Friday, 11 September 2009

LABOUR MSP ARRESTED FOR BEING £1 AN HOUR CALLGIRL

MARGARET CURRAN WORKED AS £1 PER HOUR CALL GIRL

An MSP, MARGARET CURRAN who lived a double life as a £1 an-hour call girl was ACCUSED OF OVERCHARGING YESTERDAY.


CURRAN, 49, entertained up to 20 clients a week as part of the Notorious Girls escort agency.
She used the working name of SEXY SUE and posed provocatively in her underwear on the agency's website, proclaiming herself 'very eager to please'.



CURRAN claimed she was no longer able to live on a MSP's salary after being part of the previous failed Lab/libdem alliance.


Curran was exposed when after returning home from a stint as 'SEXY SUE' she was rumbled by her WHORE MASTER who on counting her takings of £101 asked her, "who the fuck gave you the £1." "They all did", replied CURRAN.

7 comments:

any port in a storm said...

I'd pump it

Dark Lochnagar said...

Take my word for it Porty, as soon as she opens her gub, your auld John Thomas will wilt as if you'd caught it in your zip.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Mind you for a £1 you could tape her gub shut and have a wank over her tits!

Porty said...

As ugly as a blind cobblers thumb and like shagging a wizards sleeve but I think I still would.

Dark Lochnagar said...

I know how you feel. I once had a drem I was shagging Maggie Thatcher, but we were both a lot younger at the time.

Porty said...

Interesting. I use the thought of Maggie Thatcher on a cold day to delay my explosions into the ladies receptacle.

Dark Lochnagar said...

No, I once saw my mother in the scud at an advanced age and that does it for me.