TAMPA, Fla. — An autopsy shows that a top Russian spy who defected to the U.S. choked to death on a piece of meat.
The 53-year-old spy died suddenly June 13.
Tretyakov had run the Russian espionage operation from the United Nations before he defected in 2000. Tretyakov later said his agents helped the Russian government steal nearly $500 million from the U.N.'s oil-for-food program in Iraq.
So, he choked on a bit of meat, eh? That would be just after he padlocked himself into a sports bag, presumably!
Lol, well going by the size of the fat cun# it would had been a very large sports bag. I don't like spys, wish they could all die like this lol.
ReplyDeleteDL you really are getting in to this espionage thingy now.
ReplyDeleteAnother dead letter box?!
Allan, actually it was a tent bag!
ReplyDeleteINCOMING!!!! It always amazes me sometimes how blogpost come in clutches. I hope my MI5 cheque is in the post.
ReplyDeleteSome hae meat an cannae eat
ReplyDeleteAnd some hae nane that wants it
We hae meat an we can eat so mae the lord be thankit.
Was it red meat?
ReplyDeleteOders, An amazing man Burns. There he foresaw this idjeet's death 250 years ago.
ReplyDeleteBilly, that's a bit subtle for this blog. At first when I saw that, I was asking what the fuck you were talking about!
ReplyDeleteI will be calling round to take your orders on Thursday. Otherwise please leave the catalogue in the porch.
ReplyDeleteI choked on Lord Jack 'O' Malawi's piece of meat a few times and it didn't kill me.
ReplyDeleteGordon, some bastard nicked the chalice!
ReplyDeleteKirsty, yes but you had some juice with that. It's when it's dry, it chokes you.
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