DARK LABOUR SCANDALS

Another Scottish Institution is allowed to go by Broon and co. The DUNFERMLINE BUILDING SOCIETY is to be taken over by the English Nationwide BS, in a scandalous fashion after asking the Government for only £20 million. This is a drop in the ocean compared to the TRILLIONS that have been wasted by this lunatic in no 10. The sooner the men in white coats appear the better.

After playing up his delusion that he can save the world, SUPERBROON is about to get his comeuppance at the G20 MEETING IN LONDON starting this week. The sound of damping down of expectations from his Chancellor, Bank Chairman et al, is deafening.

The husband of HOME SECRETARY, HARRIET HARMAN is accused of buying two wank films for a tenner and HARRIET put them on her expenses. How terribly British that she can be forced to resign for £10 and a box of tissues, yet she can fiddle thousands by putting her sister's house on her expenses and get away with it. Very strange!

LABOUR PARTY ANTI-WOMEN AND CATHOLICS

Jack Straw, the power behind the Brown throne, today talked out a lib-dem private member's bill ensuring that Catholics and the first born women in the Royal Family could ascend the throne.

Whilst I regard the Royal Family as an anachronism in the modern day, it displays the anti-women and Catholic prejudice of the LABOUR PARTY! I wonder how this plays out with the trade unions and the swathes of Catholic MPS and MSPs in the LABOUR PARTY.

How do you feel about this, Jim MURPHY. Still looking forward to the socialist utopia that is Renfrew and Lanarkshire.

Speak up SKULL-HEAD, we know you like the sound of your own voice.

RAITH ROVERS SUPPORTER MEETS THE SOCRATES

It was reported today from BRAZIL, the land of dreams as far as fitba is concerned, that a Raith Rovers supporter met with the MIGHTY SOCRATES, A BRAZILIAN LEGEND. The Raith supporter who unfortunately turned up in thick woolen suit and tie despite the 30 degree heat was photographed standing next to the GREAT MAN, ( a tanned Adonis), looking like a fish out of water.

You should just have asked for his autograph for the wife and got the hell out of there before the Paparazzi arrived Gordon. We hope NOT to see you tomorrow posing on the Copacabana Beach in your SPEEDOS! Oh and by the way, the mighty Ayr United are still on top of your beloved team. Have fun, Gordy! They're all plotting behind your back!

Brown and Milliband

While the GREAT LEADER jets to South America to speak to some of the most right wing oppressive countries in the World to ask them to come to London and play on his team at the G20 talks, (THE SAD BASTARD), his rival for the Labour leadership, MILLIBAND, has promised only a closed door enquiry into the illegal Iraq war. Another fucking Labour WHITEWASH. When are we going to get rid of these evil, incompetent, conniving Bastards.

Don't agree with some daft bastard breaking Fred the Shred's windows. There might have been weans or pets inside. Club together and buy a share, (there quite cheap at the moment!), and go to a AGM and put your point to the current management in a composed fashion. Allbankersarecrooks.com, you are stupid twats.

Report in today's Heavenly Herald

A report in today's HEAVENLY HERALD reports that after only two days in Heaven, Jane has been nominated for eviction. (Sorry folks couldn't resist it)!


The Great Leader meantime has jetted off to South America to beg Brazil and Chile, (two economies in better shape than ours), to back him at the G20 talks in London. How pathetic can this Moron become. It shows what shite our economy is in, when the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom has to jet off 4500 miles to beg two former economic basket cases to back him for World Leader. Meanwhile the site of his last great speech, to the Scottish Labour Party, Dundee, has been captured by the SNP, who now are council leaders in 3 out of the 4 main Scottish cities. Well done Gordon, keep it up!

JANE GOODY- A BIT DISTASTEFUL?

I only realised who Jane Goody was last week when we saw pictures of her racially abusing some minor Indian Celeb on "Big Brother". My only ever experience of the said show was once when I switched over on a Friday night, half pissed, to find several people fast asleep. Failing to appreciate the entertainment value I never watched it again. Miss Goody, I believe, came fourth.

Now whilst I appreciate the lassie trying to get a few bob for her weans, it was the general tackiness of the daily reporting that left me with a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. Particularly when The great Leader, Old Clunking Fist, MugaBroon, himself, felt he had to comment.

Has the one eyed TWAT not got enough problems having taken us into this disastrous BANKRUPTCY without having to comment on the death of a stupid girl, who had she not ignored follow up letters from the Hospital, could have been alive today and spared us the sickening spectacle of her demise. Max Clifford has probably taken a bloody good whack of the money anyway and I am sure her new hubby will want his pennyworth whether directly or otherwise.

All in all, a very sad reflection on our sick, salivating, sycophant society.

TONY MCNULTY MP, WHAT A SLEAZE-BAG.

Tony McNulty MP, a Minister in Mugabroon's Cabinet is the latest to be found out to be crawling along the sleaze trail. He has been taking £14,000 per annum for his parents home, 11 miles away from Westminster, from the taxpayers. This is despite his principle residence , which he shares with his partner, being only 3 miles away from the Palace of Fun. What a SLEAZE-BAG!

The Calamity Commission set up by the Unionist Scottish Traitors in the Scottish Parliament, is proposing to hand some powers back to the Westminster Sleaze-bag Retirement Home. THIS MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN AND ALL OF SCOTLAND SHOULD BE ON THE STREETS FIRST.

Edinburgh MP Nigel Griffiths has been caught shagging a lady in Westminster who was not his wife and horror of horror, on REMEMBRANCE DAY! I hope he stood to attention at 11 o'clock!

Still with a name like NIGEL, you would have thought he would be GAY!

Sunday 22nd March 2009 WHAT A FUDD!

Scottish LIEbour Leader, ELMER FUDD, ( Iain Gray), has made a PRICK of himself again after his rant to Alex Salmond at FMQs on Thursday about his constituent, a young man by the name of LEWIS DOIG. ELMER used his four questions lambasting Scotland's First Minister about how LEWIS had been unable to finish his apprenticeship, presumably because of some perceived failing in Alex's Government.

It has since come to light that not only was LEWIS in a apprenticeship, but he had been offered a full time job with a local company in East Lothian.

LEWIS himself is a bit of a local celebrity amongst his pals, having been formerly THROWN OFF a college training course for fighting with a fellow student. Not only that but he is a star of a UTube video in which, pissed as a fart, he liberally sprays out the F**K and C**T WORDS.

Poor old Iain Gray, WHAT A FUDD!

p.s. Can't wait for FMQs on Thursday for the SALMOND'S RIPOSTE!

BigClunkingFist messes up again

Big Clunker or MugaBroon, seems to have let his banking friends off again with the news that Northern Rock continued to negotiate TOXIC LOANS after it was nationalised. After the controversy surrounding Sir Fred the Shred, a man knighted on the recommendation of Old Muga himself, and his generous pension arrangements it seems the GREAT GLOBAL SAVIOUR is again in the SHIT. When ,oh when, will ETON-BOY CAMERON get his act together and grab the ONE EYED IDIOT by the throat.