
RIGHT THAT'S IT. THE GLOVES ARE OFF! FROM NOW ON, I'M JUST GOING TO SAY WHAT I THINK!
Thursday, 30 April 2009
Political Correctness-why do we need it.

Wednesday, 29 April 2009
EXSPENSES AND BROWN'S CAVE-IN
With a Government mired in sleaze allegations, the Great White Leader, who is by the way, flying round the World looking for photo-opportunities, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Poland, has failed in his YOUTUBE attempt to get MPs to change their greedy ways.
Former Minister "Piggy" Clarke said the way Mr Brown had issued his plans to reform expenses – which was a matter for MPs rather than the government – had undermined the Prime Minister."He's got to not bully in the way that he goes about it," he said. "I thought this kind of diktat that came from the YouTube video simply was not the right way to go.
So there you go Gordon, your attempt to get the country's mind off your disastrous handling of the Economy HASN'T WORKED!
WATCH OUT FOR A LASER PRINTER HEADING YOUR WAY SOON, PIGGY!
Tuesday, 28 April 2009
GREEDY SWINE FEVER REACHES SCOTLAND

Sunday, 26 April 2009
SCRAPPAGE-IS YOUR CAR/GOVERNMENT PAST IT'S BEST?

Saturday, 25 April 2009
Gordon and Cherie

BROWN AND BECKETT IN ALLEGED LOVE TRYST
There are whisperings tonight from around Westminster of an alleged LOVE TRYST between Prime Minister, GORDON BROWN and one of his senior Ministers, MARGARET BECKETT.
The two have allegedly been seen sneaking around in some of the Seediest Hotels in London with two Security men in tow.
A Labour insider was allegedly quoted as saying, " this has been going on for years". "Gordon is a sexual animal". "Their relationship started over a mutual love of caravans and camping". "Margaret likes caravaning and Gordon in the nineties was said to be camp". But now, there is nothing Gordon likes more than to give Margaret a good going over with the "Red Book". "She's even been known to take her teeth out on occasion".
"He was also shagging Cherie Blair for years", he added.
A prominent Labour Politician, told us "this is bigger than John Major and what-do-you-call-her". "Gordon will reveal anything to keep the Country's mind off the Budget, he's a FUCKING ARSEHOLE".
Memo to Iain Gray. Your Taxi is waiting outside. When you're in a hole, STOP DIGGING!
Wednesday, 22 April 2009
Budget Woes
Budget Jitters and sex in Penrith
The London Evening No-Standards has reported a Metropolitan Police source stating that HOME SECRETARY JACQUI SMITH'S HUSBAND has been missing from their Palatial London Home for the last 48 hours.
Mr Smith was last seen at Kings Cross Station boarding a train for Scotland for a 24 hour dirty video Seminar. He was due to change trains in Penrith and this is the last time he was seen, walking down the edge of the platform.
He is not thought to be dangerous, but if spotted by a member of the public, do not approach without a box of tissues.
THE BUDGET TOMORROW must be a REGGIE BLINKER, (scotch rhyming slang me old cocker), going by the shite coming out of no 10.
First BLEARS does a "quickie" coming out of the door and then MugaBroon gives us some load of fucking shite about MPs' expenses on the DOWNING STREET WEBSITE.
Does nothing get trailed in Parliament first, nowadays?
What a WANKER and the embarrassing thing is, he's Scottish. But then, in a little known fact to our English cousins, was BLIAR.
AND WHAT A PRICK HE WAS. HE'S NOW TRYING TO TELL THE POPE HOW TO RUN A TWO THOUSAND YEAR OLD CHURCH!
Tuesday, 21 April 2009
Efficiency savings-My arse


Monday, 20 April 2009
DARLING RAPES SCOTLAND'S FUTURE TO PAY FOR LABOUR'S MISMANAGEMENT OF ECONOMY
THIS IS AN INDEPENDENT SCOTLAND'S BANK. And to make it worse the SNP agree with him!
Are they off their fucking heads?
Sunday, 19 April 2009
ANOTHER SCOOP FOR DARK LOCHNAGAR!
