MORE BRAVE MEN KILLED BY MURDERER P.M.!

ON JULY 1ST, COLONEL THORNELOE WAS KILLED IN A

INADEQUATE VEHICLE BY A ROADSIDE BOMB.

YOU BROWN AS P.M. ARE CULPABLE IN THIS MAN'S DEATH. YOU DISGUST ME AND MILLIONS OF YOUR CITIZENS.

SOMALIAN MAN OF 112, MARRIES GIRL OF 17, DIRTY OLD GOATHERD!

Man, '112', weds 17-year-old girl

A Somalian who says he is 112 years old has tied the knot with a teenage girl aged 17.

Ahmed Muhamed Dore already has 13 children by five wives. Now he wants more with his new bride, Safia Abdulleh, who is young enough to be his great-great-granddaughter. The couple are from the same village in Somalia. "Today God helped me realise my dream," the BBC reported Mr Dore as saying after the ceremony. "I didn't force her, but used my experience to convince her of my love, and then we agreed to marry."

The bride's family said she was "happy with her new husband". I bet they are, they probably got a new goat!

I don't care what you say, Rantin Rab, that's FUCKING DISGUSTING! Imagine being a strapping young lad of 17 and being forced to shag your GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMOTHER! UUGH!

AND I BET THE FUCKING LOT OF THEM ARE COMING OVER HERE TO CLAIM ASYLUM AND SIGN ON!

WHERE WAS YOUR M.P. WHEN THE BIG BROTHER STATE WAS BEING CONSTRUCTED?

I think most of us would agree that Britain is becoming like a "BIG BROTHER" STATE. There are certainly less freedoms around now, that 12 years ago. A few examples are:

• CCTV
• INTERNET MONITORING
• UNHINDERED PHONE TAPS
• NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY WITH YOUR CHILDREN OR KISS THEM PUBLICLY
• ALL SORTS OF ORGANISATIONS CAN ENTER YOUR PREMISES WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION OR TAKE MONEY FROM YOU BANK ACCOUNT WITHOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE, LIKE COUNCILS, GAS BOARD, LONDON TRANSPORT
• BEING PHOTOGRAPHED, LOGGED AND SOMETIMES KILLED ON A PEACEFUL DEMO AND THE POLICE GETTING OFF WITH IT
• SOME WOULD ADD SMOKING IN PUBS

These are just a few examples but I am sure you can make up your own.

Your M.P. is in Parliament to look after YOUR INTERESTS. So where has he been over the last 12 years. We know they're good at taking public money, but WHEN WERE THE VOTES ON THE ABOVE LIBERTIES and if there wasn't a vote, WHY THE FUCK NOT?

I think we should know. For those of you not aware the www.theyworkforyou.com website will tell you how to contact your M.P.. Do it, I write to Brian Donohoe most weeks. He calls me by my christian name, but then again THE FUCKWIT THINKS I VOTE LABOUR!

JIM MURPHY MEETS POPE BENEDICT XV1

Scottish Secretary Jim Murphy, a prominent Catholic, yesterday
met Pope Benedict XVI, in St Peter's Square.

"I couldn't quite hear what he was saying", Mr Murphy said.
"He was standing up on a balcony and there was quite a big crowd and they were very noisy. A few hours later however one of the Nuns who were there passed me a message from his Holiness to all his flock in Scotland.


It read " you tell Celtic board to
geta rid of Mowbray,
he's a fucking hopeless!"

SECRET PLAN FOR EURO INCOME TAX!

SECRET plans to seize more than £4billion a year from Britain and make its citizens pay taxes direct to Europe emerged last night.

The leaked proposals, seen by DARK LOCHNAGAR, state that Britain should lose the billions of pounds in rebate that was agreed by Margaret Thatcher 25 years ago.

The plans – with a foreword by European Union Commissioner Jose Manuel Barroso – would cost every British family at least £155 a year. They would also mean Brussels being given the power to dip straight into taxpayers’ pockets.

Possible taxes suggested in the report – which could be discussed as soon as the start of the European summit in Brussels tomorrow – include levies on phone calls, flights, financial transactions or carbon emissions.
They would have to raise about £6.4billion a year – the net cost of belonging to the EU and equivalent to about £260 for every household in the UK.

The TREATY hasn't even been passed yet and already the FUCKING, BUREAUCRATIC BASTARDS ARE PLANNING THE GREATER EUROPE!

