Monday 7 December 2009

ANGLICAN CHURCH IN TURMOIL AS LESBIAN PRIEST IS MADE A BISHOP!

The future of the worldwide Anglican Communion was in jeopardy last night after the Archbishop of Canterbury said that the election of a lesbian bishop in the United States raised “very serious questions”.  CHRIST.  ARE YOU SURE SHE'S A LESBIAN!  I was on a LESBIAN WEBSITE the other week and they didn't look ANYTHING LIKE HER! 

5 comments:

An anthropologist said...

She does look a bit like a rugmuncher with the dog collar, short hair and false teeth. She'll be the butch in the relationship.

An anthropologist said...

Yes but being a bishop is just her day job. She like to get stuck into the beef curtains at night.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anththingy,m Right, I'm with you now. I wonder if she's allowed to shout 'Christ I'm coming' or is that blasphemy or alternately might he take her to 'be a sunbeam'?

Anonymous said...

With those teeth she should be standing in the winners enclosure not getting fanny batter on the font.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, that wasn't the 'Carpertchewer' that I had at 7/1 at Sedgefield the other day, was it?