+It is being leaked out of the BBC in Whitechapel tonight that ANDREW NEIL, he of the sticky out ears and face like a BULLDOG licking piss off a nettle may have allegedly become embroiled with the LUCIOUS AND FRAGRANT, ANITA ANNAND, his protege on the "Daily Politics" show on the BBC at lunchtimes.
The twisted old lothario has been seen gamboling like a NEW BORN LAMB IN THE SPRING SUNSHINE as he and his alleged lover have taken their dogs for a walk in Hyde Park.
Indeed one lady was so taken aback that she damn nearly fell off her horse, don't you know, at the sight of the acerbic old twat.
Oh, and the Labour e-mail scandal looks set to engulf RAY COLLINS, THE GENERAL SECRETARY OF THE LABOUR PARTY. His resignation is widely expected shortly.
Saturday, 18 April 2009
Mincey Mandelson, pleasure for some
It's easy to be cheery when you're MINCEY WITH HIS MP'S PENSION, HIS EC PENSION, HIS LORDS EXPENSES AND HIS MINISTERIAL SALARY.
Still it's not all good news. I am told he likes a wee discreet BUNG two or three times a week!
Friday, 17 April 2009
GORGDY'S BIG DAY OUT IN GLASGOW ENDS IN ACRIMONY
GORDY'S day out in Glasgow, turned into a mitigated disaster.
He said the sorry word for the dodgy e-mails
JACQUI SMITH DIDN'T say the sorry word for the DAMIAN GREEN FIASCO
ED MILLIBAND got told by all and sundry to stick his NUCLEAR PLANTS up his ARSE
MINCEY MANDY, despite unemployment rising faster since records began in 1971, national debt being higher than after the 2ND WORLD WAR AND THE FUCKING ECONOMY about to go TITS UP, told the SCOTS not to be so PESSAMISTIC.
WHAT A PRICK!
The SNP's response was SWIFT AND CUTTING:
With Scotland's economy heavily dependent on a healthy financial services sector, a sector which has been rocked by the loss of HBOS, the partial nationalisation of RBS and the projected loss of at least 11,000 jobs, Lord Mandelson's remarks generated a furious reaction from his political opponents.John Mason, the SNP's work and pensions spokesman, said: "Peter Mandelson's extraordinary remarks are yet another indication of just how out of touch the UK Labour government is."Lord Mandelson may not be feeling the pinch, but when families and businesses across Scotland are really struggling – with figures this week showing sharply rising unemployment in Glasgow – it is bad taste and bad judgment for him to deny the reality of the Downing Street downturn."And he added: "If Peter Mandelson can only lecture people – and cannot understand what is actually going on in the economy – then he has wasted the public money spent on the Cabinet's visit to Glasgow, because he has clearly learnt nothing about the impact of Labour's recession."
As we say in Scotland-Stick that up your FECKIN KYBER!
Thursday, 16 April 2009
MILLIBAND- YOU WILL HAVE NUCLEAR STATIONS!

Wednesday, 15 April 2009
Brown still in the SHITE with McBRIDE
This was once a free country where any man could make his feelings and opinions clear. That is why we have Speakers Corner at Hyde Park.
Now we have surveillance cameras all over our country and FUCKING LABOUR SPIN DOCTORS ARE THE REAL LEADERS OF THIS COUNTRY I don't suppose they have MI5 taking photographs and copying their e-mails like the rest of us.
Tuesday, 14 April 2009

It was a trivial enough episode in itself. And yet it left me convinced that this decaying, clapped-out, paranoid Labour government had finally forfeited the moral authority to rule, for one simple but decisive reason: they were patently more interested in themselves than in the good of the country.
My moment of revelation took place in August last year. It was the Olympic handover party in Beijing, and it had been organised with great panache and economy by the London authorities. It was a terrific, almost euphoric event in the courtyard of one of the old hutongs.
The mood was exalted not so much because London was to be the next host city, but because we were celebrating extraordinary athletic achievements by Team GB. British competitors had not only done well in cycling, sailing and rowing. They had produced some sensational results in boxing and in track and field; and the overall result was the best performance by a British Olympic team for 100 years.
