rasputin in a Russian hotel.  How fucking spooky is that?
• GLAD THEY'RE STILL DEAD-Pope John Paul for the 2nd year running for the genocide he caused in Africa from denying the people the use of condoms and thus letting AIDS spread
• WISH THEY HAD DIED-That bent fucker, Mandelson 
• **PERSON OF THE YEAR**-Julian Assange
• **ARSEHOLE OF THE YEAR**- Choice of Gordon Brown, Nick Clegg or fucking bankers
• SORRY TO SEE THEM GOING-All the Bloggers who've packed in this year like Corrugated Soundbite, Grumpy Old Twat and in particular, Harbinger.  All the best and please come back soon
• PERSONAL SUCCESS-Losing 12.5 stones and going from a morbidly fat bastard to a ordinary fat bastard.

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND ALL THE BEST AT THE BELLS TO EVERYONE WHO'S POPPED INTO THIS PILE OF SHITE AT SOME POINT DURING 2010 AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THE NEW YEAR.

THIS BLOG IS FAIR TO WOMEN

In the interests of fairness after giving you the pic of the fat bird below, here is one of some French model who's just died aged 28.  I know which one I'd rather have as a partner!

TODAY'S FASHION PHOTO

LORD SUGAR'S BUSINESS SENSE DOWN TO A RARE GENE? MY ARSE!

One of these fucking stupid, taxpayer funded, scientific surveys have come up with the shite that people like Lord Sugar are successful at business, because they have a rare gene.  
That's as maybe but, he also has the distinct advantage that as a Jew, he is part of a small but very influential clique withing society who are renowned for helping their own kind up the pole.  Who is this Pole, I hear you ask?


Now, funnily enough, I don't find anything wrong with that, it is after all the same thing that the Masons have been doing for years, although they at least have the grace to deny it.  But where I do take issue, with this Jewish coterie of influence is when the Gentiles are disadvantaged by it.  If you want a multi-million pound loan, who's more likely to get it, A Jew or a Gentile.  If they want influence in the Jewish owned Media to press their case, who's more likely to have influence over the owners of the papers who would put the squeeze on their editors, a Jew or a Gentile?  If you want to break into the film industry as a Director or a Producer, who's more likely to succeed, a Jew or a Gentile.


It's amazing what exercises your mind on the festival of the birth of the Christian prophet!

BTW, are you sure he's not SID JAMES's boy? 

INDIAN ROCKET EXPLODES

An Indian space rocket carrying the country's largest communications satellite into orbit has exploded in mid-air, shortly after take off.


Can anyone explain to me why we send £millions to India in aid and they can afford a SPACE PROGRAMME?

THE CHRISTMAS CAROLS!

THE BLAIRS' CARD HAS ARRIVED!

At least that was the card most people got.  I got sent this shit, (may contain porn)

Apologies if anyone's offended!

CHRISTMAS COMPETITION-BIG PRIZES!

Crossbow cannibal Stephen Griffiths will die in jail
Stephen Griffiths, a PhD student who referred to himself as the Crossbow Cannibal, will spend the rest of his life in prison after he admitted murdering and dismembering three women whom he also claims to have eaten.
   

• Judge-"what is your name"?
• Griffiths-"The Crossbow Cannibal"
• Judge-"How do you plead"?
• Griffiths-"Not Guilty, my Lud".

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Wouldn't it be nice if all court cases were as open and shut!

• Judge-"What is you name"?
• Blair-"Thieving, lying, dishonest, greasy, slippery fucker".
• Judge-"How do you plead"?
• Blair-"Guilty as charged".  Eh!  That wouldn't happen. 

 Feel free to make up your own.  In fact we could make it the D.L. Christmas competition.  A superb prize to the most original entry.  (The semi-naked bird has got fuck all to do with the story, it's just for titillation)

EU TO RECOGNISE PALESTINE-FALSE FLAG MOSSAD OPERATIONS IMMINENT

The EU and the British Foreign Office is on the verge of recognizing the Palestinian State, after years of Israeli atrocities and the ghettoisation of the Palestinian people who are the only ones to have legitimate claims on Palestine.


Those of you who are studiers of the Israeli State will know that the 'False Flag' operations, planned by MOSSAD for many years for just such an eventuality will come to fruition.  Expect to see, small explosions in many European countries which will be attributed to Muslims, but ask yourself, why would they do that, now that the Palestine state is about to be recognized? 


In Afghanistan and Iraq, 'Muslim' opposition will be stepped up, at least that's what will be reported in the Zionist MSM.  BTW, those of you who think the BBC is neutral, just look at the people at the top who plan the BBC's programming.  The only 'independent' news now on TV, belongs to Channel 4 and that is a sad state of affairs.

