ELTON JOHN GIVES OUT DRUGS ADVICE!

Sir Elton John has spoken of the support he has given Eminem in the rapper's fight with drugs.

"I've been helping Eminem over the last 18 months and he's doing brilliantly," Sir Elton told Radio 5's Danny Baker.

This is despite the fact that the fat fucker's body is so RAVAGED WITH THE DRUGS that he has SWALLOWED, INHALED OR INJECTED over the years that he now looks like a MIDDLE AGED LESBIAN!