What? I said. Why on earth would someone be showing a picture of the notorious child-killer? What had she got to do with the Olympics? It turned out that her portrait was indeed briefly visible, for those with sharp eyes, in a tourism promotion video that was being shown on one of the TV screens. The image had been culled from the Royal Academy's exhibition of Young British Artists, and was presumably designed to show that London was the home of cool, groovy and cutting-edge art and culture of all kinds. In defence of those who made this promo video, Hindley was only on screen for a second, and the video had been used for at least two years, around the world, without any previous complaint. Still, it was an obvious goof. We pulled it at once, and hoped the fuss would die down.
We reckoned without McBride, who was there with his master, Gordon Brown. All night, the media obsession with Myra Hindley seemed to grow. And that was because all night McBride was on the phone trying to crank the story up – demanding investigations, demanding apologies, issuing furious denunciations in the name of the Prime Minister. At one stage, it really looked as though the good feeling engendered by a British sporting triumph would be extinguished by a hoary old controversy about a Myra Hindley painting.
And who was the fly in the ointment? Who was the slug on the milk bottle? Who was the proverbial t--- in the punchbowl of Olympic joy?
It was the Prime Minister's press officer and strategist, Damian McBride. Because, of course, it wasn't any member of the British team who saw and identified the Hindley portrait. It wasn't even a member of the press corps. It was a member of Gordon Brown's party who spotted the fleeting howler, and it was McBride who – with the indulgence of his boss – tried to turn it into a story.
I was left in the end with a feeling of amazement and disgust. Here was a man paid a six-figure sum, by the taxpayer, to present and explain the work of government. He had flown half-way round the world, again at the expense of the taxpayer, to attend a celebration of British Olympic achievement.
But he had walked into that event determined to find fault. He didn't give a monkey's about the athletes, and he didn't give a toss about the way Britain might be perceived by other countries. He simply wanted to find a way – any way – of having a go at the London authorities who had organised the affair, because the people of London had recently had the temerity not to vote for a Labour mayor. He wanted to poison the party, even if it meant embarrassing Britain in a foreign capital. He did not succeed, but I am afraid that in that moment he and his master stood revealed.
It is contemptible, and it is a function of the bunker-like desperation in which the Prime Minister and his allies now find themselves.
In their relentless, brutal, tribal viciousness they are no longer interested in doing good for the country, but only in doing down their opponents. They have lost their moral case to govern the country. They must go.
Monday, 13 April 2009
Jim Murphy-The SKULL
ARE YOU IN THEIR SOMEWHERE, JIM?Why is The Scottish Secretary, JIM MURPHY, such an annoying SHITEBAG?
His job is to be SCOTLAND'S REPRESENTATIVE in the UK Cabinet. Not some ranting, Labour Party, political mouthpiece.
He never misses a fucking opportunity to have a go at the legitimate Scottish Government in Holyrood.
Devolution was set up by his party and it is just too bad if the people of Scotland decide that they are fed up with the same old Labour, Scottish sleaze and bring in a SNP Government which works for the country.
He would be better talking to his fellow SHITEBAGS, DARLING and BROON SO THAT THEY DON'T CUT £500 MILLION FROM THE SCOTTISH BUDGET NEXT YEAR and allow the SNP to continue the good work they have started despite the budget cutbacks.
A joint Cabinet meeting of the UK and Scottish Cabinets when Broon brings them up here in a few weeks was a brilliant idea. Which Broon through Murphy jumped on from a great height, suggesting a dinner meeting.
WHAT ARE THEY AFRAID OF??????
Saturday, 11 April 2009
Jade Goody and cult of fame
Friday, 10 April 2009
11 out of 12 alleged TERRORISTS are Pakistani students

11 out of the 12 alleged TERRORISTS arrested in dawn raids to day were PAKISTANI students on a student visa. What is this Government and MI5 doing letting every Tom, Dick and Rashid into this country? Are there no checks being done before they are let in?
This is not a PAKISTANI issue, as far as I am concerned. If they were Australians, I would feel the same way.
There is however a problem with radical Muslims and whilst there are thousands of Muslims who are happy to live in Scotland and be part of Scottish Society and they are very welcome, we must do something about the Radicals.