PETER TATCHELL, TRIES TO OVERTURN THE GAY MARRIAGE BAN.

PETER TATCHELL, A MAN, WHOSE FACE, YOU COULD NEVER, GET SICK KICKING

 

 

Eight British couples will argue that the  ban on same-sex marriages, are unlawful and should be reversed.

Over the past two months, homosexual couples have been refused marriage licenses at register offices across England. The couples will file a joint application to the court today, the fifth anniversary of the first civil partnership ceremonies in England.   They will argue that the ban on homosexual marriages is a breach of the Human Rights Act, specifically the right to respect for private and family life, the right to marry, and the prohibition of discrimination.  Peter Tatchell, who is coordinating the "Equal Love" campaign, said bans on same-sex civil marriages were "a form of sexual apartheid". "Outlawing black marriages would provoke uproar," said Mr Tatchell. "The prohibition on gay marriages should provoke similar outrage."

That IMO, is absolute bollox, you won't be surprised to hear!  Marriage is between a man and a wife as defined by World religions.  If Homosexuals want to get together, that's fine by me and they should have all the rights that couples living together, have now.  If they want to call it a civil partnership, I don't like it, but that's up to them.  Why do Homosexuals like all minorities push so fucking hard.  Don't they realize that's what gets peoples' backs up?

We've discussed at length here and on the various blogs, that we all visit about Homosexuality being the first Marxist step to breakdown of society and you'll all have your own views on that.  Figures show that there are more failed Homosexual relationships than Heterosexual ones and in many cases nowadays, children are involved.  Do I think that Homosexuals should bring up children.  Absolutely not.  Call me Homophobic.  I don't give a fuck.  My opinion is my opinion and there is one of you who always votes, PISH, when I do a Homosexual subject and when I find out who you are, you're in trouble!

YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST-GEORGE OSBORNE THE ARTFUL DODGER!

 

PRIOR TO PUBLICATION ON THE 4TH OF JANUARY IN THE MSM, D.L. HAS THE OSBORNE TAX DODGING AD.

OPT IN FOR PORNOGRAPHY ON THE NET?-NO THANKS MR CAMERON.

Ed Vaizey, the communications minister, has called a meeting with the country’s biggest broadband providers, including BT, Virgin Media and TalkTalk, to explore changing how pornography gets into homes.


Instead of using parents having to choose to stop access to explicit websites, through parental controls, a block will be placed at source, meaning adults will have to specifically opt-in to receive the images.

Now the guy above is clearly not looking at pornography as both hands are visible.

   But, how fucking stupid do they think we are?

 Take my word for it.  This is only the first step, towards censorship of the internet.  

• They don't like the freedom.  
• They don't like the fact that students can organize a riot in minutes. 
•  They don't like people on the streets.   
• They don't like us finding out what the Establishment is really up to. 
•  They don't want us to research the EU and Politicians.  
• They don't want us to find out their plans for mankind.  
• They don't like the Iranian President calling in the British Ambassador to complain about the student riots.

They don't like Wikileaks and they know we're beginning to wake up to their game and they are shitting themselves.  Change your ISP.  Go through one in Iceland or Switzerland.  I don't know how either, but I know a man who does and when I know, you'll know. 

 We will not be beaten.  Humanity can't afford to die with my generation. 

CAN SOMEONE GET ME A FRESH LOAF IF THEY'RE PASSING?

WHILE THE SCOTS WERE FIGHTING WITH CLAYMORES, THE ENGLISH WERE HITTING EACH OTHER WITH TEA TRAYS!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOD TO FOLLOW? I WANT TO BE SAFE!

CAMERON WANTS TO ABOLISH IPSA-HE JUST DOESN'T GET IT!

Parliament's expenses watchdog today insisted it would not step back from its duty to protect taxpayers' money, after David Cameron backed MPs' complaints about the tough new regime it has introduced.

The Prime Minister last night branded the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority's rules 'anti-family' and warned that it must improve by April or he would force changes.

A letter to David Cameron, Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

OI!  CAMERON!  Is power going to your head already?  The fucking clue is in the name, INDEPENDENT!  If you don't like it you can shove it up your arse, because we are fed up taking shite from the establishment, of which you are a part.  Your expenses from last year amounting to £14 million, haven't been passed by the auditors and you want to shoot the fucking messenger?

If you think the students gave you trouble, wait until you see their parents, we taught the little turds, (well I didn't because I don't have any), but I'm sure you'll take my meaning.  No point in water cannon, because we're coming to get you fuckers in wetsuits and we're bringing plenty of rope.  Tell the Rozzers to stand well back as some of our number are ex-Afghanistan and Iraq and they are tooled up for action.  Any shite from those bastards, who should be on our side anyway and there will be severe repercussions.