IT MUST BE RESISTED AT ALL COSTS. THIS SOCIALIST EXPERIMENT WILL BE WHAT BLAIR AND BROWN'S TENURE WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR.

OBSESSED DUTCH WOMAN EATS THE CUTLERY INSTEAD OF THE FOOD!

THE CUTLERY FOUND IN THE WOMAN'S STOMACH AFTER BEING CLEANED




Margaret Daalman came to hospital complaining of stomach ache - and one glance at her X-ray shows why.
Surgeons in Rotterdam in the Netherlands were flabbergasted when X-rays showed 78 different items of cutlery in the 52-year-old woman's stomach.
They rushed her to surgery in a desperate attempt to remove the dozens of forks and spoons trapped inside her body one by one.

The surgeons had to remove the pieces of cutlery one by one
'She seems to have been suffering from some sort of obsession and every time she sat down for a meal she would ignore the food and eat the cutlery,' said one medic.


THE FOOD IN ROTTERDAM MUST BE SHITE IF YOU'D RATHER EAT THE CUTLERY!

MOTHER OF TWELVE DIDDLES £52K FROM TAXPAYER BY CLAIMING HER CHILDREN ARE DISABLED AND GETS OFF WITH IT!

OOPS! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE POPPED OUT!


A mother-of-12 who claimed her healthy children were disabled to extract more than £52,000 in state benefits walked free from court today.
Marrie Freeman, 42, claimed nine of her children and a fictitious daughter were disabled to obtain tax credits.
She pleaded guilty to 10 counts of tax benefit fraud at an earlier hearing.
At Preston Crown Court today, Miss Recorder Rachel Smith imposed a nine-month sentence, suspended for two years.


TWO QUESTIONS SHOULD BE ASKED. WHY DID SHE GET OFF? Why the fuck was a BIG LAZY BASTARD like her allowed to have 12 KIDS, if, and this is the important bit, SHE WAS UNABLE TO SUPPORT THEM?

"HOBNOBGATE" BLOWS UP IN THE BBC'S FACE!

ANDREW NEIL-RACIST SCUM!

Its irreverent take on the week's best political stories rarely raises an eyebrow outside the Westminster village.
But BBC1 show This Week threw bosses into a panic last week, (see RantinRab blog), after host Andrew Neil light-heartedly compared MP Diane Abbott to a chocolate HobNob biscuit.
Corporation chiefs, terrified of a race backlash, immediately removed all trace of the episode from its websites and iPlayer on-demand service following 15 complaints from viewers. (That many eh!)

FOR FUCK'S SAKE-CAN WE GET A GRIP PLEASE!

JOHN HOWARD ON THE DAILY POLITICS TALKING SENSE ABOUT IMMIGRATION

I don't know if anyone watched the "DAILY POLITICS" programme today, with Andrew "WEETABIX HEAD" Neil, but my first disappointment was that Anita was ill and couldn't co-present the prog. However he did have a very interesting guest in John Howard, the Australian Prime Minister from 1996-2007.

The discussion that really interested me was between Howard and some Muslim woman whose name escapes me. The discussion was on immigration, which I believe was very tightly controlled in Australia when Howard was P.M. Anyway his argument was, (and I paraphrase) that people confused multi-culturism with multi-racism. When asked to expand, he explained that of course countries NEED people of talent as immigrants to their country and obviously they would be of DIFFERENT RACES but when they were admitted to a country they should EMBRACE THE HOST CULTURE and not retain, their own CULTURE.

This struck me as the most sensible statement I have ever heard anyone making about immigration. Of course we want to bring people to the U.K. who are persecuted in their own country or have skills that will be useful in our society, and I don't meant being nannies in London, but they should then try and learn English and the customs of the country they have been invited to join and not try TO CHANGE the country and initiate SHARIA LAW BY THE BACK DOOR.

If I went to a new country whether it was Australia, Saudi Arabia or Nigeria, I would not try to impose my Scottishness on that country but instead try to learn the language. I once bought an apartment in Spain many years ago and I learnt Spanish and tried to learn their customs although that was not really possible when you weren't living in the country full time. But at least I tried.

I hate to see Brits abroad living in Spain or France who insist on speaking English and they usually think the louder they speak the better the locals will understand them!

BRITAIN ONLY TWELTH IN WORLD LIFESTYLE LEAGUE

Britain has failed to make it into the top ten of a list of the world's most successful countries, according to a global survey of wealth and happiness.
The UK was placed 12th in a 'prosperity index' of 104 nations covering 90 per cent of the world's population, behind countries including the U.S., New Zealand and Australia.
Mediocre scores for education, health, domestic security and levels of personal freedom are dragging down our performance, researchers say.

