GORDON BROWN has finally re-emerged after 13 years of ruining this once great country of ours, as a PAEDOPHILE!
UNCLE GORDY, as he likes to be called, is pictured above with some of his young victims at Kirkcaldy Academy. "Show me your bum and I'll let you polish my glass eye" quips Uncle Gordy, in a sort of jocular kind of way. His uncle, 94 , also called Gordon, regularly visits the chemist in town to buy his Viagra which he likes to be cut up in quarters. "You'll never get a hard-on long enough to have sex with a quarter Viagra" laughs the ex Prime Minister. "I'm no caring son", replied his Uncle," as long as it sticks out far enough, so's I don't pish my slippers, that'll do me"!
2 comments:
It could be worse I suppose. He could be one of those sad wankers who 'twitter' all day.
Scunnert, correct. We're in a worse state than Canada now!
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