Barack the Brit
Excellent news, readers: Britain is in possession of a leader that everyone can be LESS EMBARRASSED OF.
Because Barack Obama, it turns out, isn't a natural born citizen of American at all. Or of any African state as others would have had you believe. He is, of course, a Brit. Proof (in the form of an advert that ran in The Washington Times): I quote: "Obama, the Putative US President, was born a British Subject.... and is Currently also a British Protected Person and/or a British Citizen to this Day."
Help MR OBAMA , can you come over here next? You're NOT MUCH USE, but YOU'RE BETTER THAN THOSE TWO FUCKWITS, MESSRS BROWN AND CAMERON!
No, lets use him to get the American colonies back !
ReplyDeleteI see our poet lorryette has done a tome about the 12 days of christmas.
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"I bought a goose from a jolly farmer and it laid barrack obama"
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/culture/olivermarre/100005448/carol-ann-duffy-turns-into-a-pub-bore/
Kulchy, good poem. Was it the black goose of the family?
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