Oh and look MR MURPHY, two of the countries in the axis of prosperity NORWAY and IRELAND are above us. Still never mind we beat FUCKING ICELAND!

HENRY VIII WAS MICHAEL JACKSON LOOKALIKE CLAIMS DR DAVID STARKEY

In a sensational new biography on HENRY VIII, the sensational claim has been made by TUDOR EXPERT, Dr David Starkey that the powerful King of England was actually a BLACK MAN WHO WAS THE SPITTING IMAGE OF DEAD POP PIXIE, MICHAEL JACKSON.


KING HENRY was seemingly fixated on having a BLACK CHILD but was unable to find any BLACK WOMEN in England this being the end of the sixteenth century and not some FUCKING P.C., B.B.C. PRODUCTION OF ROBIN HOOD.


It was hoped by KING HENRY that by picking maidens from around Europe and even plug-ugly ones from Cleves that one of his descendants would appear dusky.


Dr Starkey's claims have shocked several members of the LABOUR PARTY, amongst them DIANNE ABBOTT who was sure she was related to HENRY'S FATHER, THE VII. She has given this as the reason she sent her children to PRIVATE SCHOOL despite being opposed to PRIVATE EDUCATION until 2 days before her eldest started school.


Dr STARKEY meantime has been warned not to go WANDERING IN THE WOODS HIMSELF!

LOCK THIS PISSHEAD UP FOR SIX MONTHS

CONTINUING ON THE THEME OF RESPECT!

After images of a drunken student urinating on a poppy wreath provoked a national outcry, extra security was laid on during a Carnage UK pub crawl in Sheffield last night.
Bouncers stood guard and barriers were installed around the city's war memorial in Barker's Pool.
The precaution comes after drunken student Philip Laing, aged 19, was caught on camera desecrating the memorial, and was later seen collapsing in the gutter laughing.

LOCK THE FUCKWIT UP FOR SIX MONTHS AND SEE IF HE'S STILL LAUGHING WHEN HE GETS OUT!

Or even better, give him a rifle, two bullets, a helmet and a nappy and sent the FUCKER to AFGHANISTAN!

DOGS MADE TO POSE IN UNNATURAL POSITIONS FOR YOGA CALENDAR

Several species of DOGS were made to pose in unnatural positions for a new calendar outlining the benefits of YOGA.

AN R.S.P.C.A. spokesmen told Dark Lochnagar, "this is cruel and you can see the anguish etched on the faces of the dogs which were forced to take part. If we find the fucker that brought out this calendar, we're going to get a fucking big Doberman to bite them in the balls or if it is a woman, the fanny. We won't stand for this type of behaviour, fuck me, before you know where you are, some oriental fuckers will be eating them!"

RONNIE WOOD-LUCKY OLD ROCKER OR DRUG SODDEN FUCKWIT?

RONNIE WOODS (79) MAKES UP WITH GIRLFRIEND EKATERINA NIKERSONANOV (19)



WHAT IS HE? LUCKY FUCKER OR STUPID OLD FUCKER?

PRINCE ANDREW URGES BROWN TO KEEP TAX LOOPHOLES AND BANKERS' BONUSES

PRINCE ANDREW AND A HORSE IN A HAT PICTURED YESTERDAY

Prince Andrew has been criticised for meddling in party politics after urging the Government to preserve a controversial loophole that allows Britain’s wealthiest residents to avoid paying millions of pounds in tax each year.

Gordon Brown has pledged to axe rules allowing wealthy ‘non-domiciled’ foreigners living in Britain to escape UK tax on foreign earnings which they keep abroad. The matter has been the subject of fierce political debate, but the Duke of York’s comments – which were not cleared with the Government in advance – are particularly controversial because of his friendship with affluent tycoons who could be hit hard by any rule change. Andrew’s remarks are also significant because he has held an official post as Britain’s trade and investment ambassador for the past eight years.

The 49-year-old Prince, nicknamed Airmiles Andy because of his jet-set lifestyle, also defended City bonuses, saying it would be wrong to ‘demonise’ the banking sector.

A BIT OF ADVICE, YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS. Your old mother has managed to hold the Monarchy together, by not getting involved publicly in POLITICS, as did your GRAND MAMA, mind you she was as THICK AS SHITE! However if you feel that you would like to BECOME A POLITICIAN, STAND AS AN M.P. and if elected it will save us a fortune from the Civil List, to say nothing about FRIVOLOUS HELICOPTER FLIGHTS!