You Sir, are a public servant, nominally, and you would do well to remember it.

Yours faithfully

The Electorate.

LITTLEJOHN GETS HARD-ON

LITTLEJOHN ENGORGED BY YOUR HATE

14-12-10

DAILY Mail columnist Richard Littlejohn was in the throes of a powerful erection today as millions of people subjected him to a fresh batch of hate. Next week: Why all arsebandits are like the only homo in the village Littlejohn confirmed that the blood began pumping to his short, lumpy penis moments after he completed an article in which he gleefully poked fun at someone because they have cerebral palsy. He added: "Just the thought of how appalled people were going to be made me hard enough to masturbate. "As I ejaculated I pictured an ugly, bespectacled social worker, his face contorted in a rictus of pure loathing. "But now all the complaints are coming in and I just keep getting harder and harder. "It's actually quite sore and hot now. But in a good way." Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, explained: "The Mail's business plan is based on annoying you. They pay this man £1m a year to do nothing but get on your tits." He added: "They will even let him submit copy in which he actually compares things in the news to sketches from Little Britain, as long they know it is going to annoy you. "Because they know that if you are annoyed by it then lots of other people - small businessmen, golfers, your parents - are fucking loving it. "And they only love it because they know it annoys you. If you stop being annoyed by it, they will stop loving it and then Littlejohn will have to go and compare things to Little Britain in the Daily Express. From the excellent Daily Mash

NON-SCOT STUDENTS TO PAY <£6000 AT SCOTS UNIVERSITIES.

Students from England, Wales and Northern Ireland who go to university in Scotland could face annual fees of up to £6,000, D.L. has learned.

The plan is believed to be in a Scottish government Green Paper on education funding for the future.

Scottish students studying at home currently pay no tuition fees, but the SNP administration's paper is thought to contain plans for a graduate tax.

Quite right too.  That's £3000 less than in England and if Scottish universities want to compete with England they will have to get more money from somewhere.  Non-Scot students, get a degree here and usually then go back home taking the skills that they have learnt here, in Scotland, with them.  Like that useless twat, who is second heir to the throne, Willie.

For too long the British economy has floated on what should have  been Scotland's bounty, oil.  Now that the British banking system has failed, thanks to lax controls by Labour, someone must pay the piper.  Some may say that RBS, is a Scottish bank.  Well, it had it's HQ in Edinburgh as do many financial institutions, but it has been paying tax to the British Treasury since 1707 and it's owned by the Rothschild group as part of the Inter-Alpha banking group and personally speaking, I don't see why we should be bailing out those bastards anyway.  Particularly as they will hold some of the bonds that the British Government has issued to pay the debt. 

 Is it just me, or is that crazy, OR IS IT CORRUPT?

AUDITOR GENERAL REFUSES TO SIGN OFF MPs' EXPENSES-THE BASTARDS ARE STILL AT IT!

The Auditor General has refused to sign off last year's House of Commons accounts in full amid serious concerns about millions of pounds of expenses paid to MPs.

Amyas Morse, the head of the National Audit Office, found the Commons authorities unable to provide evidence justifying £2.6 million of claims.

In addition, the House could not prove that another £11.3 million of expenditure had been incurred for parliamentary purposes.

As a result, Mr Morse has qualified the Commons' accounts for 2009/10 - the first year in which he has been required to examine the claims of MPs in any detail.

In his report on the House of Commons Members Resource Accounts 2009/10, Mr Morse said there were £13.9 million of payments to MPs which were "either unsupported or where entitlement could not be fully demonstrated".

He said that the Commons had failed to maintain proper accounting records concerning the £98.1 million of reimbursements to MPs in expenses.

The bastards are still at it.  It's the kid the public on we're doing something about it, get some troughers to pay back a few bob and keep the game going.  

THERE IS ONLY ONE SOLUTION! GET OUT ON THE

 STREETS IN PROTEST

 AND HANG ONE MP IN FOUR!

MET TO USE WATER CANNON AGAINST WHEELCHAIRS!

H/T TO THE EXCELLENT Pseudepigrapha by Conan the Librarian™

HOMOSEXUALS SHOULD KEEP THEIR COCKS IN THEIR TROUSERS-SEPP BLATTER

FIFA president Sepp Blatter has landed himself in hot water for joking that homosexuals should keep themselves in the closet during the 2022 World Cup in Qatar.

Blatter,  was responding to comments about the tiny Gulf state’s punishment for homosexual activity, which includes up to five years in prison.

"I would say they should refrain from any sexual activities," Blatter said in Johannesburg.

"If (gay people) want to watch a match somewhere in Qatar 2022, I'm sure they will be admitted to such matches.  As long as they don't pull their cocks out at a game, they should be ok.

