For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS
CONCLUSION:Eat and drink what you like.Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Just out of shot are the Social Workers about to grab the kid and pack him off to an orphanage because his dad's too fat.
ReplyDeleteBanned, I would say that bringing your wean up as a Newcastle supporter should be enough to get the Social Services in!
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