ALL THINGS CONSIDERED PROBABLY BETTER TO STICK TO THE GOLF AND SHAGGING DEBUTANTES.

TIME FOR A MILITARY COUP IN BRITAIN

IS IT TIME WE HAD AN MILITARY COUP IN THIS COUNTRY?


I believe it is. Time to get the Army into Westminster and sort out these greedy thieving BASTARDS. Show them how their 42 days detention without trial really works. If they're found guilty of serious theft of public money and I wouldn't rule out torture, put them before a firing squad and that would include half of the thieving old fuckers in the Lords.


Then hold new elections. Those standing for Parliament would be under no illusions that if they didn't take the job to SERVE THE PUBLIC and instead were in it for what they could get, they would also be dealt with at a future date.


Their first job would be to pull us out of the E.C. unless they got rid of all the shite P.C. legislation that has been foisted on us over the last twenty years. I am sure that the Armies in France, Germany and Spain to name but three would also rise up in support of the people.


The new Parliament's second job would be to get rid of all the STATE SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS. The CAMERAS that snoop on our daily lives, I.D. cards, biometric passports, speed cameras etc.

Their third job would be to install some discipline in the country and get rid of this fucking "laissez-faire" attitude. People should have respect for themselves, other people and their country whether they see that as being Scotland, England, Wales or Britain and they should also have a pride in their achievements and the achievements of their country.


We should then become a Republic with an elected President along the American model on a fixed term of five years and no second term, an elected Parliament although not always with the same political beliefs as the President on a four year term AND WE SHOULD HAVE A WRITTEN CONSTITUTION. My own personal wish would be that this would be a Scottish Government, independent of the current set-up, but this would of course, be democratically voted on.


ANYWAY RANT OVER! WHAT DO YOU THINK?

TONY McNULTY-ANOTHER THIEVING LABOUR BASTARD!

TONY McNULTY A FUCKING DISGRACE TO SCOTLAND.

A report into Labour MP Tony McNulty’s conduct by Parliament’s sleaze watchdog, due to be published this week, criticises him for claiming £14,000 a year for a ‘second home’ which was in fact his parents’ main home.
Insiders say he is likely to be forced to make a grovelling apology to the Commons. Some say his offence is so grave he may be suspended from Parliament and could even be ordered to pay back some or all of the cash.
He will also come under pressure by Labour chiefs to resign as MP for Harrow East in the hope that the party can hold on to the seat at the next General Election. The semi-detached home in Harrow, where Mr McNulty’s parents James and Eileen live, is 11 miles from Westminster.
Mr McNulty lives with his wife Christine Gilbert, the £225,0000-a-year head of the schools’ inspectorate Ofsted, at their ‘main home’ in Hammersmith, West London, itself only three miles from the Commons. The couple have a combined income of more than £300,000 a year.


"HE MAY BE SUSPENDED FROM PARLIAMENT" FUCK ME! If we fiddled our expenses on this scale at our work, we would be sacked and reported to the POLICE FOR PROSECUTION. THAT IS WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO THIS DISGRACE TO HIS COUNTRY AND THIEVING LABOUR FUCKPIG.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BRITAIN TODAY

WINSTON CHURCHILL'S STATUE DURING THE "MAY DAY" CELEBRATIONS

I came across the picture above as I was trawling through the usual shite looking for something to blog about and it REALLY FUCKING ANNOYED ME.


To me, the picture sums up what is wrong with Britain today. In one word RESPECT. Yes RESPECT for the statue of the man voted the GREATEST EVER BRITON and the man who saved us from the Nazi jackboot. RESPECT for other peoples' property. RESPECT for other peoples' point of view. RESPECT for peoples' right to freedom from state surveillance, fought for in two world wars. RESPECT for peoples' right to a quality of life. RESPECT for the right of a couple to bring up their family without interference. RESPECT for society.

IN SHORT, RESPECT FOR OTHERS AND SELF-RESPECT FOR YOURSELF.

TURKEYS IN SHORT SUPPLY THIS CHRISTMAS!

Turkeys May Be In Short Supply This Christmas

High quality turkeys could be in short supply this Christmas because of the recession, retail experts say.

DON'T WORRY THERE ARE 120,000 OVER AT THE POST OFFICE!

