Thursday, 8 October 2009

ENGLISH TORIES COPY SNP'S DRINKS PLAN

THE SORRY RESULT OF GETTING PISHED!


  • Tax on off-licences and bars selling alcohol late at night
  • £1.50 tax hike on alcopops and £1.33 on strong beer
  • Ban on supermarkets selling alcohol below cost price
  • Communities given right of veto over drink licences
  • SOUNDS VERY LIKE THE SNP'S PLANS.

JINGS, CRIVVENS, HELP MA BOAB, WHAT WILL FAT FRUMP GOLDIE SAY NOW!

6 comments:

  1. Leave Annabel alane !

    She's the Establishment's pantomime tame Tory .

    Now , Mr. McLetchie ... he was beginning to tell it like it was .

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  2. And Labour promising to get tough on 24 hour drinking, like they didn't bring it in in the first place: twats.

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  3. Gigits, I think you might find the Vodka and Paracetamol combo is very satisfactory as a short term solution. If you want to go for the cirrocis of the liver route, sustained amounts of cheap cider and vodka are better.

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  4. Banned, it's just a British thing. We like to get pished out of our brains. Fuck this "continental" shite of having a glass or two of wine with a meal. Give me 3 bottles for starters before I go onto the Cognac.

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  5. You are a truly sick individual , DL .
    Hopefully you will not be making a cinematic version of your disgusting fantasy .
    It would not beat "Sarah Pailin Meets Joe The Plumber" as a political drama , though .

    Not that I've ever watched that , you understand .

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  6. Aye, she would have given a great BJ in her day, Y.O.

    I also had a fancy for that Jewish bird that said the eggs were infected with Sam and Ella, but that cunt Major got in there first.

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