OBAMA-AMERICANS EITHER TOO FAT OR GAY TO SERVE IN US ARMY!

The First Lady claimed that one in four young Americans are unqualified to serve in the armed forces because they are too fat.

‘Childhood obesity isn’t just a public health issue, it’s not just an economic threat, it’s a national security threat as well,’ she said.

Allied to the fact that almost 40% of the army are now Homosexual after gay shagging, at drug parties, there's hardly anyone left to fight.  Of the remainder, 30% are black leaving only, only 5% able to fight.  Fortunately this group are all white and Republicans and they're going to 'ASSKICK' any 'FUCKING TOWELHEAD', who gets in their way.  So we can expect the American nation to be hated around the World for a while yet.

WHAT WAS THE TRUTH ABOUT THE STUDENT RIOTS?

UPDATE-GOOD RECOUNTING OF WHAT WENT ON  http://tinyurl.com/3agbwf4




What really happened during the student riots, last week?


I've read quite a bit about it over the last few days and the MSM and in particular the BBC have been reporting big style how the OLD FRUITS had paint spilled on the Rolls and the CONCUBINE might even have been poked with a stick!  I suppose she can add it to the bruises where she was poked with a bargepole before she met the TREEHUGGER.


The picture above is of some of the suspects, that the police want to interview and I must admit they look like fucking hairy arsed students to me, particularly the one top right who has the definite look of a policeman about him.  What does interest me is that in the bigger pictures, they all have the logo PA, attached, which of course stands for the PRESS ASSOCIATION.  Now, what interests me, is, did the PA pass these photos to the plolice or did the police pass them to the PA  Seems a bit iffy to me.


So what happened?  The answer is I don't know for sure, because I wasn't there, but I have been on enough sites like THIS ONE to know, that the police actions were at the minimum dubious and at the best highly illegal, including injuring handicapped kids, charging with horses at innocent students who had been kettled and several other incidents to numerous to mention.


One thing though is for sure.  If they don't allow peaceful protest, which is enshrined in statute, the situation is just going to escalate.

WHY HAVE YOU NEVER GOT A GUN WHEN YOU NEED ONE?

WILLIE AND KATE-PASS THE SICK BAG QUICK!

The Prince of Cuddles: The touching embrace that shows the love between William and Kate... and a refreshing departure from Royal protocol 

If there were any lingering doubts over just what sort of a man Prince William is – or just how determined he is to do things his way – this is the picture that dispels them. 

In contrast with previous generations of Royal husbands-to-be and with scant concern for traditional reserve, William wraps Kate Middleton protectively in his arms, cherished and embraced for all the world to see. 

It is not so much a formal portrait as a remarkable public declaration of love to herald a new Royal age.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE PASS THE SICK BAG!

I don't blame the kids.  They are what they are. A pair of upper class twits, although to be fair her parents did at least make their own money, unlike his.  Him from the most powerful family in the world and although he is steeped in their traditions, he didn't ask to be born a Royal.  No, what gets me, is the fucking royal sycophants, who stand there and wave their Union Jacks at a family of Germans, many of whom, rightly or wrongly wanted to side with Hitler in the last war, who don't realise that the Royals and their like, have manipulated the people for centuries.  I suppose they just like to get trodden on.  It's time the whole Royal shitheap was demolished and we got shot of five of her palaces and then we could give Willie the chance to use his 'art degree', by cataloguing the Royal art collection for sale by public auction.

WANKING BANKERS-AN IRISHMAN TELLS IT HOW IT IS-HILARIOUS!

CZECH TEST TO DETERMINE HOMOSEXUALS TO BE OUTLAWED BY THE EU!

The EU has told Czech Republic to stop its controversial practice of trying to determine whether asylum seekers are gay by showing them blue movies to gauge their 'sexual arousal' levels.

Those subjected to what Czechs referred to as the 'porno exam' were men claiming asylum on the grounds they would be in danger in their homelands due to their sexuality.

If any of the applicants got aroused at the sight of men and women having sex they were automatically denied asylum rights.

If they were aroused during 'straight' porn, like the work of Jenna Jameson, they were automatically denied asylum rights

A Prague interior minister spokesman said the tests had been valuable in determining whether men were really gay or not but the EU said they were clearly a breach of the human rights charter of the bloc.

The men were shown both 'straight' and gay porno films by Czech officials. Sensors were attached to the private parts, linked up to a computer, to test whether they were stimulated or not.

Trust the EU to get rid of a brilliant idea.  There you are, arriving in a foreign country and as soon as you get off the plane they give you a plastic cup, a tissue and let you watch porn films.  You must be thinking to yourself in Swahili, what a great place this is, until you get a swatch at the first white woman's fanny you've seen and before you know where you are, you're back where you came from.  Now that's what I call, good ideas in motion.