NICK GRIFFIN TO PROTEST AT HIS TREATMENT ON TENSION TIME!

THE BNP GET THEIR FIRST BLACK MEMBER!

The BBC was accused last night of letting BNP bigot Nick Griffin 'play the martyr' amid bitter recriminations over his appearance on Question Time.
Senior MPs accused the corporation of whipping up controversy to maximise viewing figures - then crudely stage-managing the programme so he was under attack throughout from the audience and fellow panellists. They said the attempt to expose his racist views risked backfiring because some voters would feel he had been unfairly treated.


Last night it emerged that:
Complaints that the show was biased against Mr Griffin outnumbered by more than two to one those about him being allowed to appear;
Some of the audience appear to have been rushed through the vetting process in a bid to emphasise the multi-cultural nature of London;
Audience members were briefed to ask 'provocative' questions and host David Dimbleby told them it was acceptable to boo;
More than eight million people tuned in - four times the usual audience and more than watched Strictly Come Dancing last week ( I WOULD FUCKING HOPE SO!);
The BNP boasted that since Mr Griffin's appearance, 3,000 people had registered to sign up as members;
Joel Weiner, 17, who dramatically confronted Mr Griffin about Holocaust denial, said he applied to attend a Question Time programme more than a year ago, but was approached just 24 hours before filming.

JUST AS WE HAVE SAID ON THIS BLOG GUYS, THE BBC MADE A FUCKING ARSE OF IT!

WHEN BONNIE GREER MET NICK GRIFFIN

I'd like to give you for your perusal a piece of text I lifted from the article in the LONDON EVENING STANDARD by DAVID COHEN, (an interesting choice of journalist?), WHEN BONNIE GREER MET NICK GRIFFIN, sorry I don't know how to link it.

Why was she not more strident in her attacks on him? "I didn't need to, because others like Jack Straw waded in so heavily. I felt my job was to subtly lampoon him, toy with him, expose the idiocy of his ideas.
"I didn't want to come across as the angry, screaming black woman pointing my finger and hollering because that's how people like Griffin and his supporters view black women. I saw us as a team - it wasn't an ego thing, wasn't as if I had to take him down all on my own."
There was a touching moment, she says, just before they started recording when Sayeda Warsi ran over to her and said: "Are you okay sitting next to Griffin?" "I said: 'I'm from Chicago, I'm not scared of this guy!' And we just hugged spontaneously. We were like two prize-fighters going into the ring to do battle."

TELLS YOU A LOT ABOUT THE MINDSET OF THE PANEL!

NICK GRIFFIN ON QUESTION TIME

Nick Griffin was booed, jeered and mocked by a hostile television audience on the BBC's Question Time last night.
But the British National Party leader's priceless air time still left the Corporation facing accusations of 'publicity-seeking' naivety.
Senior Labour figures warned of racist attacks in the coming days, leaving the BBC with 'blood on its hands'.

THAT'S THE MAIL'S VIEW.

What do I think? I know most of you don't give a monkey's chuff, but here goes!

Well first I believe the BBC did it's usual stitch up job. The audience were from West London, where naturally they are multi-racial and I have never seen so many skull caps and coloured people in the audience in many years of watching Question Time.

The Panel consisted of two people of Jewish extraction, a Muslim Woman and a black American "intellectual". They obviously thought it was their duty to attack the BNP policies instead of answering the questions, in particular Jack Straw who tried to take over the show and whose party, the Labour party, are to blame for the BNP's rise to prominence.

Nick Griffin, particularly at the beginning looked nervous and shifty when questioned by members of the audience. He was however in my opinion, not put under the spotlight enough so that his policies could be scrutinised and this was the fault of Dimbleby.

Towards the end of the programme he improved and a number of the other panelists were unable to answer his questions on immigration, particularly Straw and this will resonate in his BNP heartland which is not West London but the North of England.

How did Nick Griffin and the BNP come out of it? Well I think in the areas in which they will get votes, they will get more votes because the management of the programme was very poor and will go against the British Peoples' inert feeling of fairness to the extent that he looked bullied and no-one likes a bully!

WONG FOOK HING BOOK SHOP!

THE BOOKS IN THERE MUST BE FOOKHING FABULOUS!

WORLD'S HAIRIEST MAN TO GET PLASTIC SURGERY

Yu Zhenhuan, 32, from the northern Chinese province of Liaoning, has announced his intention to have surgery in a bid to turn himself into a television personality. Mr Yu, who has hair on 96 per cent of his body due to a hormone imbalance, made the decision after failing to win the role of The Monkey King in a TV adaptation of Journey to the West.