Is our Home Secretary Jacqui Smith more interested in fiddling her expenses rather than doing her job? The problem is that there is too much POLITICAL INTERFERENCE with the Security Services to allow them to do their job properly.
Thursday, 9 April 2009
AND TONIGHT'S MOAN IS----------
I speak Spanish and smatterings of other European Languages. Although not as romantic as Gaelic, probably a lot more use in modern living.
I wish that I was able to speak some Gaelic, but I suppose I will just have to pride myself in my Ancestors in Clan Chattan leading the Highlanders' charge at Culloden in 1746.
Wednesday, 8 April 2009
IRISH TAKE THEIR MEDICINE BUT LABOUR WILL LEAVE IT FOR THE TORIES.
Monday, 6 April 2009
GEOFF HOON-HOW I MADE MY FIRST MILLION FROM THE TAXPAYER IN EXPENSES
Former Defence Secretary Geoff Hoon, now Transport Secretary in Gordon Brown's Government, lived rent-free for three-and-a-half years in Admiralty House, London, once occupied by Winston Churchill.
He used the opportunity to earn money from the London house he had declared to the Commons authorities as his 'main home' by renting it to a private tenant via a commercial lettings agency.
At the same time he claimed more than £70,000 in a 'second-home allowance' on his home in Derby, close to his constituency of Ashfield, Nottinghamshire.
In effect, it meant that during the war, and for three years afterwards, Mr Hoon had one home absolutely free, a second one covered by Commons expenses, and a third one which had initially been funded by expenses, paid for by rent.
And when he gave up his grace-and-favour apartment, he bought a new £635,000 London home and changed his 'main home' declaration which meant he could use his second-home allowance to help pay for it - and provide a home for his adult son.
Mr Hoon insists he has done absolutely nothing wrong and maintains everything was approved by the Commons authorities.
Mr Hoon has made £millions out of the taxpayer in expenses. It may have been approved but we think you and your labour sleazebag comrades are THIEVING BASTARDS!
Sunday, 5 April 2009
Jane Goody's funeral
"It's a circus," said one weeping woman on her way to the funeral service at St John the Baptist Church in Buckhurst Hill, Essex. Dressed in a Burberry woollen hat and massive sunglasses, she added again: "It's a circus, but it's what Jade would have wanted."
Why had she come all the way from West Ruislip to Essex? "I had to come because it would have been a burden for the rest of my life if I didn't make this journey. She was amazing."
FUCK ME!
Saturday, 4 April 2009
What did Broon get from the G20
1) “Making available an extra $1 trillion”. Ahh, those Brown verbal tricks. What does “make available” mean? Is it guarantees, promises, statement of intent? Real spending? Not a penny of cold hard cash has been pledged by anyone. The sum is concocted by taking the IMF’s pre-existing $500bn target for its bailout fund (a target it still hasn’t met), adding another $250bn to the target. And, then, we add a $250bn fund which the IMF would create by printing its own special money.
2) IMF Funds “treble to $750 billion”. Very fishy. We heard from the IMF on Valentine’s Day that it wanted double its rescue fund to $500 billion – then it said it wanted even more. So where has the extra $250bn come from? Who has stumped it up? No one, it appears - it's just a target. And then the IMF will print its own money, in its own pretend “currency” (called Special Drawing Rights or SDR), and then allow its members to swap this for real money. The idea was once rejected by US Congress, but Obama thinks he won’t need congressional approval now the limit is kept to $250bn. But to be clear: no one has stumped up any new cash. It’s a little quantitative easing for the world – aimed, I suspect, at Eastern Europe. China will be happy as it wants SDRs to replaced the US dollar as a reserve currency.
3) Old pledges dressed as new. Brown gave a breakdown of who had stumped up: Japan, he said, contributed $100bn to the IMF. Yes it did: in January. The EU has agreed to contribute $100bn, he added. We know: this was announced at the last EU summit. Brown said China has chipped in just $40bn, and this appears to be new. But given the size of Beijing’s $2 trillion piggy bank, that is a rather derisory amount (and won’t buy it a seat on the IMF board). The Brazilians had thought China was good for $100bn.