"I thought I was the best candidate, as I look like a monkey and my nickname is monkey man," the Daily Telegraph reported him as saying. "I read through the book and found professional hair dressers to make me into a real monkey man".

"But I failed the audition because I am not good looking enough"!

EXPECT TO SEE HIM APPEARING WITH ANT AND DEC ON A SHOW NEAR YOU ANYTIME!

BABY P THUG-POSTER IS RUINING MY GOOD NAME!

A sadistic thug who tortured Baby P has threatened to sue a charity for damaging his reputation, it was revealed yesterday.

Steven Barker was labelled a murderer by an animal rights group which used his police mugshot in a billboard campaign. Now Barker, who was cleared of murder but convicted of 'causing or allowing' the death of 17-month-old Peter Connelly, has astonishingly decided that his 'good name' has been threatened by the posters. Barker had a history of violence towards animals, torturing guinea pigs and frogs as a child. He also raped a two-year-old girl.


Nevertheless his lawyers threatened to sue the charity for libel unless it removed the billboard in Haringey, North London, near the home the 33-year-old once shared with Baby Peter's mother, Tracey Connelly.


THE FUCKER is lucky he hasn't been PUT DOWN like the VERMIN HE IS, never mind getting 'his good name' libelled by the poster.

SHOWBIZ NEWS-ANT AND DEC SIGN NEW £15M DEAL

Ant and Dec will sign a new exclusive deal with ITV chiefs within days - but are set to lose £5million from their current £20million deal.

£15 MILLION FOR THOSE TALENTLESS FUCKWITS! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS WORLD!

I WOULD RATHER GIVE THE MONEY TO THE BANKERS IN BONUSES!

PIC OF THE DAY-BLAIR BEHIND BARS AT LAST!

WAR CRIMINAL BLAIR BEHIND BARS AT LAST!

STATE SPYING ON THE NET TO COST AN ADDITIONAL £200M!

State surveillance on the Internet is to cost an additional £200m per year as ever time you log on, send an e-mail or download a song, the SPOOKS WILL KNOW ABOUT IT AND YOUR ACTIONS WILL BE LOGGED AS IF YOU ARE A TERRORIST.


The usual SHITE will be rolled out by the GOVERNMENT. "It's for your own good. This is how we keep you safe. There are FUCKING BOGEYMEN ROUND EVERY CORNER." MY FUCKING ARSE.

This is an ABUSE OF GOVERNMENT. It is the ARROGANCE OF POWER. I don't want my every thought and statement poured over by MI5 and the AUTHORITIES. This is something we BLOGGERS SHOULD BE CAMPAIGNING AGAINST! NEVER MIND YOUR STATPORN AND HOW POPULAR YOUR BLOG IS, GET YOUR MINDS BEHIND A CAMPAIGN OF PROTEST!

PASS IT ON IN YOUR BLOG, FOR THE FREEDOM OF THE INTERNET AND ULTIMATELY THIS COUNTRY! LINK TO THIS BLOG.

SHOCK! HORROR! HEAD TEACHER SLAPS PUPIL!

EVE RITCHIE-FALLON- A HERO WITH A STUPID NAME.

By Daily Mail ReporterLast updated at 6:31 PM on 20th October 2009


A headteacher slapped a pupil round the face when he refused to stop smoking on school premises, a court heard today.

Southampton Magistrates' Court was told that Eve Ritchie-Fallon confronted the 15-year-old student as he stood smoking with friends in the grounds of the Forest Education Centre, Dibden Purlieu, Hampshire. The court heard that an angry exchange followed during which the 57-year-old allegedly ripped a pair of earmuffs from his head and slapped him around the face.

QUITE FUCKING RIGHT TO!

IF THE LITTLE BASTARD'S PARENTS HAD DONE IT MORE OFTEN HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SMOKING!

INDEPENDENCE IN OR OUT OF THE E.C.?

In a recent poll on the blog, I asked you the question, WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING POLITICAL OPTIONS FOR SCOTLAND DO YOU SUPPORT?


Of the 86% or so who voted for independence, the majority 45%, voted for independence outwith the E.C. This surprised me as it varied greatly from the perceived model of independence as put forward by the only pro-independence party, the SNP.


But this got me thinking. DO WE REALLY WANT TO BE PART OF THE E.C.? Should we not be following the model of Norway and Switzerland, who seem to be doing very well for themselves. We will be one of the wealthiest nations in Europe with all the oil, gas and renewables our country has.

Why should we give that wealth to Europe in the same way as we have to England in the last 40 years?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

ARE WE OBSESSED WITH HEALTH AND SAFETY?

Hundreds of council workers were duped into taking part in a fake nationwide Health and Safety survey about accidents caused by biscuits. Four councils were so taken in by the official-looking 'British Biscuit Advisory Board' survey they reported having specific policy rules on safe biscuit consumption. One council even claimed to have supervised tea breaks for safety reasons.
However, perhaps we should not be too shocked - as the survey also found that one in five of the general public feel we need more rules and regulations concerning 'safe biscuit consumption'.

A spoof 'workplace biscuit risk assessment test' - written in bureaucratic Health and Safety language - was created and issued to 5,849 council workers across the UK. A total of 813 over-cautious council employees clicked through to the online survey and 437 worried workers actually took the time to complete it.

Research showed the general public is just as Health and Safety obsessed, with an incredible one in five believing there is a need for more rules and regulations concerning safe biscuit consumption.

ARE WE BECOMING OBSESSED WITH HEALTH AND SAFETY? And if so, WHY? Is it because of the culture of now suing for any small thing. The ADVERTISERS tell us we can get a cheque for £5,000 if we have an accident at work, even if it's our fault for going up the wrong ladder! Does nobody just use COMMON-SENSE ANYMORE?

BOYZONE MEMBERS HOLD REMEMBERANCE ARSE BUGGER FOR STEPHEN

Boyzone gave Stephen Gately a traditional send-off with a marathon wake after burying him in his favourite suit. Keith Duffy, Ronan Keating, Mikey Graham and Shane Lynch stumped up £45,000 for champagne and canapes bash for 400 friends and relatives.

And after spending 12 hours remembering their friend, the band went AND BUGGERED SOME RENT-BOYS in STEPHEN'S MEMORY.

You can say what you like, but can you imagine if you're on holiday with your partner and you meet someone of the opposite sex from your partner and you go back to your apartment with them and your SOBER PARTNER goes to sleep on the couch, knowing that you are in THE BEDROOM SHAGGING THE STRANGER. EVEN WORSE IF IT'S SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX!

I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO!

THE "FLY ON THE WALL" BECOMES A REALITY!

Spies may soon be bugging conversations using actual insects. The US Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency has spent years developing a whole host of cyborg critters, in the hopes of creating the ultimate 'fly on the wall'. Now a team of researchers led by Hirotaka Sato have created cyborg beetles which are guided wirelessly via a laptop.

Researchers at UC Berkeley have implanted surveillance equipment into beetles that allows them to control where they fly. Using implants, they worked out how to control a beetle's take-off, flight and landing by stimulating the brain to work the wings. They controlled turns through stimulating the basilar muscles on one side or the other to make the wings on that side flap harder.

It is thought their first use will be TO SPY ON CYCLOPS as he hurls PRINTERS, MOBILES AND SECRETARIES round his DOWNING STREET OFFICE.

Their second use will be to wait until THE LORD OF THE RING goes to the shitter and one will fly up his more than adequate ARSEHOLE and his conversations will be able to be bugged. This will fail obviously when the ONE-EYED FUCKWIT pokes it all the way in with his KNOB!

ORANGE ORDER TO SUPPORT LABOUR!

Great news for the SNP!

The ORANGE ORDER in SCOTLAND is to support the LABOUR PARTY at the next election. They have abandoned their support for the TORY PARTY because they haven't got a SCOOBY of winning the Election in Scotland.


So, they are going to support a PARTY who are their natural enemies and whom they have railed against for years. And why? Because they are the only UNIONIST PARTY who have any hope of stopping the SNP.

How this will play with the traditional CATHOLIC SUPPORTERS of the LABOUR PARTY will be interesting.

Vote LABOUR and vote for the Party, "UP TO THEIR KNEES IN FENIAN BLOOD"!

IAIN GRAY, JIM MURPHY-YOU'VE JUST BEEN TANGOED!

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CAN'T BE DEPORTED BECAUSE HE'S BOUGHT A CAT!

An illegal immigrant was allowed to stay in Britain because he had a cat, it was revealed yesterday. The unnamed Bolivian was spared deportation after he told a court that he and his girlfriend had bought the animal as a pet. Immigration judges ruled that sending him back home would breach his human rights by interfering with his family life.