4) Double counting. The Dear Leader has good news. “We are going to act decisively to kickstart international trade” But how? “We will ensure availability of at least $250 billion over the next two years." Note that “over two years” means that this is $125bn, double counted. Why not make it four years, and whack up an extra $1 trillion? It’s just a joke. Nor is this real cash – it comes from trade insurance schemes to protect importers and exporters. It’s not money being spent by governments. Pure Brown-style fiscal conjuring.
5) Tax havens. “We have agreed there will be an end to tax havens that do not transfer secrecy on request.” This is a piggybacking on the long-running OECD campaign against tax havens – this is not a G20 initiative. Brown solemnly announced the OECD would publish a list of non-compliant nations, as if this were a breakthrough. It has been doing this for the last year – here is a list of the most recent such announcements.
6) “The Washington consensus is over”. A curious aside from Brown – and a dog whistle to the Soros/Naomi Klein school of economics. The so-called “Washington Consensus” doesn’t refer to any formal economic protocol. It is used by the likes of Soros to denote what he calls ‘free market fundamentalism’. The academic who coined the term talks about its abuse here.
7) Ban on new trade barriers. Yeah, right. They agreed this in November and, since then, 17 of the 20 countries have increased trade barriers.
8) Brown’s gold advice: “I’ve been proposing this to the IMF for ten years”. He was certainly proposing in 1999 that the IMF sold gold – then priced at $278 an ounce. Luckily, the IMF ignored Brown and gold is now $890 an ounce. Shame he didn’t take the IMF’s advice when it was warning his borrowing would end in tears.
9) “For the first time, we have come together to set principles for the global finance system.” As far as I can determine, all they have agreed is that banks and hedge funds should be regulated – but don’t say how. Ergo, it’s meaningless.
10) No fiscal stimulus. It’s mentioned twice in the 3,080 word document – there wasn’t one. Both Brown and Obama wanted the world to contribute new money. They failed. There was none of the big agreement that Brown led us to believe. There was a split, as evidenced by the Franco-German minority report yesterday. But still it’s a big summit, a deal was done (albeit a fairly nebulous one) and the threatre was fine.
On a presentational basis, this his has worked out well for Brown. I suspect the G20 will be written up well tomorrow, just as his Budgets are always written up well – “2p tax reduction!” – before we all realise we’ve been swindled. So look out for triumphant declarations of “$1.1 trillion to save the world” in tomorrow’s papers. Listening to Brown today, it was as if he were giving a Budget for the world. And I suspect the world is about to learn how illusory a Brown promise really is.
The Ibrox two get their comeuppance
Both of these young men and Ferguson in particular earn, by ordinary standards, fabulous sums of money. They have proven however not to have the maturity to deserve it, after their BEVVY session in the Hotel after the Holland game and what was even less forgivable were the naive, petulant "v" signs that they both gave from the bench during the game like two 10 year olds who had had a row from their mammy.
Thankfully both the SFA and their club have acted decisively in punishing them. I have no doubt the story will rumble on.
The Ibrox 2 sounds like the old story about the Renault 5, but that's probably a story more suited to the pub!
Friday, 3 April 2009
Broon doesn't get deal from G20
At long last, Frank Hadden, the Scottish Rugby Coach, has been sacked. Now we need a root and branch sorting out of the game's structures, starting with kicking out "the blazers" in charge and bringing in some ex-players.
Thursday, 2 April 2009
A dark day for Scotland and the oil industry
My sympathies go to the family and friends of all involved and we thank you for their sacrifice.
Wednesday, 1 April 2009
SOULD STUPID PEOPLE BE ALLOWED THE VOTE?
We allow halfwits like this to have the vote and affect our daily lives as in the current crisis. In my opinion, THE WRITER, THE PHYSIC AND THE EDITOR SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO VOTE AGAIN AND SHOULD PROBABLY BE STERILISED IN CASE THEY BRING ANY POSSIBLE OFFSPRING INTO THE WORLD, UNLESS THEIR PARTNER IS A SCIENTIST OR SIMILAR.
I see another LABOUR SLEAZEBAG, LORD MEYNERS, HAS BEEN CAUGHT OUT, because McKILLOP has stated that he knew all along about Fred Goodwin's pension. RESIGN NOW YOU SLIMEBALL!