The cat ruling was made by immigration judge James Devittie after the Bolivian submitted evidence that claimed joint ownership of the pet with his girlfriend demonstrated he was settled in Britain and it would break human rights rules to remove him.

This HUMAN RIGHTS LEGISLATION has got to be looked at again and if that means we fall out with the E.C., SO BE IT!

THIS COUNTRY IS BECOMING A LAUGHING STOCK.

+++ SOME DIETARY ADVICE+++

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS


CONCLUSION:Eat and drink what you like.Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

JAMES McMILLAN-COMPOSER OR HALF-WIT?

James McMillan, the composer, has denounced the “cult” of Robert Burns, claiming that Burns suppers are parodies of the Catholic mass.



Writing in Celtic Minded 3, a collection of essays about the culture and politics of Celtic football club, he claims that Burns suppers are a deliberate mockery of the rituals of Catholicism.

“The Ayrshire Burns supper is unmistakably a parody mass,” he writes.
McMillan said he was delighted to be invited to an alternative Burns supper in honour of the late Celtic player Tommy Burns.
“There were no interminable immortal memories, no misogynistic Address to the Lassies ... no dodgy handshakes and no narrow definition of what it means to be Scottish,” he writes.



Margaret Morrall, president of the Ayr Burns Club, dismissed the criticism: when people cut a cake at weddings and birthdays is that a parody of the mass too?” "McMillan can FUCK OFF as usual he IS TALKING SHITE". "He'd be lucky to be invited to a FISH SUPPER never mind a FUCKING BURNS SUPPER"!

RBS EMPLOYEES TO GET UP TO £5M EACH IN BONUSES

THE state-owned Royal Bank of Scotland is planning to hand out record bonuses of up to £5m each in a snub to struggling taxpayers.
The average employee in its high-risk investment banking arm is likely to take home £240,000, with the top 20 staff in line for payments of between £1m and £5m.
The payouts by the investment banking division — from a total pay and bonus pot of £4 billion — would top the deals awarded at the peak of the financial boom in 2007 and are 66% higher than those paid last year.

It seems that the culture of big city bonuses continues on apace despite what the OWNERS of the Bank IE. YOU and ME THINK. I don't blame the TRADERS for taking it if offered, I would, but the blame must go to this CRETINOUS, INEPT GOVERNMENT and in particular to the ONE-EYED FUCKWIT REPUTEDLY IN CHARGE!

SOLDIER TO BE COURT MARSHALLED FOR THREATENING TO SHOOT A TALIBAN!

A British soldier serving with the special forces is facing war crime charges after threatening to shoot dead a Taliban prisoner during interrogation unless he co-operated.

If charged, the soldier, who was serving with the special forces support group (SFSG), will be tried by court martial. If found guilty of either war crimes or assault with a weapon, he could expect to receive a custodial sentence. The incident took place in a forward operating base in Helmand after members of the special forces captured several suspected Taliban gunmen believed to have been responsible for carrying out improvised explosive device attacks against British troops.

We send our troops out there with no air support, no proper equipment and SHITE WEAPONS and THEN WE TIE ONE HAND BEHIND THEIR BACKS WHEN THEY INTERROGATE AN ENEMY SOLDIER.

IT'S NO WONDER THE MILITARY FUCKING HATE GORDON BROWN.

CASTER SEMENYA "TOO STRESSED" TO DO EXAMS.

South African athlete Caster Semenya, subject of a row over her gender, is too stressed to sit her exams, according to reports.


I'm not surprised. I'm sorry for the lassie, but if I was sitting in my school skirt and blouse and had a MOUSTACHE, a BIG CLATTER OF BALLS AND A COCK, I'd be FUCKING NERVOUS TOO!

MUSLIM PROTESTERS SAY ALL WE NEED TO KNOW!

I think the banners above carried by protesters at the visit of Dutch M.P. GEERT WILDERS, tell us all we need to know about RADICAL ISLAM and SHARIA LAW. Particularly the bit at the bottom which state "FREEDOM CAN GO TO HELL".

Well my friends, you are protected in this country by the LAW of the LAND which allows you to hold peaceful protests. I KNOW that the same thing isn't allowed in Muslim countries like Iran.

So here's a message from D.L. SHARIA IS NOT THE SOLUTION AND NEVER I HOPE, WILL BE THE SOLUTION, IN A CHRISTIAN COUNTRY, SO YOU CAN GO TO HELL!